Hello I'm back. YES ONE REVIEW! Thank you Dark Angel of Suicide, for being a loyal reviewer. Yes this is very fucked up and is abut to get even fuckier. In reward for your noble reviewing I grant you one cheeto. Use it wisely. Now for more drugs!
I was awakened by someone walking on the roof. I ran to the window to see who it was. Outside the rest of the family was in the yard gazing up at the roof. So I climbed down the tree to see what they were all staring at. "What the hell is going on?" I asked.
"Dad is on the roof," DJ said.
Yep the idiotic bean poll was up there standing at the edge. "And now, I Daniel Tanner, will prove that man can fly just like birds," he announced proudly.
"Danny you can't fly," the child molester said. "It's impossible!"
"No its not," Danny shot back. "Can't you see my wing? They are perfect for flying! And now I will fly and laugh in the faces of the pigeons!"
But we all know that pigeons can't fly, well not Danny.
He walked back a little and took a running jump. For a second he flew. "Look I'm flying!" But then he fell on his head, shattering his neck.
"That was so fucking awesome," I said as we all watched a dark pool of blood form around his body.
"Hahahaha," Michele laughed. She ran over and started to drink his blood.
"Michele what are you doing?" DJ cried. "Dad shut died and all you can think about is drinking his blood!"
"You know I think something is wrong with her," Joey said.
"Well I'm going to clean this up," Becky said. She went inside to get some cleaning materials.
"What's this?" Jesse asked pulling Danny's drugs from his pocket.
"Candy," I said quickly. "Want some?"
"Nah," Jesse said. "I think I'll give it to the boys." I shrugged and left to find where Michele had gone.
I found her and Joey in Joey's room in the middle of fucking each other. "I KNEW IT! I SO KNEW IT WITH ALL THE KID SHOWS!" I screamed. They both looked at me. "God that is sick."
"Little kids are better then older people," Joey said.
I shook my head. "This is so fucked up."
"I know."
So I left them to finish their…. thing… while I sat in my new room to ponder over why Michele could climb walls. First I thought maybe a radioactive spider of some sort bit her, but then it hit me. We needed and exorcist. But I didn't know where to find one.
I ran down to the kitchen to find the phone book. When I went down there I saw Nicky and Alex popping pills. "Try the blue one brother," Alex said, "It's yummy."
"Okay."
Aw how cute. I flipped through the phone book to find what I was looking for. I picked out the first and only exorcist person and quickly dialed the number. After giving him the address I walked over to watch the twins take drugs.
"There are all these icky bugs all over you brother!" Nicky said.
"Get me off!"
Nicky went over and bit at his brother's arm. Alex screamed. "Did you get it?"
"No." This time he took a big bite out of his arm. "They keep coming!"
"They're on you now!" Alex screamed. They both started to frantically eat themselves. I was about to stop them but the doorbell rang.
"Are you the exorcist?" I asked they priest.
"Yes," he said. "Where is the one possessed?" I lead him up to Joey's room forgetting about the spiders.
Ok that's all I got now. Where are the flames? God!
