What the f#$!

By: hellzarmyangel12

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Alrighty then… well, big crossover between, cardcaptors, that 70's show, dragon ball z, Bobobo Bo Bobo ok I MIGHT add somewhat of that in there ok, I'm not sure, maybe shaman king, and maybe YuYu Hakusho.

CHARACTERS:

Sakura–duhhhh

Syaoran – duhhhh

Eriol – duhhhh

Tomoyo – duhhhh

Nakuru - maybe

Gasser gas can to beauty – maybe

Beauty – maybe

Yoh Asakura – maybe

Horohoro or trey – maybe

Ren Tao – maybe

Jun Tao – maybe

Kurama Suichi – maybe

Yusuke – maybe

Kuwabara – definitely lol

Hiei – maybe

Genkai – maybe

Ayaka – Genkai's long lost twin sister O.o…

And… people from my school, or that I know

Chapter 1

The prologue spooky….lol

"HOE!" was the sound at the Kinomoto residence that ran through the neighborhood, almost every morning since school had started. A girl with short, honey – blonde hair ran from her bed to her closet, looking for her uniform. She opened the door to her closet to see a crumpled up maroon polo and a pleated plaid, aquamarine skirt (a/n: my uniform hehe). She finally got her uniform on when she realized she needed… SOCKS! Then, another 5 minutes passed as she looked for her socks. She walked out of her room with a smile full of pride. "Wow, record time for finding socks!" she said as she walked down the stairs. "KAIJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" came a yell from the kitchen. She ran toward the kitchen to see the one and only Touya, in other words, her pain-in-the-ass brother, older that is.

"MY NAME IS'NT KAIJUU YOU DUMBFUCK! IT'S SAKURA! SA-KU-RA! 3 SYLLALBLES! 6 LETTERS! AIN'T THAT HARD TO REMEMBER!" Sakura snapped in a fit of rage. Touya just chuckled and said, "Well, since you're already pissed off, how bout I just tell you that for the first 4 years of your life I thought you were a housecat.". Sakura looked at him with her eyeballs bulging out of her head.

"GOOD FREAKING LORD KID GET BETTER INSULTS!" she said and walked out the door.

!#$&()&$#!

(Two streets down from Sakura's house: same time Sakura woke up:)

"HOLY FUCK!" was heard through the Li household, and luckily didn't circle through the neighborhood. A teenager with messy chocolate brown hair, intense amber eyes, and a GLORIOUS chest came out of bed. The tired wreck moped towards the bathroom praying that none of his four sisters, or cousins were using it, and luckily, IT WASN'T! a/n: oh joy lol He walked in and locked the door, looking for his uniform that his mom left in here, since his room was a "shitpit" in his terms. "Fuck the uniform, I'll just were my jeans." He mumbled to himself. He went back to his room to find his cousin, with navy blue hair, wire rimmed glasses, ice blue eyes, and slightly pale skin going through his drawers.

"ERIOL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" yelled the man with his eyes bulging out of his sockets. His cousin looked at him with a smile and simply said, "Well, I'm looking for clothes, I either can't find any, or they're dirty." The half eye lidded man walked up to his cousin, threw him over his back, and threw him out of his room A/n: like they do with Jazz on the fresh prince lol.

They both came downstairs after they got dressed. "SYAORAN! ERIOL! WHY ARE YOU WEARING CASUAL CLOTHING INSTEAD OF THE UNIFORM!" roared a woman with long, black hair. The boys just looked up at her like a couple of drunks and said, "Well, we can't find our school clothes, so if they ask, we'll just tell them we accidentally threw them in the garbage disposal." The woman looked at the two brain-dead men. "Well, I hope you wear your uniforms tomorrow boys." She said with a sigh. The woman left the kitchen and into the den. Five brunette heads popped up with shifted eyes. "And don't forget to bring us some in-laws…hehe!" squeeked Syaoran's four sisters and cousin Nakuru.

"Ugh, this is gonna suck…" said Syaoran staring at the floor. Eriol turned around and gave a devilish grin. "We'll see about that dear cousin…"

!#$&()&$#!

Well, mama's lil baby loves shortnin shortnin; mama's lil baby loves shortnin bread!

Lol

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Kristen