Chapter 5

Mrs. P

The bell rang for B period, which was religion (A/n: Mrs. P is my favorite teacher! She's so friggin funny, and all this stuff I'm writing in the chapter is real, well maybe most of it but I kid you not, you'll love her). All the kids ran up to room 302, Mrs. P's room. And this time, she didn't put them in alphabetical order! The whole class saw a short, old, chubby woman, about 64 years old. "Alright take ya seats, I don't feel like teachin all day." Said Mrs. P. Everybody stood in the back of the room, waiting for Mrs. P to assign seats. "Alright, Boys, ou sit on this side (A/n: On your right), and girls you sit on this side." Said Mrs. P as she pointed towards the sides of the classroom. Sakura sat in the back of the room (A/n: My desk), next to Tomoyo.

"Now let's get a couple things straight/ I favor girls over boys because they're well behaved, smarter, act more mature, have better motor skills, etc." said Mrs. P.

Everyone got their religion books and were asked to turn to page 11. The lesson went on about outcasts of society, to who we thought were outcasts, to Mrs. P telling them about her life story (A/n: she gets off topic extremely easy), to blahblahblah. "Alright, now we're going to read the parable of the wedding feast." Said Mrs. P. They all read it, most boys forgetting our place in the book, or not being able to read a simple word. "Now, I want you to write the definition of the kingdom of God, and what they were trying to teach in the parable of the wedding feast." Said Mrs. P. She handed out loose-leaf paper to everyone and told them to start writing. (A/n: alright, when Mrs. P. asked us to do that I just wrote whatever came to mind, and when I passed the paper in I thought she would think I was high.). So they all wrote it and passed it in. But when Eriol passed his in, Mrs. P scanned it. "Mr. Hiragizawa, what do you call this crap!" yelled Mrs. P. Everyone started to chuckle. "Now class listen to what your oh so clever classmate wrote.

I was studying the inner structure of the modern brassiere and WOW! I really do not understand why females are the only ones allowed to wear such an intricate item. Were men and women not created equal! Women can wear trousers, but men are not allowed to even try such a delicate thing? It's an injustice, I tell you!" recited Mrs. P. Now everybody was bursting out laughing. "Scratch what I said about Eriol not being gay before." Thought Syaoran. Eriol just stood there, with a large smile on his face. "Oooooh, I thought you meant to tell us to explain what injustices are that should be fixed." Said Eriol. Mrs. P had a vain throbbing in her head

"YOU- BEEEEP! The bell rang for locker break. The kids scurried out of the classroom.

"Someone told me catholic school kids were well behaved. What kind of fucked up braindead dumbass told me that?" thought Mrs. P. (A/n: Well what Mrs. P just thought, is actually what she said to us lol.)

Well, do you like Mrs. P?

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