Doom: Hello all! I'm probably gonna get killed for this one, but I'll just do it anywaay
Inu: So... wahts it about?
Doom: Well, Its a song fic about two dudes, Bankotsu and Jakotsu
Ban and Jak: -suddenly brought into the conversation- wa?
Doom: I'm just gonna get on with it, if you know the song, sing along! Oh I odn't own the song..., 'If You Were Gay'
Ban and Jak: WHAT!
Bankotsu
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite Weapon, Banryuu to polish
-Looks around-
No Body to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
Jakotsu
Hey Ban!
Bankotsu
-Sigh- Hi Jak.
Jakotsu
Hey Ban, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the trip through the market this morning.
This guy was all smiling at me and talking to me
Bankotsu
That's very interesting.
-Tries to concintrate-
Jakotsu
He was being realy friendly like
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I, -Points to self- was gay! -Points to Ban-
Bankotsu
Yea, so, like, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
Hmm? Exatily, I don't care.
-Awkward pause-
So... Whad ya have for lunch today?
Jakotsu
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Ban... -Looks down-
Bankotsu
I'm NOT getting defensive!
-Jak jumps back-
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to polish Banryuu
-Polishes-
Jakotsu
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ban...
I just Thought, ya know, it's something we could be able to talk about.
Bankotsu
I don't want to talk about it, Jak!
This conversation is over!
Jakotsu
Yeah, but...
Bankotsu
OVER!
-Continues polishing-
Jakotsu
-Sighs-
Well, okay, but just so you know
-Ramdomly starts to sing and dance-
IF YOU WERE GAAAY
THAT'D BE OKAAAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEEEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEEEE,
IF IT WERE MEEE
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
-Waves hand in front of face-
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Bankotsu
Jak, please!
I am trying to polish...
-Jak gets all in his face-
-Twitch-
What!
Jakotsu
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Bankotsu
Ah, Jak!
Jakotsu
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Bankotsu
Jak, I'm trying to polish Banryuu!
-Goes to other side of cave-
Jakotsu
YEAR AFTER YEARRR!
-Follows-
Bankotsu
JAK!
Jakotsu
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME
-Hugs Ban-
Bankotsu
Argh!
-Runs to other side fo cave-
Jakotsu
AND I KNOW THAT YOUUU
Bankotsu
-Looks up-
What?
Jakotsu
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOOOO,
Bankotsu
I would?
-Blinks-
Jakotsu
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY"
-Waves hand away-
(BUT I'M NOT GAY)
Bankotsu
-Glares-
Jakotsu
I'M HAPPYYY
JUST BEING WITH YOUUU.
-Doodles on wall-
Bankotsu
Blood and guts, Naraku dead...
-Thinks happy thoughts-
Jakotsu
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO MEEE
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
-Wiggles eyebrows-
Bakotsu
-Twitch-
Jak, that's WRONG!
NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAAAAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAAAYY!
Bankotsu
I am not listening!
-Covers ears with hands-
Jakotsu
AND HERE I'D STAAAYY,
Bankotsu
-Shakes head back and forth.-
La la la la la!
Jakotsu
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
-Hops on his back grining-
Bankotsu
Aaaah!
-Drops Jakotsu and runs out of the cave to the Inu-Gumi's camp covering ears-
Inu-Gang
-Get in fighting stances-
Jakotsu
-Jumps through the bushes-
YOU CAN COUNT ON MEEE
-Points to self-
TO ALWAYS BEEE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
Inu-Gang
-?.?-
Bankotsu
-Neals to the ground-
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
Jakotsu
If you were gay.
-Grins-
Bankotsu
Argh!
-Colapses-
Inuyasha
... What just happened?
Kagome
Nooo..., clue
Doom: So wha'd ya think! -Grin-
Jake: -Smiles- I liked it but I think you're gonna die.. -points to Ban and Jak-
Ban and Jak: -Weapons ready, murderous gleam in eyes-
Doom: ... eep -Bolts- REVIEW!
Ban and Jak: GET BACK HERE!
