My friend told me that if a guy is look like a girl, he is handsome. That's where I got my idea of this fanfic coz I always thought Neji is good looking. Also from the episode where Naruto met Haku and he thought he was a girl. Anyway, Haku and Sasuke look cute together as a couple. Don't you think?
Thanks for the reviews on the last chapter. I'm glad you found it funny. So here's another one and I hope you enjoy your stay.
Chapter 3: Trouble with Boys
As the couple strolls down to the streets of Konoha, people can't help but gaze at the two young ladies wearing identical dresses. Especially the guys who kept their eyes glued to a certain brown-haired, white-eyed girl (or so they seemed). If you could read their mind, there's only one question asked: "Who's that girl?"
"Gosh, Neji…I mean Je-ni…look at those people, they just can't take their eyes off you!" Ten-ten elbowed him.
Neji is nothing but embarrassed. This moment is killing him. And as far as he could remember, he never had this kind of feeling before, just now.
"Cut it out, please. There's no way these people would find out that the girl they are looking at is Hyuuga Neji, or else."
Sure he had a lot of stares before, from his pathetic and flippant fan girls, and from the people who knows the great Hyuuga prodigy, and even had drawn big attentions. But this one's different, especially with so many guys gawking at him with those dirty looks. He could feel his tranquility subsiding. He really wanna give them each a dose of his gentle fist, or to get rid of them fast, a splash of kaiten is a must. But thanks to this small voice inside his head whispering him 'Neji, get a hold of your self. You don't wanna waste your precious chakra to those stupid jerks, do you?', half of the male population of Konoha must be dead now.
Until he heard an infuriating noise…
'Wit-wiw' (whistle) "Nice body."
'That's it! …he's dead!'
(Inner Neji) 'Neji, calm down!'
'Just this once…I'll show em''
(Inner Neji sighed) 'Ok… you're on your own, pal.'
Neji glared to the group of young men standing in front of a butcher shop. When he spotted the jerk…
"Ten-ten, stay here. Lemme take care of this." She holds his wrist to stop him then whispered…
"Wait, just remember do it the girly way, ok?"
"Just watch."
He hikes toward the ugly, stinky, jerky, and acne-prone guy that whistled to him as he cracked his right knuckle.
"Hey babe, wanna…" 'Boog!' (punch) "Aah……… (fading)"
Before he could say anything dumb, Neji's fist already struck his face and he's now soaring high in the sky.
"What did I tell you about messing up with girls?" the old butcher said after he saw how the guy disappeared in the night sky by Neji's punch. "He's in a better place now, I think."
Well, at first that's what the jerk thought so. After Neji beats him, he dropped in a hot spring full of naked girls.
"I think I'm in heaven now." His nose bleed and his eyes widened when he saw the nude bodies. But his eyes popped out from their sockets when he saw them coming over him furiously with eyes burning in anger. "O-oh……it must be the other place……Aahhhh………ouch……aw……ooohhh……" He was slapped, punched, scalped, hit, thumped, clouted, smacked, stroke, jolted and kicked out of the hot spring. "Aahhhh…………(fading)" and now he's flying again.
Now, back to our gorgeous couple…
"Neji, I told you to do it the girly way. You should have given him a slap instead of a punch."
"But you were about to punched your grandpa too, remember?"
"Uh-huh."
"You know, that's the right way to deal with perverts."
At the restaurant…
"Irasshaimase!"
"Table for two, please."
Neji and Ten-ten sat at the table beside the glass window. They could be seen even outside. That's why anyone who passes by couldn't help but turn his head and stare. If that's the case outside, what more inside.
"Ueita, may I have the menu?"
"Hai!" he gave him the menu. "Gochumon o uketamawarimasu?"
"I will take a steak."
"Make that two." Add Neji.
"Hai, tadaima motte mairimasu." The waiter nodded and then left.
While waiting for their food, a guy approached their seats.
"Angel?" he refers to Neji.
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you're an angel…came down from the sky." He said with tantalizing eyes.
'What a pathetic little insect.' Neji muttered to himself and then called out the waiter.
"Sumimasen, Ueita. Can you take this 'insect' out, please? You never know when the health inspector might come."
"Right away, maam." He nodded. "I'm sorry sir but you have to leave."
"Leave? I'm also a customer here."
"I know, but another customer is complainingagainst you and I'm afraid that's enough to sent you out."
"I wanna talk to your manager, now!"
"Sure sir. But I'm certain he will tell you the same thing."
"Fine! I'll go." He then looked dangerously to Neji. "But I'm not through with you yet, missy."
Neji just smirked as the guy left.
"Ha…ha…ha… nice one, Jeni." Ten-ten giggled. She was holding herself up from a hysterical laugh while watching Neji calling the guy 'insect' and when he was arguing with the waiter.
"Hm, he messed up with the wrong guy."
"I thought you're gonna punch him. Good thing you know how to control your temper."
"I just don't wanna make a scene myself."
"He's still pretty lucky, though."
A few moments ago, their food finally arrives.
"Itadakimasu!"
They both ate in silence when suddenly…
"If you will not take your eyes off that girl…" a girl with curly auburn hair yelled while pointing to Neji. "…I will…"
"Huh…are you saying something?" her boyfriend asked who just took his eyes off the 'white-eyed girl'.
She gritted her teeth "Rrrr…That's it! Have a nice life alone!" 'Pak' (Slap)
"Hey, wait up. I'm sorry!" the guy was running over to catch her up.
"Sir, you forgot to pay your bill! Sir…" the waiter called out as he too was running.
After witnessing all that…
"They just broke up. And it was all because of you."
"I feel sorry for her. Anyway, she made the right choice."
"You turned down a guy and made a couple broke up in just nearly eight minutes. That's quite a record."
"…"
They continued with their dinner but before they could finish their meal, two guys who just entered the restaurant loomed to them.
"Good evening, ladies. I'm Matt and this is my best friend Damon." He motioned to his friend.
"Hi! It seems that you're alone. Do you mind if we join you?"
Ten-ten just let Neji to deal with these "insects". So Neji spoke up with mocking voice.
"I don't think that is necessary cause we don't entertain strangers. And 'we' are not alone, can't you see there are two of us. So, if you were kind enough, would you please leave now cause you're making me loose my appetite with your faces, if you know what I mean. Anyway, you know the way out."
Upon hearing that, the two poor guys walked out the place with their heads bowed down. When they're out of sight…
"Now, that's the way to do it."
"They're spoiling our date."
"For the record, you made a couple ended their relationship tonight and already turned down three guys in less than ten minutes."
"Now, make that four."
He pointed out a chap that's about to come near them. He headed straight to Neji.
"Excuse me miss. Does it hurt?"
"What?"
"I mean, when you fall down from heaven?" he said with a shining grin.
'Another pathetic insect.' Neji shook his head. Instead of calling out the waiter for the second time, he stood up and placed his palm on the guy's chest.
"Aagh…" the guy blurted out in pain while holding his chest.
"Now you know why I fell from heaven." He said evilly. He just gentle fisted the guy right into the heart.
"What did…you…do to…me…?" he cried in pain.
"I just broke your heart. So if I were you, I'll go straight to the hospital."
"That's…a good…idea…thanks."
"Ueita, would you please bring this poor guy to the hospital? I think he's having a heart attack."
"Sure, maam. Right away. Come sir." He accompanied the guy who can barely stand.
The 'poorest' guy and the waiter now left.
"You made a couple broke up, turned down four guys in nearly twelve minutes, and gentle fisted the last one. That's the worst you've done so far."
"Guys like that are just pain in the ass. Especially the last one."
"Why did you use your gentle fist to an ordinary person? You might kill him."
"Don't worry. I just gave him enough to make his chest ache. No one dies with that. And besides, he's the corniest among them so he deserves it."
"I agree." Ten-ten nodded.
"Now let's finish eating already. I wanna get outta here fast."
"Leave? But we're just getting started with our date."
"With this bunch of losers drooling all over me, I don't think we can have a nice date here. Let's do this in other place."
"Jeni, nothing could be more perfect than this. Like what you said, a lot of guys here are drooling over you, and that's what I want to happen in our date tonight. That's why I made you dressed up like that. I wanna see how many guys will be drawn by your unbearable spell."
"You really love to torture me, aren't you?"
"I'm not torturing you, I just love to see you like that."
"Hm, whatever you say, Ten-ten. Whatever you say."
"Ok, back to Nej… rather 'Jeni's Heartbreaking Record', four guys have been turned down and a couple has ended their relationship. Overall, this restaurant has lost six customers because of you. And those six left with their hearts broken. Not to mention that stinky pervert who just disappeared after you gave him that solid punch. I wander where he is now."
Well, after he was slapped, punched, scalped, hit, thumped, clouted, smacked, stroke, jolted and kicked out of the hot spring by the furious girls, the jerk flew and then landed straight to a certain white-haired hermit who was standing on a tree branch with his binocular night vision, a pen and a notebook. This white-haired hermit was watching some young ladies taking a hot bath in a near by hot spring resort. He got mad when this guy landed on him because he was agitated from his data gathering for his novel and since he's having a lot of fun watching those ladies. So, the hermit beats the jerk and tied him upside down on a tree branch. Don't worry he's still alive.
More boys to come…including shinobis they know.
That's it! I'm done with the third chapter. I hope it wasn't disappointing.
Here are the meanings of some Japanese terms and phrases used in this chapter in case you didn't understand:
Irasshaimase! Welcome!
Ueita Waiter
Hai Yes
Gochumon o uketamawarimasu? May I take your order, please?
Hai, tadaima motte mairimasu. Yes, I will bring right away.
Sumimasen Excuse me
Itadakimasu! "Thank you" for the food before eating
For the 'wit-wiw' and 'boog' and 'pak', I really didn't know how to spell that sounds out, you know about the punch, the whistle, and the slap.
For the Matt and Damon names, it was originally Steve and Nash. But since Steve Nash is my favorite NBA star and one of my ultimate crushes, I don't think I wanna take his name in vain. But I didn't mean to offend Matt Damon's fans. It's just that I can't think of any names so I'm sorry.
Thank you for reading. Ciao!
