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In honor of the holidays I have decided to make a Christmas Special for this story. Please note it will not follow the story like the other chapters and was created for the holidays, but should add some good laughs to it anyway. Hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed coming up with it. Read and comment, thank you and Happy Holidays!
Bonus Chapter: Christmas Special! Operation: Get Heero under the Mistletoe!
Heero was sitting on a park bench in Planeptune typing away on his laptop, when he noticed a small white, fluffy object fall down onto the back of his hand. The Gundam pilot looked down at the object, which turned into water shortly after it landed, Heero looked up into the sky to see more white objects falling from the sky, "Hey, it's snowing!"
Heero looked over his shoulder to see Neptune looking up at the sky with a big smile on her face. Compa and IF also watched as the snow fell down upon them, "This is pretty rare, normally it only snows in Lowee." Neptune threw her arms around Heero's neck, "Y'know, Heero, Christmas is a day for lovers… so why don't we spend it together? It'll be great! We'll eat some yummy food, beat up monsters and level up, tell bad jokes-"
Heero closed his laptop and stood up, forcing Neptune to let go of him, "…I have some business I must take care of." Heero walked away, leaving the three girls by themselves. IF looked over at the party's energetic leader, "Food, fighting and terrible jokes? How is that anyway to spend Christmas?"
Neptune's cheeks puffed up as she turned to the other two female party members, "What I was really gonna say was that we should get under a mistletoe and kiss! …Though I was serious about the food." Compa tilted her head, her curiosity could clearly be seen in her eyes, "How would you do it? I doubt Heero is just going to step under a mistletoe if you ask."
A grin made its way onto Neptune's face, "Cause you two are gonna help!" IF cocked an eyebrow, "We are? Why should we help you?" Neptune put her hands on her hips and actually looked like she was thinking… which was quite surprising, "Because… I'll let both of you kiss Heero if you help… but only once!"
IF's face slowly turned red, "W-What makes you think I wanna k-kiss him?!"
"C'mon Iffy, it's been pretty obvious that you've gotten all hot for my destined lover. And don't you know? When people kiss on Christmas, they wake up with the guy they kissed and find out that they did the thing! That's our adult rated scene!" IF's entire face looked like one big cherry from how red it was, "W-W-WHAT?!"
IF began to daydream about what would happen if this plan of Neptune's actually worked.
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IF was standing in front of Heero, who was standing underneath a sprig of mistletoe, "H-Heero… do you know what you're standing under?" Heero wore his normally emotionless façade, "I know. I am here because I have been waiting for you."
IF seemed slightly surprised, "You were… waiting for me?" Before she knew, Heero had already wrapped one arm around IF's waist and pulled her towards him. IF averted her gaze from Heero, "H-Heero…"
The teenager cupped IF's chin with his free hand and turned towards his face, IF could see the intensity in Heero's eyes as he slowly closed the distance between their faces, "Ahhh…."
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Steam was rising out of IF's head as she continued to daydream about both herself and Heero under the mistletoe. She finally snapped out of her reverie of thought, "…F-Fine. I-I'll help." Neptune grabbed onto one of Compa and IF's arms, "Alright! C'mon you two, we got stuff to do!"
The preteen dragged both girls after her, not knowing that Heero had been close by and heard what she had said.
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Neptune, Compa and IF were sitting at a table inside of a fast-food restaurant with a map of Planeptune in the middle of the table… a map that Neptune made… a map that was surprisingly detailed, "Okay, Heero has been moving around a whole lot, but he's been in the same area. So, we all need to wait right around here, here, and here."
Neptune pointed to three spots on the map around the center of the city, "Now, it'd be super-hard to just get Heero under a mistletoe, so we're just gonna have to carry some with us. Any questions?" IF raised her hand, "Yeah, Iffy?"
"Why are you never this productive when it comes to completing quests?" Neptune tilted her head, "…Run that by me again?" IF motioned to the map on the table, "This is more work than I've ever seen you do. Why are you only now working this hard?"
Neptune's eyes were burning with determination, "Because I'm doing this to get a kiss from my one true love, Iffy!" The preteen pulled a sprig of mistletoe out from her hoodie pocket, "Make sure to have yours on you when you find Heero."
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Neptune and her two partners in crime arrived at three different locations around the center of the city, Neptune spoke into a walkie-talkie in her hands, "This is Heero's Lover, do you read me, Sitting Duck?"
Compa's voice came over the handheld device, "(How come you get the name Heero's Lover and I'm Sitting Duck?)"
"Pffft! That's a dumb question. I'm Heero's destined lover, so of course I'm gonna use it as my codename. How 'bout you, No-chest? How you holding up?"
IF's voice boomed over the device, "(WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!)"
"Well, you don't really have a chest, Iffy."
"(And you do?! Last I checked, you were almost as flat as the ground! And besides, you can't see my chest when I'm wearing clothes!)" Neptune seemed irritated, "What'cha doin' looking at me?! I at least have something up there!"
Compa's voice came over the walkie-talkie, "(Nep-Nep, I see Heero. He's standing in front of a vendor.)" Neptune and IF stopped bickering and observed their target. Heero pulled a water bottle out from the vendor and placed it into his backpack.
Neptune's eyes burned with a determination greater than before, "Alright ladies! Commence operation: Get Heero under the Mistletoe!" Neptune, Compa and IF put away the communication devices and began to converge on Heero. As Heero began to walk away from the vendor, he detected movement from three locations, "…Two in front… and one behind me…"
Heero discovered that the movement was Neptune, Compa and IF, all three of which were moving straight towards him, "(I cannot allow them to follow me…)" The three girls were getting quite close, just as they were about to pull out the mistletoe in their pockets, Heero jumped over the nearby guardrail.
Neptune and the others looked over to see Heero standing up and walking away into the crowd, IF watched Heero in disbelief, "That had to be at least a three story drop…" Neptune quickly began to run after Heero, though following a different path, "Come on you guys, we're gonna lose him!"
Neptune, Compa and IF searched the city of Planeptune for Heero, whenever they would find him he would skillfully evade them or outrun them with ease. The sky quickly grew dark and the girls' efforts had been for nothing, all three of them were sitting on a park bench, "I didn't think catching Heero and gettin' a smooch from him would be so hard…"
IF glanced over at Neptune, slightly irritated, "You never think at all." Compa was sitting on the end of the bench looking very disheartened, "Nothing we do seems to work… how are we supposed to get Heero under the mistletoe?"
IF crossed her arms and played back the events of their failed attempts to get Heero under the plant that would make him kiss them, "Did either of you find out anything interesting while we were following Heero?"
A wide grin made its way onto Neptune's face, "You betcha! Did you know that if you hug an Ostrich hard enough it sounds just like a bagpipe?"
IF facepalmed herself, "No you idiot. I mean did you notice where Heero was going and the stores he went into?"
"Nope, not really. Why you ask?" IF slapped Neptune upside her head, "You're hopeless. Anyway, break times over, time to get back to work."
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Neptune, Compa and IF returned to the hotel the party was staying at, disheartened and completely exhausted from their day filled with failed attempts at kissing Heero, "Aww, I just wanted to kiss my lover, was that too much to ask for…?"
IF was dragging her feet across the floor, "I would say we could try again tomorrow… but Christmas day is the last day that you can use a mistletoe to get a guy to kiss you and it will probably end just as badly as it did today."
Compa eyes were glossy and looked like she was about to cry, "Maybe it just wasn't meant to be…"
Once they had returned to their room, they set up the mistletoes around the room, one over the small Christmas tree near the window, one over the chair next to the fireplace, and one over the doorway. Once the task had been completed, they went to bed, too tired to try another plan to get Heero under the mistletoe.
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The next morning when three girls woke up, they saw even more snow outside the window than the previous day. Compa looked under the small tree and let out a small squeal, "Nep-Nep! Iffy! Look!"
The two girls looked at the tree and saw presents under it, "Ooh! Santa left us presents!" There were three presents under the tree, one for each of the girls. The girls immediately tore into the presents, eager to see what was inside.
Compa had received a stuffed teddy bear with a pink ribbon tied around its left ear, IF had gotten a wireless cell phone charger, and Neptune had received a new portable game console, "This is so awesome! How can it get any better than this?!"
"You are finally up." Neptune, Compa and IF looked over at the doorway to see Heero walking in, "I don't see any presents here for you Heero, were you a bad boy this year?" IF gave Neptune a karate chop to the head, "Moron! Remember when I aske if you guys had noticed the stores Heero had gone to while we were after him? He was the one who got us these gifts."
As Heero made his way over to the three girls, Compa noticed that the teen was standing under the mistletoe she had put up, "I apologize if they are not to your liking, I had no information to go on for what you would find to be an acceptable gift."
"Umm… H-Heero…"
Heero looked at Compa, who was shuffling around slightly, "What is it?"
The nurse-in-training stood in front of Heero, her face was noticeably red, she took a deep breath and exhaled, then quickly stood on her toes and pecked Heero on the lips. The Perfect Soldiers eyes widened briefly while Compa began to look at the floor, "M-Merry Christmas… Heero."
Neptune and IF shot dirty looks at Compa, "Why did you kiss him, Compa? You tryin' to score points with him?"
"But Heero was standing underneath the mistletoe I put up."
Both girls looked up to see the plant, however Heero recovered from the kiss in time to move away from the tree so the other two wouldn't kiss him, "…You planned this, didn't you?"
Heero walked over to the chair next to the fireplace, where IF caught sight of her mistletoe and smirked. IF walked over and stood in front of Heero, who looked up at the brunette, "Do you need something?"
IF pointed up, and when Heero saw the mistletoe she was quick to give him a kiss before he could react. Once more, Heero was surprised by how bold the girls were, IF immediately turned around after kissing the teen so he would not see her face, "I-I didn't do it cause I wanted to! I-I had to... it's the rule during Christmas." She would never admit it, but inwardly, IF felt like she was in heaven.
Heero began to question whether the girls had planned this trap for him and decided it would be beast to leave the room. Neptune saw Heero heading for the door, and while her sprig of mistletoe was there, if she did not get to him before he opened the door she would miss her chance.
Neptune immediately grabbed her HDD disk and transformed, giving her the speed she needed to overtake Heero and get in front of the door before he got to it first. The twin braided swordstress crossed her arms and smirked, as she was sure Heero could see the plant above her, "The only way you are going to leave this room is by kissing me, Heero. And you have to do it willingly."
Heero narrowed his eyes at Neptune, "(They must have planned this…) If I do, will you move?"
"Of course." Heero saw little he could do, other than give in to Neptune's demand. The teen put his hands on Neptune's hips, pulled her towards him and kissed her, trying to be as convincing as possible.
Neptune had one hand on Heero's back, the other was on the back of his head. A few seconds afterward, Heero felt something enter his mouth and swiftly pulled back from Neptune, narrowing his eyes at her, "You said kiss, not shove your tongue down my throat."
Neptune let out a sigh, "Heero, it's what lovers do. Now, come with me." Neptune grabbed Heero's hand and pulled him out the door, leaving Compa and IF by themselves, "What do you think Nep-Nep is going to do with Heero?"
"Probably get him to buy her ice cream or some other kind of sugary sweet food."
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Neptune had placed a blindfold over Heero's eyes shortly after they left the hotel, and was still pulling on his arm, "I realize it's last minute, but I wanted to give you something, Heero."
"I do not require anything as of this time. We should head back to our room." Neptune obviously was not listening as she was still pulling on his arm. After about three minutes of being pulled on, Neptune let go of Heero's arm. He was about to take off his blindfold when Neptune caught him reaching for it, "Don't take it off just yet."
Heero was slightly irritated, but did as he was instructed. He could hear the rustling of clothes, and could feel the snow all around him. Then he heard Neptune's voice once again, "Okay… you can take it off now."
Heero removed the piece of cloth, and when he did his eyes noticeably widened. Neptune was standing in front of Heero and she was not wearing her bodysuit, aside from the object wrapped around her torso and her boots or armor or whatever they were that Heero still could not figure exactly what they were, Neptune was naked.
The only thing covering up her breasts and precious… unmentionable spot was the long purple ribbon tied around her. Neptune had slight difficulty looking at Heero's face, most likely because of how embarrassed she was, Heero turned around so he was not facing Neptune, "…What is this?"
"I told you I wanted to give you something, Heero. I'm your Christmas present." Heero was feeling very strange right now, it was the same strange sensation he had felt after meeting the girls he was traveling with, but the previous times he had felt it were not quite this strong, "…I do not need anything."
Neptune slowly walked up to Heero, who still had his back to her, "Are you embarrassed, Heero? How cute."
The purple haired swordstress turned Heero around and pressed her chest up against Heero's, "Heero, I feel a little cold."
Heero wanted to tell her to just put her bodysuit back on, but for some strange reason did not want her to put it back on either, "(What is wrong with me?)" Heero wanted to look at Neptune without her bodysuit, but did not want to either. Neptune could see Heero's internal struggle in his eyes and her lips curved into a seductive smile, "You can unwrap and play with me as much as you want, Heero."
"I am… unfamiliar with this feeling…" Neptune pulled Heero's head into her chest, "Are you scared of it? If you are, I will help you with it… just as you have helped me." The purple haired swordstress lightly pecked Heero on the lips before letting her head rest on Heero's shoulder, "Merry Christmas, Heero."
The Gundam pilot allowed himself to wrap his arms around Neptune's body and held her close while the snow continued to fall around them, "...Merry Christmas... Neptune."
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I wanted this Christmas Special to be short and sweet, but still give you some laughs and hope you enjoyed the ending to this special. Like it says at the top, this does not follow the story and is something I came up with for the holidays. I have considered removing it and revising this story to include the other fiery females from Hyperdimension Neptunia, but I will only do so if my readers want me to. Read and review, and Happy Holidays!
