Disclaimer: Still, I do not own Naruto.

The title is quite disgusting, especially for girls, so read it if you wanna know what's behind it.


Chapter 4: It Sucks Being a Girl

"Excuse me. I have to go to the comfort room."

Neji excused himself to Ten-ten when he felt his bladder ready to explode.

"Sure, but do you know which one?" she asked with concern look.

Neji gaped at her as he stood up then said, "What do you think of me, an imbecile? Of course I do."

"Oh, sorry. I forgot you're a genius. Well, good luck."

'What's with her?' he mumbled to himself as he made his way to the comfort room.

When he reached his destination, he opened the door and pushes himself in. Everyone in that room stopped on what they were doing and stared at him, astounded. That's when he realized…

"Um…Miss, I'm afraid you got in the wrong place."

"Yes. The lady's room is right across the hall. This is the man's room."

"Ooops… Sorry." Neji blurted out girlishly and quickly exited the male restroom.

"It's ok miss." Another man called out. "Man she's hot."

'What the heck have I done! That's really embarrassing!'

Neji stayed outside the restrooms for quite a while…and that worries Ten-ten.

'Whatever happened to Neji?'

She stood up and marched her way to the restroom where she spotted Neji leaning against the wall.

"What are you doing here? Are you done already?" she asked.

"No. Not yet."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"I can't go in there." He said while pointing his finger on the lady's room sign.

"Why not? You're a girl tonight, remember? They won't notice. Everyone here thinks you're a girl."

"I know. But I just can't. After all, I'm still a boy."

"So, you want to enter there, looking like that?" she pointed out the man's room sign.

"…"

"C'mon. You don't have a choice, or you'll pee on your skirt here."

"…"

"Don't be shy. It's all right. You won't see anything disgusting. Let's now go inside."

"Fine."

They entered the room in which Neji never thought he would ever go in. If Jiraiya will find this out, for sure he will die in envy. But Neji's different, he's not a pervert (I believe he's not, mind you). Anyways, he saw what girls usually do inside the lady's room. There are some who are facing the mirror, fixing their hair or retouching their make-up. Some go straight to the stalls to get down with their business. But most are like talking and laughing and all. But what catches Neji's attention were the two girls fixing their hair while talking about the latest gossip about the hottest guy in Konoha, which according to them is Uchiha Sasuke. Obviously, these two are members, or even officers, of the L-O-V-E Love Me Sasuke Fans Club.

"Hey girl. Have you heard the latest news?"

"About our beloved Sasuke? What is it?"

"Well according to our most reliable source, he will dye his hair purple this weekend."

"Really? That's hot."

"Yeah. Really hot!"

"Aahh…" they both squeal in quiver.

'Hm, as if that Uchiha would do such crazy thing. He's not worthy as my rival if ever he would.' Neji just shook his head upon hearing all these and made his way inside the stall Ten-ten just got out from. He flushed the toilet so that nobody would here that he's peeing the guy way (You know, when guys pee, you can here some sort of sound). When he turned his gaze to the trashcan beside the toilet, he got disgusted with the nasty looking object inside it.

'That's gross. What the hell is that?'

When he got out the stall, he saw two familiar faces that just entered the restroom. He quickly hid his face cause he thought they might recognize him. But of course they won't. Before he and Ten-ten could get out, a little scene took place…

"Oh, look who's here." One of the girl's who just entered said mockingly. Ten-ten and Neji both stopped.

Her companion adds up. "What a coincidence. The president and the vice president of our rival clan are here." (they both call their fans club 'clan' cause they believe they will be part of the Hyuuga or Uchiha clan someday)

Sasuke's fan girl spoke up. "Oh, hi. So, still having that evil plan of yours going on, to deteriorate our beloved Sasuke so your pathetic Hyuuga prodigy will prevail?"

"Well, we both know that is not necessary because only yourself could afford to do idiotic things. And don't ever call our lovable Neji pathetic cause that Uchiha Sasuke is the pathetic. He's acting so cool and hip, and pretending to be a genius, but the truth is…he's not. Lovable Neji would beat him up easily in a fight cause he is the true genius. Not a pretender."

'That's true. But I don't think that Uchiha is a pretender.' Neji told himself. He and Ten-ten are watching this little cockfight, so as the other girls.

"Oh yeah? Well you're wrong. Beloved Sasuke is a genius because he came from the most feared clan of the Leaf, the Uchiha Clan."

"The Uchiha Clan may be the most feared, but the Hyuuga Clan is the strongest in the Leaf Village. From which our lovable Neji came."

"You're maybe right. But he is a member of the Branch Family…and Branch Family suck!"

(Anime vein appeared on Neji's forehead) Neji gritted his teeth. So Ten-ten hold his hand tightly to prevent him from doing the unthinkable.

"Take that back! Branch family of Hyuuga doesn't suck!" Neji's fan girl said.

"Yeah! And lovable Neji has mastered the bloodline limit of Hyuuga by his own at a very young age, despite of being a member of the Branch family. And that makes him the genius among geniuses. Can your pathetic little Sasuke do that?"

"Of course he can. After all, he has the sharinghan."

"Lovable Neji has the byakugan."

"The sharinghan can copy techniques."

"The byakugan can see the inner coils and the chakra points."

"Beloved Sasuke can blow fireballs from his mouth."

"Lovable Neji use the Jyuuken. And he has an ultimate defense. Does your Sasuke have that?"

"Does he?" the president murmured to her vice.

"I don't know." The other girl just shrugged.

"We better research on that."

"Huh, you didn't know all his techniques? How pathetic."

"We're not pathetic! And our beloved Sasuke is the number 1 rookie of the Ninja Academy this year."

"Lovable Neji was the number 1 rookie last year."

"That was a year ago."

"Cause he's no longer a rookie but he's still the best leaf genin."

"But he was beaten up by a rookie, remember? Uzumaki Naruto."

Somewhere in Konoha, Naruto sneezed. "Achoo!"

'Rrrr…that's a different story.' Neji thought, disgusted.

"Uzumaki Naruto, eh? That reminds me. Was he the boy Uchiha Sasuke kissed?"

"Eew, Uchiha Sasuke kissed a boy? I bet he's a gay."

"Hey, he's not a gay! That was an accident. It was all that stupid Naruto's fault!"

"Only a gay would do that. Kissing someone from the same sex."

"I said he's not a gay! Maybe Hyuuga Neji is the gay because he looks like a girl."

Neji blushed. Ten-ten holds his hand more tightly.

"He's not a gay. Maybe you're just jealous because his hair is a lot prettier than yours."

"Only a girl takes care of her hair that well. But in his case, only a gay."

'I'm not doing anything to my hair. This is natural.'

"Neji's not gay. In fact, he already has a girlfriend… Oh yeah, I wander what's gotten into him to have Ten-ten as his girlfriend? She looks like a witch. Maybe she used some kind of a spell on him. Damn that bitch!"

'What the hell did you call me?' Now it's Ten-ten's jaws tightened. And it's Neji now who's preventing her from doing the unthinkable.

"You never know. He's maybe just using her to conceal his true color."

"Whatever you say, Sasuke is the Gay!"

"No, Neji!"

"Sasuke!"

"Neji!"

"Sasuke!"

"Ne-ji!"

"Sasu-ke!"

"Neji. N-E-J-I. Neji!"

"Sasuke. S-A-S-K-E. Sasuke!"

"It's S-A-S-U-K-E, baka!"

"Well, I don't care, dobe!"

"Sasuke's cool."

"Neji's hot."

"Hyuuga Neji's outfit sucks!"

"What's special about Uchiha Sasuke's outfit? …Nothing!"

"Neji looks like an elementary school boy."

"He's not!"

"Look at his outfit. He tacks his shirt in his blue shorts. It's like he's going to school without his lunchbox. He has a horrible fashion sense. Unlike our beloved Sasuke, he looks cool with his outfit. Now that's the statement."

'Is that really what they think of my dress…and of me? An elementary school boy?'

"Well…maybe you're right about Neji. But he still is the sexiest and the hottest. I mean, look at Sasuke. His body is like that of a nine year-old kid. And he's stunt. I mean, he's only 4'11" and he's already 13 years old? Lovable Neji is also 13 but he's 5'3". And damn, that body! No matter who you ask, she will tell you that Neji's the hottest."

"Sister, who's the hottest guy in Konoha?" she asked her vice again.

"Of course our beloved Sasuke!"

"See."

"But you just said Sasuke's cool."

"Yeah, but he's hot as well."

"That's stupid. He can't be cool and hot at the same time. What is he, lukewarm?"

"What kind of question is that, dim-wit?"

"I'm not dim-wit… Oh yeah, Sasuke looks like Homo habilis."

"Neji looks like Homo erectus."

"Well, Homo erectus is more evolved than the Homo habilis."

"Shit, I forgot." She slapped her forehead.

"Ha… slow."

'Hm…' Neji just sighed. He motioned to Ten-ten and they both left the restroom as the war continues.

"I can't believe girls behave that way."

"Well, not all. Only the fanatics to you and to that Uchiha kid."

"They act like that because of me and Sasuke?"

"Believe it or not, they do. They will even fight and die for you. You sure is lucky to have them… oh no, I should take that back. You're ill fated to have them. Can you believe it? One of your fan girls just called me a witch and a bitch! And even have the guts to say that I put a spell on you! Rrrr…the nerve."

"Why? Isn't it true? I mean about that spell thing?"

Ten-ten glared dangerously at him.

"He…he…just kidding. Maybe she's just jealous of you."

"Huh, she better be. They better be."

Neji suddenly remembers something.

"Ten-ten, I saw something in the garbage back there. It was very nasty with red thing on it. What was it?"

"Oh, you mean a cottony stuff with a stain of blood?"

"Yes."

"Well, that's a girl thing."

"Girl thing?" he looked curious.

"Well you know, for girls only."

"What is it?" he asked, very curious.

"It's a napkin."

"What's that for?"

"How will I start? Ok, when a girl hits the puberty stage, she will start to have her period."

"What period?"

"Period, you know, menstruation period."

"What exactly is that?"

"Every month, a girl will release one egg cell from her ovary. If it's not fertilized, it'll flow out as blood. That's when she needs to use a napkin. So the blood won't stain her clothes. And what you saw back there was a napkin with menstrual blood."

"But it looked nasty."

"It wasn't properly dumped."

"Was it yours?"

"No, it wasn't mine! I'm already done last week and I'm dumping mine properly. Well, it's not only nasty but it also bites. When it's my first day, my tummy aches. It really has a lot of hassle."

"But it's normal, right?"

"Of course! You will not exist in this world if it wasn't to your mother's period."

"So does that mean you also know how babies are made?"

"You mean, you don't know about that too?"

"Well I do. I'm just wonderin' if you also do. Now, do you?"

"Um… we'll talk about that later, ok? You want some dessert?

"Sure."

"Uieta…" she called out.

"Good thing I was born as a boy. It sucks being a girl."

"Well, sometimes."


I really had so much fun writing this chapter. I hope you like it too. I released here my feelings as a girl, especially when I'm having 'those days'. I'm sure you understand (and agree). It sometimes sucks being a girl but I'm glad that I am one.

No offense to all Sasuke and Neji fans out there. I'm a huge Neji fan as well. I made the insults even between the two so that it wouldn't be biased. I got the infos from so you can check it out if you want to.

Thanks for reading this Chapter. I'll finish this fic, promise.