Okay, I'm back with the 2nd chappie of "Oh, SHOCK! A Perverted Jutsu!". Some Jutsus here are made-up, so please bear XD. Sorry guys, it seems that "The Real Itachi" will be on hiatus…but do tell your friends to read my fics! Thanks all! YAY.


"OMG, I AM SOOO GOING TO KILL YOU, JIRAIYA!" shouted Shizune, as she gaped at her enlarged stomach

"Now WHAT kind of a Jutsu, have you just mastered..Jiraiya?" said the shocked Tsunade with eyes as big as tennis balls

"It is called…the PREGNANCY NO JUTSU!" said Jiraiya, filled with pride. "And I believe this Jutsu shall beat all the Kage-leveled ones!"

"Stop messing around, Ero-sennin!" shouted Naruto, enraged. "I thought we went on a journey to find Tsunade…not to get her apprentice PREGNANT!"

"Dear me! What's this little mutt doing, following you all the way out here?" said Tsunade with a sheepish grin on her face. "DON'T tell me you've ADOPTED him!" - -

As Jiraiya and Tsunade were getting into a confersation, Shizune panicks and paces back and forth wildly in the background - -

"GASP, don't you dare IGNORE ME!" shouted Shizune with a chibi clenched fist. "I'm not ready to be pregnant yet!"

"Hmmm…I wonder how that Ero-sennin can reverse this Jutsu? If you ask me..it's kinda related to a Genjutsu type!" said Naruto, talking to himself - -

"No, no, no, no! Y-you've got it all wrong, Tsunade!" said Jiraiya with a lot of sweatdrops on his head. "He'll be training under ME, the great JIRAIYA!"

"Well, whatver. Judging from the looks of this situation…you'd better de-pregnate Shizune!" said Tsunade sarcastically. "Her family's gonna kill you once they've found out that a SUPER PERVERT, like you, impregnated her!"

"That is absurd, Tsunade! Of course I know how to reverse it! I did master every bit of this Jutsu, anyway!" said Jiraiya. "Now let me show you twits how it's done!"

Jiraiya takes out a scroll from his weapons bag, opens it, places it on the ground, and performs hand seals over it - -

Shizune suddenly faints - -

"Crap, now you've killed a pregnant woman!" shouted Tsunade, with a 3-foot jaw drop

"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" shouted Naruto, finally reaching the peek of his nerves. "You're such an ungrateful Ero-sennin!" - -

Suddenly, the Kyuubi's powerful chakra starts to engulf Naruto - -

"TAIJUU KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" shouted the enraged Naruto, as millions of shadow replicated Naruto's started to appear

"AAACK!" shouted Jiraiya, running away from the massive Naruto-Bunshin Tsunami

"Oh boy…this is gonna be one HELL-OF-A-DAY." Said Tsunade, sweatdropping - -

Not far from where Jiraiya, Naruto and Tsunade are….

"I sense a very powerful chakra, Kabuto..!" said Orochimaru with an evil smile across his face. "We are nearing the Kyuubi!"

"This must be your lucky day, Orochimaru-sama!" said Kabuto. "Please, let me do the honors!" - -

Kabuto performs a series of hand seals, then punches the ground with force

"Break-the-ground no Jutsu!" shouted Kabuto, as the ground suddenly gets distorted into giant, jagged pieces - -

The rock and ground distortion Jutsu manages to reach Jiraiya, Naruto and Tsunade - -

"Whoa, who the hell did this!" said the startled Tsunade, dodging the jagged rocks which are still in the process of distorting - -

"AAACCK, first I'm being chased by Naruto's…then THIS happends…NOW WHAT!" shouted Jiraiya, running for his life

"Come back here, you!" shouted Naruto, chasing Jiraiya like there was no tomorrow - -

Orochimaru and Kabuto suddenly land in front of Jiraiya and the massive Naruto-bunshin army - -

"GASP! You, OROCHIMARU!" shouted Jiraiya, stopping in his tracks along with the Naruto-bunshin army - -

"It's….that snake-guy!" said Naruto

"Why, yes of course! And I'm here to annihilate all of you! MWAHAHA!" shouted Orochimaru. "And that Kyuubi shall be MINE!"

Orochimaru points at Naruto with an evil grin on his face - -

"Grrr, damn you!" shouted Naruto, now charging at Orochimaru with his Kage Bunshin army - -

"Kabuto! Summon, if you please!" said Orochimaru

"Right away, Orochimaru-sama!" said Kabuto, biting his thumb, then forming hand seals, then places the hand with the bleeding thumb on the ground. "KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!" - -

Mando, the giant, purple snake appears from under the ground, carrying Orochimaru and Kabuto on his head - -

"Great….just great..! Of all the people…why do they have to appear!" said Tsunade, slapping her forehead. "This is what I had in mind!" - -

"Naruto! Stop your pursue on Orochimaru, and let me handle this!" shouted Jiraiya. "You're no match for a snake look-a-like, like him!"

"WHAT! HELL NO!" shouted Naruto, still charging at Orochimaru. "I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT JUTSU ANYMORE!"

"HAH! Too late, Naruto!" shouted Jiraiya, finishing the procedures of the Jutsu, then placing his chakra-flled hands on his stomach. "PREGNANCY NO JUTSU!" - -

"CRAP, HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!" shouted Tsunade. "That's it, I'M OUT OF HERE!"

Tsunade, carries Shizune and Tonton, then runs away - -

A white light engulfs Orochimaru - -

"OMG, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" shouted Orochimaru, feeling his stomach grow abnormally. "OH FUCK!"

"OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" shouted Kabuto, as Mando disappeared - -

"This CAN'T BE! I am supposed to be the ONLY ONE to master this Jutsus…but stupid Jiraiya has beaten me to it!" shouted Orochimaru, as the white light disappears…revealing him in a very worse state of pregnancy - -

"Orochimaru-sama….please, I'll have to be honest with you…because….i'm not going to look after a PREGNANT MAN." Confessed Kabuto. "There are going to be a LOT of rumors that will be spreading across Konoha…or the other countries!"

"Noooo! shouted Orochimaru, trying to move his legs, but couldn't. "CURSE THE AUTHOR…AND JIRAIYA!"

"Damn it, Jiraiya! Stop getting the whole Shinobi population pregnant!" shouted Naruto, making a comical face. "You'll HAVE to find a cure for this too!"

"WHAT? Actually, I just lied to Tsunade that THERE was acure! I don't even know if this Jutsus has a reverse spell or not!" admitted Jiraiya, sweatdropping. "HELP ME, NARUTO!"

"Whatever! I ain't helping an Ero-sennin!" said Naruto, refusing Jiraiya's plea


Cliffhanger again! OMG, I wonder if Naruto will reconsider into helping Jiraiya find the reverse Jutsu for the Pregnancy no Jutsu? HAHAHA, poor Orochimaru! I wonder if he can still move! YAY! Read and review, please! THANKS MUCH!