Here's my 2nd Naruto-based fic: "The Jutsu Of All Jutsus"! Don't kill me if you find this ugly or boring or whatever XD I just hope you all enjoy reading this! HAHA. This chappie takes place when Naruto was still in the process of learning/mastering the Rasengan from Jiraiya.
Somehwere on the high mountains of Konoha - -
"FINALLY! AFTER ALL THOSE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS OF TRAINING…I HAVE MASTERED THE MOST POWERFUL, HIDDEN, DESTRUCTIVE, EXPLOSIVE, WILD JUTSU!" shouted Jiraiya, tears flowing in all directions from his eyes - -
Naruto throws a rock at Jiraiya's head
"Damn it, I CAN'T concentrate!" shouted Naruto, irritated by Jiraiya's shouting and cheering. "I'm gonna show you that I can master the Rasengan within a week's time!"
Naruto molds all his chakra in the rubber ball, trying to make it explode
"ARRRGGGH!" shouted Naruto, gritting his teeth and sweating heavily, as he couldn't get the rubber ball to explode. "DAMN IT!" - -
"Say, Naruto! Why don't we cancel today's training and watch me perform the new Jutsu I learned!" suggested Jiraiya, getting all comical and childish
"WHAT? But we just started 10 minutes ago!" protested Naruto, dropping the rubber ball on the ground. "Ero-sennins these days! HMPH."
"Oh yes, before I try my new jutsu out…I need a reliable test subject first!" said Jiraiya, looking around the area frantically
"Well…don't look at me! I am NOT going to become another one of your guinea pigs!" said Naruto, giving Jiraiya a disgusted look. "Hmm, why don't you try your new jutsu out on that rabbit over there?"
Naruto points directly at the rabbit
Jiraiya instantly faces the rabbit, forming lots of hand seals…then places his hands on his stomach - -
Suddenly the rabbit's stomach begins to enlarge in the worst way possible - -
Naruto's eyes fell out of their sockets, leaving the priceless look on his face
"GOOD GOD, IT WORKED!" shouted Jiraiya, watching the rabbit trying to move, even when it couldn't
Naruto suddenly snapped back into his senses
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, ERO-SENNIN!" shouted Naruto, starting to say something nasty
"I have just shown you the most ultimate and forbidden jutsu in the Shinobi history, Naruto. It is called the "PREGNANCY NO JUTSU!" shouted Jiraiya, crying another ocean of tears. "Your sensei has made himself proud, AGAIN!"
"NANI?" shouted Naruto, eyes wide with shock and awe. "Geez, if I hadn't known any better…that Jutsu was made specially for YOU!"
"This Jutsu is said to surpass the powers of Kage-leveled Jutsus!" said chibified Jiraiya. "And I have been blessed with the knowledge and endurance to learn it!"
"WHAT? THAT kind of Jutsu will never, ever be stronger than Kage-leveled ones!" argued Naruto, turning his eyes into angry slits
"That's what you think, little green-eyed monster!" teased Jiraiya, sticking his tongue out at Naruto. "It'll take you another million years to get past me! BWAHAHA!"
"Why you little…!" said Naruto, starting to get angry. "Actually, I never wanted to learn that Pregnancy no Jutsu! I just tagged along with you so I could further increase my skills!"
"And don't forget, we're supposed to find Tsunade, one of the legendary sannin that was appointed to become Konohagakure's 5th Hokage!" said Jiraiya, delivering one of his long and boring speeches
"I got it, I got it!" said Naruto, rolling his eyes sarcastically as he followed Jiraiya down the dusty road - -
Surprisingly, at Orochimaru's hideout in the middle of no where….
"AAACK! These arms are starting to kill me!" shouted Orochimaru, wincing in pain. "Kabuto! When will the new vessel finally accept my offer?"
"P-please calm down, Orochimaru-sama! I'm pretty sure that the vessel will accept the offer in no time!" said Kabuto, giving Orochimaru a sincere smile
"Well, I hope so! Because I am getting SO IMPATIENT and ANNOYED at these filthy pink bandages wrapped around my arms!" said Orochimaru, giving a disgusted look at his cursed arms
"O-orochimaru-sama, do you need anything?" said Kabuto, trying to divert Orochimaru
"No. If that vessel won't come to me, then this leaves me no choice!" said Orochimaru, getting up from his seat. "Kabuto, we're going to find him!"
"Err, of course Orochimaru-sama!" said Kabuto. Man, doesn't he ever take a break from ranting too much about the new vessel!
Orochimaru and Kabuto leaves the hideout - -
At a gambling house, somewhere out of Konohagakure
-BOOM!- the sliding door of the gambling house, busts open
The gamblers were startled, then looked at the figures standing in front of the room
"Alright guys…I want you to change these bucks into gambling chips!" ordered the figure. It seemed to have a female voice
"Well, well! Look who's here!" said the owner of the gambling house.
"THE LEGENDARY SUCKER, TSUNADE!" said the rest of the people who were gambling in the house
Everybody else laughed and snickered at the sight of Tsunade, her apprentice, Shizune, and her pet pig: Tonton - -
Tsunade opens her suitcase that was filled with JABILLIONS of yen, and showed it to the owner of the gambling house
"Uhmm, Tsunade-sama…I think we'd better run away before we get caught in THIS plan of yours…!" said Shizune, sounding shaky
"Oh yeah! Let's run!" said Tsunade, running away with Shizune and Tonton - -
The gamblers were all left dumbfounded - -
-BOOM!-
Tsunade's suitcase happened to be loaded with JABILLIONS of fake yen-bombs XD - -
Surprisingly, even from where Naruto and Jiraiya are, they could see the house blow up to bits - -
"My, my! It seems like we've found Tsunade!" said Jiraiya with a grin on his face. "She's up to no good again!" - -
Suddenly, Tsunade, Shizune and Tonton bumped into Jiraiya - -
"Uh-oh…we're caught! This is it, oh cruel world! WHY, WHY MUST I BE INDULGED IN TSUNADE-SAMA'S PLANS!" wailed Shizune, tears flowing from her eyes like a broken faucet
"OMG, it's you..JIRAIYA." said Tsunade sarcastically. "I knew you'd be out to hunt me again! Now spit up!"
"HU-WHAT in the world gave you THAT idea!" said Jiraiya, brushing dust off his sleeve. "Me and my apprentice came all the way here..just to inform you that you've been appointed as the GODAIME HOKAGE!"
"….WHAT! Seriously?" said Tsunade, not believing in what Jiraiya said
"Oh well…now that you've said YES…I MUST show you my NEW AND ULTIMATE JUTSU!" said the proud Jiraiya - -
"WHA?" said Tsunade and Shizune, with Ki's on their foreheads
Before anyone could say anything….
Jiraiya once again…formed lots of hand seals, and placed his hands that were flaring up with loads of chakra, on his stomach - -
Suddenly, Shizune began to be engulfed by a huge, white light - -
"AAAAH!" shouted Shizune, in horror
"Geez, he's done it AGAIN!" said Naruto, slapping his forehead - -
The white light disappears, revealing something very HORRIFYING
"ACK, DAMN YOU JIRAIYA!" shouted Shizune, you got me PREGNANT!"
Whee, cliffhanger! OMG, how will Jiraiya reverse the cursed spell in his NEW and ULTIMATE Jutsu, on Shizune! Do you think that he'll be getting more people..PREGNANT! Read and review, please! THANKS:3
