HELLO! MWHAHAHA MY NEWESTEST STORY! Uhem sorry must me the candy. YES CANDY! WOOOO! Ok this is hugs not drugs. It teaches the very important reason why people shouldn't do drugs. If you like the Tanners I say you better run now. Oh yeah this is going to be random, confusing, and utter stupidity. Yeah! Flames wanted! Oh yeah my cuz is in the story! Ha things are about to get interesting
I do not own the Tanners, who does? If I did things would be very interesting. SLAVES! Die Danny!
(Stupid annoying theme music plays)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" a girl around sixteen with black hair and green steaks screamed whacking who ever was playing the music with a glass bottle. "That's much better." Cecelia was a distance relative. Their second cousin twice removed from Danny's side. She was dressed in a black tank top with a red and black-stripped tie, and Tripp pants. "Wow what a nice house," she said walking up to the door.
Before she got a chance a person that resembled horses ass glues to a poll opened the door. "Hello! You must be Cecelia!" he said hugging her.
"God you perv," I said slapping him across the face. "Yup that's me. I don't do hugs. Remember that."
Ok," then he said grinning idiotically. "The what do you 'do." He made the quotation mark hand movement.
"Drugs," I said walking through the door. "Here you might like it." I pulled a little bottle filled with white powder and pills.
"What's this?" the moronic loser asked me.
"Something. Just try it."
Another guy came running out of the kitchen. "Hello. I'm Bull winkle," he said doing a horrible impression of Bull winkle.
'He must be a child molester,' I thought. "Hello," I said. "You can take this." I threw my heavy suitcase at him who made him fly thought the wall.
"Wow what do you have in here?" he asked coming out of the hole in the wall.
"Stuff." I walked up the stairs to claim my room. I opened the door and saw two girls in sitting arguing.
"Oh hi," the tallest one said. "I'm Stephanie and that is Michelle. Dad says you are staying in this room."
"Great," I said rolling my eyes.
"Yup."
'Is everyone here a loser?' I asked myself.
'Yes.'
'Oh.' I reached to grab a cookie but the midget bit my hand. "What the hell?"
"That's my cookie," she said. Her eyes turned red.
"You little bitch." I slapped her across the face.
"She has been acting very odd lately," Stephanie said. Michelle started to laugh insanely and peed on the floor. "Michelle! You little brat!" Michelle laughed more. "Clean that up now!"
"Never!" She had a very deep voice for her age. She laughed some more and then started to climb up the ceiling.
"Get down!" Michelle spat on her sister. "I'm telling Dad!" Stephanie ran out of the room leaving me with the midget. "Psyco bitch," I said exiting the room.
Later was dinner and we had something that was shaped as a boot. Who ever thought of that was definitely on drugs. Some how they managed to fit the whole family at the small table. "So how was your day Michelle?" Uncle J asked.
"I'm not Michelle. I'm Tiegan."
"Ok."
"You'll never guess what," Danny said. "The color pink tastes like cheese." The rest of the family looked at each other.
"Are you alright Daniel?" Uncle J asked.
"Fine just fine," Danny said. "But there are all of these spiders on me." He started to scratch his arms. "They won't get off!" He screamed.
"I wonder what is wrong with him," I said trying not to laugh.
"Maybe we need to take you to the doctor," Joey said.
"No! I'm fine! I'll just get some more medicine." He left to get some of his 'medicine'.
"You know what this was interesting, but I'm off to bed," I said getting up. "See you later."
Ok it's starting out slow, but things will pick up. Any one liked it? Or hated it? Hey, I'm just doing this to show the problem with drugs. Lol yeah sure whatever. Anyone want it to continue? Next chapter will tell what's wrong with Michelle and one sad thing about Danny and his medicine. I don't know if I will continue though. Ok PEACE OUT!
