Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Naruto.

Thanks for reading the first chapter. Now, here's another one. Enjoy!


Chapter 2: Teaching Him to Walk

"What's with that walk?"

"What?"

"And that talk?"

"What are you talking about?"

"You're a girl tonight, remember? So you better act like one…and stop swaying your purse that way!"

The couple just got out of Ten-ten's house and started walking down the street. But before they could go any further, Ten-ten noticed how Neji walks so she scolded him. But Neji doesn't seem to bother.

"Neji, if you will not act properly, people might get the wrong idea about you." She said obnoxiously.

"Wrong idea?"

"What do you want them to think, you're a gay or you're a lesbian?" she gave Neji a serious look.

"…"

"You look lesbian to me."

"Fine!" he snapped. "Show it."

"Watch and learn. Try to walk like this." She started to walk girlishly. "Ok, your turn."

Neji yawned. "How is it again?"

She gritted her teeth. "You should pay attention!" she screamed to his face. "Why don't you use your byakugan?"

"The byakugan doesn't copy techniques."

"Then go borrow Sasuke's sharinghan… Neji, it wasn't a technique, it's just a goddamn walk, so move it!"

"Do you think it's easy for me! I told you, these heels are killing my feet!" he snapped back.

When suddenly…

"Hello Ten-ten." An old man interrupts their quarreling.

"Hello Grandpa." She greeted back.

"Who's that girl? Is she your friend?" he asked.

"Yes, this is Jeni." She said politely.

"What? What did you say?"

"I said… this is my friend Jeni…" She said, almost screaming to his ears.

"Oh, hello Jeni. I'm Ten-ten's grandfather."

"Hello Grandpa. Nice to meet you." he said loud enough for the old man to hear him. But he said it in a very girlish voice. Meanwhile, Ten-ten just stood there, wide-eyed.

"You are very beautiful." He said and then blinked to Neji.

"Th-thanks grandpa." Neji look stunned.

"Well, I better be going now. Nice to meet you Jeni." He blinked again and then walked off.

"Neji, you're awesome! I can't believe you can talk like that." she burst out.

"And it seems my grandpa likes you!"

Neji blushed. "Would you please shut up, you're scaring me!"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry…wait, you're afraid of my grandpa?"

"Well, it seems to me that he's a pervert."

"Hey, watch your mouth, mister. That's my grandfather you're calling a pervert."

"Well he is."

"Knock it off, will ya? Ok, on with our prac…" her face steamed when she felt a hand touching her butt. She turned around to punch whoever it is when…

"Ten-ten"

"G-g-grandpa! W-what are you doin' here?"

"I forgot I should be heading this way instead of that way." He said while pointing out the directions. "So, see you around ladies." Then walked away to the other side of the street.

"What a pervert!"

"See, I told ya."

"I can't believe he's my grandfather." She shook her head in disbelief.

"Well believe it."

"Ok, enough with that. Let's continue with our walking session, shall we?"

"Fine with me."

Ten-ten once again walked girlishly. This time, Neji pays his attention to what she is doing.

"Now, your turn."

"Ok." He took a deep breath and started walking girlishly and modestly, complete with hip movement. Ten-ten was in awe. She could not believe what she is seeing right now.

"How do I look?" (Imagine Neji doing Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's)

"You look fantastic! …Don't stop…just go on…

…you're looking good, baby…

…turn around…

…now to your right…

…to your left…

…perfect!…

…put your hand on your waist…

…now on your side…

…fabulous!…

…strip and tease…

…oh, that's hot…

…shake that thing, honey…

…give me your best shot c'mon…

…oh, I love this…"

"Ten-ten!"

"Yes, baby?"

"We're not doing a fashion show here." Neji said, looking tired after doing all those poses.

"Oh, yes… I'm sorry. I just got carried away. Um…let's go?"

"Let me rest first. My feet hurt." He sat to a nearby bench.

"Do you want me to massage your feet?"

"Sure."

Ten-ten gently massaged Neji's feet. He feels so relieved and cozy.

"You're doing great, thanks." She then gave him a sweet smile.