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I'm going to write about Sakura writing in her diary today. And the dreadful embarrassing thing in it happened to me in real life when I was 4. Yes… I am writing my tragic, blackmailed story for your enjoyment lol. But seriously, it sucks since I'm at the mercy of Anthony Cappucio! THE MIDGET! Anyways,
To clarify:
ITALICS diary writings or thinking
BOLD ITALICS something important in writing or thinking
UNDERLINE! IMPORTANTE!
Bolded Underlined Italics very. Important. Flipping. Shit.
CHAPTER 12 OF WHAT THE F!
Chapter 12A trip in the diary and some other things I might write
Sakura walked to the desk in her room, for something that she hadn't touched in a while, but decided it was time for her to write in it and hope it would take her mind off of things.
Dear Diary,
Yesterday had been very…er… holy schnikes – day…I can't believe I'm writing about this in my diary…I haven't even looked, well opened this thing since…when I was friggin 13! And that's when I wrote about t-th-th-the… TELLETUBBIE BIRTHDAY PARTY. Now that sucked. I still can't believe my parents made Touya dress up as the yellow telletubbie. Now he could really be called an assclown then.
Still, it actually made me feel bad for him. Anyways back to my "holy schnikes" yesterday. Ok I started school somewhere new this year, and I met two assclowns. Syaoran Li and Eriol Hiragizawa. Eriol Hiragizawa is a person I believes whom "sways-the-other-way", in other words, gay. I mean, for the love of Christ he paints his nails because, "they need a personality", that's like naming my shoes… that I do…BUT STILL, that's just creepy. And Li. Holy friggin Christ is he a friggin retard! God, I HATE HIM!
He is a TOTAL JERK! I had to go to his house for dinner last night! At least I met some nice, yet crazy people there though. They were Yelan (his mom), Fuutie, Feimei, Fanren, Xeifa, and Nakuru. Not to mention they do have a nice, enormous house. Li had to take me on a tour of it, and when we reached his room…the horror. He kissed me. And I kissed him back. I got over it kinda quickly, but then…it got worse.
He came in my room through my window, took his shirt off…then…we lost our virginity. I don't know how… but we did, and I don't think that was his plan for the night either.
Well, until next time, which I hope there is not, farewell.
-Sakura
She locked her diary and put it back in her drawer. "Sakura, can I come in? I haven't seen you all day today!" said a Tomoyo from outside her door. "Yes, you can come in, and of course you haven't seen me yet because it's freaking 6 a.m." said Sakura. Tomoyo entered her room to see her sulking in a chair. "What's wrong Sakura? You don't look happy. And I know it can't be from lack of sleep since you don't look the least bit tired." Said Tomoyo as she walked over to Sakura. Sakura looked up at her with a worried expression. She didn't know whether to tell her or not about last night. "No, no. Just sad because..because of the telletubbie party…WHY DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN? WHY GOD WHY! I WAS TURNING 13 AND YOU SEND ME A FRIGGIN YELLOW ASSCLOWN!" yelled Sakura. Tomoyo let out a tiny giggle. "I see you reread your diary." Said Tomoyo as she smiled. Sakura walked over to her bed, laid down, and fell asleep. Tomoyo smiled again and walked out of the room.
With SyaoranThe 6 of them were making whispered gasps, all wide-eyed looking at Syaoran. Syaoran got nervous as he thought up something to cover it up. "Y-yeah! Like how we fight a lot and make loud noises! And she moans because umm..uh..she can't take it! Yeah!" Syaoran said as he let out a nervous laugh. Everyone was stupid enough to buy it, so they continued listening.
After a while, everybody fell asleep by the door, exposing that they've been listening. Ohgami walked out of the room and saw the pile of people beside him. He looked at Syaoran, with wide eyes. "My son…" he whispered as he walked downstairs to explore his new home.
Well that's all that's in my head for right now so when I think of something, I shall write it down! --
-Kristen
