Me: (Bows to readers) "Hello again, good readers. As I'm sure you are aware it has been 'some' time since my last update, and I have been unable to post my Bonus Chapters. I realize it is way past overdue, but I still want to give you our Easter Special."

Neptune: (Walks into IC with a basket in her hands) "Easter? You mean where people go out and look for candy? That sounds like fun! And I DO need more candy."

Me: (Shakes his head) "While that is the Easter we're taking about, that's not what I have in mind for this chapter."

Compa: (Enters IC from the Lounge) "So what are we doing for this chapter?"

IF: (Enters from Break Room) "Is it true that we're getting another Bonus Chapter? Is it gonna follow after the last BC?"

Black Heart: (Walks in from Lounge) "You mean that really mature chapter?"

Me: (Grins at the girls) "Of course, didn't you get a hint that that was going to be the case? Everybody LOVED that chapter."

Gust: (Stands behind Author) "Gust is still afraid of what Heero will do-"

Heero: (Standing behind Gust) "…You should be afraid."

Gust: (Face turns pale)

White Heart: (Walks into IC from Break Room) "…What's going on here?"

Me: "It's nothing. Heero, don't kill her. You've probably already scared her half to death. Now, let's wrap up the intro and get on with the chapter. I'm sure the readers are getting bored." (Points to cast) "From the everybody!"

Heero, Neptune, Compa, IF, Gust, Black Heart, and White Heart: "HeeroUzuki does not own Gundam Wing, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Super Robot Wars, or anything related to these franchises."

Me: "This gonna sound so much cooler when we have the entire cast here to say it. Now, let's go."

Me, Heero, Neptune, Compa, IF, Gust, Black Heart, and White Heart: (Leave Intro Corner)

Bonus Chapter: Easter Special! Operation: Salvage Lost Love! (Seeing as how 'Operation: Give Chocolates to Heero and get a Kiss in Return!' didn't work out the way we planned.)

It was another day on Lowee… and it goes without saying that it was just another day of many that was filled with snow, as usual. Neptune, Compa and IF were strolling through Guild City after yet another unsuccessful search for the Key Fragment.

The trio collapsed onto a park bench, tired both mentally and physically from their dungeon crawling, "You'd think we'd have found it by now. This kinda sucks."

IF stretched her arms over her head, "It's like I told you before, random dungeon crawling will only get us so far."

Compa looked around the park for their missing male party member, "Where do you think Heero went?"

IF winced before turning her attention to her cell phone, "Knowing him, he's probably trying to avoid us."

Neptune sank into her seat and released a sigh, "Is he still thinking about THAT? It was an accident!"

"Like I told you before you signed off on that form; you're plan probably could, and it DID, go horribly wrong."

Xxx

Heero was in a moment that any man would killed to be in even if it was only once in their lifetimes. The Perfect Soldier was pinned to the bed with four beautiful, naked girls preparing to have their… M Rated scene with it him, though it did not take five trillion brain cells to figure out that they were trying to make love to the Gundam pilot.

Neptune and Black Heart were holding his arms down while nibbling on his ears and removing his clothing from the waist up. Compa and IF kept his legs pinned and attempted to remove his jeans. And as one could guess, Heero was struggling the entire time.

The girls were successful in removing his jacket and tanktop, but they were struggling to remove his pants, "If you stop moving Heero, we promise we'll make you feel good. REALLY good."

The teenaged soldier continued to struggle against the four girls, "…I do not want to feel 'really good'. I want you to let me go."

Black Heart traced Heero's lips with her tongue before giving the Gundam pilot a deep kiss, "You're just saying that because you've probably never had sex before. But we'll fix that, and then you won't want us to stop."

Neptune stopped nibbling on Heero's ear long enough to look at his face, "I had no intention of stopping."

The Perfect Soldier was only in his current predicament because the four girls had each eaten a piece of chocolate that had been created by the Item Synthesizer Gust.

Compa and IF finally succeeded in unzipping Heero's jeans and pulled them down to reveal the boxers underneath, causing the four girls to look at the last article of clothing that kept them from their prize. IF's fingers slowly came up to the hem of the Perfect Soldier's underwear, "Just relax Heero. You're going to feel really good in a few minutes."

The brunette slowly began to tug on Heero's boxers, anxiously wanting to see Heero's member hidden underneath. Just when IF was about to finish pulling down the article of clothing, she stopped. Shortly after she did, Neptune, Compa and Black Heart stopped what they were doing as well.

The four girls looked around, looking somewhat confused, "…What am I doing?"

"That is a very good question."

The quartet of girls looked down at Heero to see him with his chest exposed and his boxers slightly pulled down. Neptune moved close enough to block out the other three girls from Heero's peripheral vision, "Have you finally decided that you wanted to have our M Rated scene? I knew you would come around Heero."

Heero gave the purple haired swordstress an irritated look, "…No, you girls stripped off your clothes and then attempted to take mine off."

Compa paused for a moment, "We stripped off… our clothes?"

Neptune, Compa, IF and Black Heart slowly looked down, and sure enough they weren't wearing anything, causing their faces to turn a very dark shade of red. Compa, IF and Black Heart let out a shriek; having Heero see them naked was enough to make them die from embarrassment.

Compa quickly scooped up her clothes and headed for the bathroom, "Th-This is so, embarrassing!"

IF grabbed her clothes and hid behind the kitchen counter, "I don't believe this!"

Black Heart swiftly grabbed her bodysuit and bolted out of the room, "Th-Th-This wasn't s-supposed to happen!"

Heero watched the three girls as they hid their exposed bodies from him, then noticed that Neptune had not moved, "…Why are you not getting dressed?"

Neptune lay down next to the Gundam pilot, playfully drawing shapes on his exposed torso with her finger, "…Well, I'm already naked and you're almost there, so why don't we go all the way?"

"…No."

The swordstress released a disappointed sigh, then blew into Heero's ear, "…Just remember that if you change your mind, all you have to do is ask."

Xxx

IF grabbed onto a nearby lamppost and slowly began to squeeze on it until cracks started to form on it, "(…Five more minutes… had whatever happened to me lasted five more minutes, I could have died and left this world without an ounce of regret…!)"

Compa sat between Neptune and IF silently, waiting for either of the girls to say something, until the silence that was eating at her became too much to bear, "…What are we going to do? Heero must feel so violated after what happened. What if he doesn't want to stay with us?"

Neptune shot out of her seat and gave Compa a look of disbelief, "Wh-What? B-But Heero can't leave us! It's against the rules! A-And besides, Heero said that we're uber important to him and stuff!"

IF sank into her seat, "Heero may be rethinking that as we speak."

Neptune began to massage her temples in an attempt to help her think; she didn't like the idea of Heero leaving the party because of what had happened. The preteen suddenly stomped her foot on the ground, startling her two present party members, "Compa, Iffy, we need to patch things up with Heero, stat!"

The nurse-in-training looked at the party's energetic leader,recovering from the initial shock that Neptune had caused, "How will we do it though? I doubt that it's going to be that easy."

Neptune had her hands on her hips as she addressed the pink haired nurse, a look of determination on her face, "Which is why I've come up with a plan to get Heero to like us again."

IF speared her errant bangs with her fingers, "Here we go again…"

"I give you; Operation: Salvage Lost Love!"

IF knew that the last two plans that Neptune had come up with were intended to get Heero to kiss them, had ended with results that they had not expected, and were deemed failures by the brunette. IF felt it was time to put her foot down, "Before you go anywhere with this; I'm out. Don't bother asking me to help you with your stupid plan."

Neptune's arms fell to her sides, a bewildered expression on her face, "Why not? You gotta help Iffy!"

The Guild member shook her head, "No, I don't. Your plans up until now have ended in failure, and they usually involve trying to get a kiss or something from Heero."

The purple haired preteen began to flail her arms, "But we're not tryin' to get a kiss from Heero this time!"

IF gave the energetic girl a quizzical, "…I'll hear about this plan of yours, then I'll decide whether or not to believe you."

Neptune pulled the map of Guild City out of her hoodie pocket, "As I'm sure you two know, today is Easter. Now, what do people normally do on Easter?"

IF and Compa knew that Neptune had asked a rhetorical question, but went along with it to see where she was going with it, "They go on Easter Egg Hunts. Why do you ask?"

The preteens unraveled the map of Guild City and showed it to Compa and IF, "We're gonna have our own Easter Egg Hunt, but really we're gonna use it as our opportunity to talk to Heero about what happened! …Whatever it was that happened. We'll take Heero somewhere private one at a time and be all apologetic and stuff. He'll have to forgive us!"

Compa and IF were actually surprised with Neptune's plan; she said nothing about trying to kiss Heero or have an M Rated scene with him. Neptune actually sounded sincere and wanted nothing more than to apologize for the mishap, "Nep-Nep, that's so thoughtful. I'll help you! I need to apologize to Heero, too."

IF leaned back in her seat, "As long as we aren't trying to get into his pants or anything, I'll help."

Neptune smiled at the two girls, "I knew you girls would help! We're gonna need some eggs filled with candy to make it more believable."

With all three girls in on the plan, Neptune, Compa and IF set out to get eggs filled with candy to carry out Operation: Salvage Lost Love.

Xxx

After an hour of buying plastic eggs, candy, and placing said candy inside of the eggs, the trio was ready to start Operation: Salvage Lost Love. Their only problem was that they were unable to locate Heero, "Did either of you two happen to see Heero while we were getting all of this stuff?"

Neptune was carrying a basket full of eggs filled with candy. Her eyes darted around before stopping on the brunette, "Nope! But we gotta find him or- Oh wait, there he is."

Neptune pointed at towards the male that was the whole reason the three girls had decided to hold their 'Easter Egg Hunt'. The preteen tossed her basket at Compa, "Compa, hold these."

The pink haired nurse scrambled to catch the basket, while Neptune ran towards Heero, "What do you think the chances of Nep-Nep's plan actually working are, Iffy?"

IF folded her arms over her chest, "Slim to none, but that's just me."

The two girls watched as Neptune was talking to Heero. After what felt like hours of waiting; Neptune and Heero made their way over to Compa and IF, "He says he'll do it!"

Heero stood silently behind the party's energetic leader. Neptune huddled with Compa and IF, "Alright, we've got Heero to go along with this egg hunt of yours, now what do we do?"

"Isn't it obvious Iffy? We gotta place the eggs all over town so Heero's got something to look for. And while he does, we take turns apologizing and stuff."

As the three girls were having their pow-wow, Black Heart was observing the party from behind a stack of boxes, "…So, they're having an Easter Egg Hunt and using it as a cover so they can apologize to Heero about what happened."

Black Heart's cheeks turned a soft pink, "…Had whatever happened lasted a few more minutes, Heero and I would be…"

The swordstress shook her head, her cheeks turning a deep shade of crimson, "…D-Don't think about THAT Black Heart! You don't like him at all! Not one bit! …Not that I dislike him or anything, you're only here to apologize to Heero about what happened…. Whatever it was that happened that caused all of that."

Black Heart began to sneak away, so as not to alert the party of four of her presence.

"So we all know what to do, right?"

Compa and IF gave a slight nod to the purple haired preteen, "Then commence Operation: Salvage Lost Love!"

"Are you three done yet?"

Neptune, Compa and IF looked back at Heero, who was still waiting patiently, "Yeah, yeah, we're done. Now we just gotta find hiding places for our eggs full of sweet, tasty candy."

Neptune's mouth began to water as she thought about the sugary treats. IF snapped the preteen back to reality, "Get ahold of yourself! Remember what it is we're doing."

The preteen was forced to push the thought of candy aside, as she focused on the more pressing issue, "I gotta patch things up with my Destined Lover, this isn't the time to be thinking about candy. Compa, Iffy, let's hide our stuff."

With a simple nod the girls set about hiding their candy filled eggs in preparation for Operation: Salvage Lost Love. As the girls went about their task, the blue haired girl who had attacked the party was watching their movements, "…What the hell are they doing? Whatever. I just need to focus on getting rid of Heero."

Xxx

With the plastic eggs hidden all over Guild City, Neptune, Compa and IF were ready set the next phase of their plan in motion, "We gotta make sure that Heero finds one of the golden eggies at a time. Those eggs are in the private places I told you guys about."

IF lightly scratched the back of her head, "I'm still a little skeptical about this plan of yours. Do we have a contingency plan in place in case something goes wrong?"

Neptune's eyes were burning with fiery determination, "Nopers! But this plan isn't gonna fail Iffy! We're just tryin' to apologize to Heero, what could go wrong?"

The brunette crossed her arms, "I'm drawing on past experience when I say a LOT could go wrong."

The trio returned to the park to find Heero sitting on a bench with his eyes closed, almost like he was sleeping. As the girls drew closer, the Gundam pilot's eyes snapped open and focused on them, "…Are you finished?"

Neptune flashed Heero and grin followed by a thumbs up, "Yep! Now you have to go find the eggs Heero."

The Perfect Soldier stood up and made his way down one of the many streets of Guild City to find the eggs that Neptune, Compa and IF had hidden, not knowing that he was being watched by two other girls.

Heero's eyes darted all over the place, looking for anything that seemed out of place or that stood out. He found two eggs hidden in a bush… or rather, they were on top of the bush in plain sight, "…Neptune had to have hid these."

The Gundam pilot grabbed both eggs and stashed them into his jacket pocket. Shortly after he did, he saw a pink egg wedged in-between two signs near a bakery, and quickly picked it up. As Heero collected the eggs, he noticed that the majority of the ones he had found were not hidden very well and seemed to lead into an alley.

The trail of eggs ended with a gold egg that was placed on top of a barrel, "…This is almost too easy…"

"How's it goin', Heero?"

The Perfect Soldier swiftly turned around to see Neptune standing at the entrance of the alley, "…Did you even attempt to hide these?"

Neptune began to advance towards the teenaged soldier, her pace set to a slow stride. The preteen stopped right in front of Heero, "Say, Heero, I wanted to talk to you about something."

Heero was curious as to what the preteen wanted to talk to him about, "(It more than likely has something to do with that M Rated scene she keeps talking about.)"

Neptune took a deep breath in preparation for her apology, "I just wanted to say-"

"…I've got you now!"

Both Heero and Neptune looked up to see the mysterious axe wielding girl who had attacked them a number of times before. The young girl swung her large axe, barely missing the duo and leaving a crater in the ground where they had been.

The axe wielder directed her attention at Heero and Neptune once more, "…How convenient, I can deal with both of you here and now. It'll save me a lot of trouble in the long run."

Neptune stomped her foot on the ground, "You're ruining the moment! Get lost! I'll fight you later when I'm not busy!"

With her anger slowly building, the blue haired girl tightened her grip on her axe, "…The hell? You do nothing but piss around all of the time. What could possibly be so important that you would break that normally lazy lifestyle of yours?"

"…I'm leaving."

Neptune snapped her head back to see Heero leaving the alleyway, "W-Wait! Heero, you can't go yet!"

The Perfect Soldier disappeared behind the wall and from Neptune's sight. When the preteen turned her attention back to the mystery girl, she already had her HDD disk in her hand, her face red with anger. Even when she transformed, her eyes were narrowed into a deathly glare, "…You just HAD to ruin the moment, didn't you?"

A quizzical expression made its way onto the young girl's face, "…What moment? Whatever. That doesn't change the fact that I'm still going to get rid of you!"

Once again, the blue haired girl swung her axe at Neptune with the intention of hitting her. Unfortunately, as Heero's observations have proven, Neptune seemed to become more powerful when angered… even more so now that she had transformed. The swordstress stopped the axe with her free hand, taking the little girl by surprise, "…What the f-"

Before she could finish her sentence, Neptune slammed her sword into the young girl's torso and sent her right into the wall at the end of the alleyway. The mystery girl had only just begun to pick herself up off the ground when she found Neptune towering over her, the same cold look in her eyes, "…I'm going to make this as long and painful as possible."

Xxx

Heero resumed his search for the hidden plastic eggs after the short event that had transpired in the alleyway. Before he was out of ear shot, Heero was certain that he had heard the distinctive sound of wood breaking and the whining sound of steel being forcibly bent.

As the Gundam pilot approached one of the many parks that dotted Guild City, he caught sight of a particular young alchemist who appeared to be conducting business with one of her patrons, or rather she was finishing her transaction, "Here is potion, you owe Gust 490 Credits."

The customer paid the amount he owed for the concoction he had received from Gust and went about his marry way. When Gust turned to leave the park, she froze. The young synthesizer was looking directly at Heero.

Seconds passed that felt like hours, neither Heero nor Gust moved. After a few excruciatingly long seconds, Heero began to advance towards the young girl. Gust immediately turned around and began to run away from the teenaged soldier, which only prompted him to start running after her.

Gust looked over her shoulder from time to time, regretting doing so each time as she looked, Heero was quickly gaining on her. The alchemist rounded the corner of a store hoping she could find something to slow the Perfect Soldier down, when she caught sight of Black Heart, "Where could Heero have gone? I was sure he went this way..."

Gust ran past Black Heart and ducked into the alleyway behind her, Heero rounded the corner Gust had passed seconds ago, but lost sight of the little girl, "…She could not have gotten far."

Black Heart froze in place when the Gundam pilot came out from behind the corner, "(…H-He's here…)"

The white haired beauty felt her heart thump against her chest when Heero began to make his way towards her, "(…He's coming closer! Wh-What should I do?!)"

"Excuse me."

Black Heart was pulled from her thoughts by Heero's voice, "Did you see a little girl wearing a cap in the shape of a rabbit run through here?"

The swordstress was quickly able to identify just who it was that the Perfect Soldier was describing, "Y-You mean Gust? I didn't really see her, but I did notice someone run past me."

"…I see. Sorry to trouble you."

Heero continued past Black Heart who turned around in time to see the soldier disappear behind another building in his search for Gust, "…What are you doing, Black Heart?! You just missed your chance to apologize for the other day! Not that I want to or anything, I'd just have a guilty conscience if I didn't."

Black Heart ran in the direction the teenaged soldier had gone, while Gust came out of the alleyway, "Gust should be more careful. Heero could show up at any moment."

Xxx

"You lost him?! How could you lose sight of Heero?! Need I remind you why it is we agreed to help you with this?!"

IF was chewing out Neptune because she had strayed from the trio's original plan, "I told you I'm sorry Iffy! But that weird chick with the axe interrupted my super special apologetic moment! I had to beat her up!"

The brunette continued to vent on the party's leader, "And in the process you lost Heero!"

Compa watched as IF's anger continued to skyrocket, "Iffy, it isn't entirely Nep-Nep fault. That girl who's trying to steal Heero is just as responsible."

"Which is why I asked if we had a contingency plan! I knew something was going to happen, and it did. For all we know, Heero may have found the rest of the eggs by now!"

Compa scanned the park until she caught sight of Heero running through the entrance to the park, "Nep-Nep! Iffy! Heero is here!"

Neptune and IF immediately turned around to see the Gundam pilot, who appeared to be looking for something, "No more straying from the plan. We're doing this strictly to patch up things with Heero, got it? No getting into fights with chicks carrying axes."

Neptune sank into her seat and released an exasperated sigh, "Yeah, yeah, I got it."

Heero's search for Gust was yielding no success. With no other idea as to where the little girl could be, he resumed his previous task of searching for the eggs that Neptune, Compa and IF had placed around Guild City, "…She will have to show herself eventually if she wishes to sell her wares. Until then, I will continue with the previous mission."

As the Gundam pilot walked down yet another street, the trio of girls huddled together, "Alright, we now know that the girl carrying the axe is here… and that she ruined our first attempt at apologizing to Heero, right?"

Neptune and Compa nodded in response, "The meanie who likes to ruin other people's special apologetic moments!"

"Anyway… the way I see it, she's more than likely going to attack again. So I propose that while one of us is with Heero, the other two be on the lookout for that girl."

Compa inclined her head at the brunette, "What do we do if she gets past us?"

IF didn't want to believe it, but she had to acknowledge the fact that the mystery girl who had attacked them before could get past the two who would serve as lookouts, "Well, we'll just have to hope that the lookouts distract her long enough for us to explain things to Heero."

With their operation plan now revised and edited, the trio quickly followed after Heero in their attempt to patch up what they believed to be a damaged relationship between themselves and the Gundam pilot.

As they drew closer, their worries were assuaged when they found that Heero was still looking for the eggs they had hidden around Guild City, "Good, Heero hasn't found them all yet."

Compa looked from side to side at the two, "But whose turn is it to apologize to Heero?"

IF briefly glanced at Neptune out of the corner of her eye, "Neptune already went, meaning it's either you or me."

Neptune's cheeks slowly began to swell up, "But that chick ruined my chance of making up with Heero! That's not very fair!"

"Well it's your fault for screwing up. We'll have a game of rock-paper-scissors, first one to score wins."

The brunette and the nurse-in-training were quick to begin their game of rock-paper-scissors to decide who would attempt to patch up their relationship with Heero next. Compa and IF counted to three and threw down one of the three possible choices associated with the game, the result made IF hang her head, "…I knew I should have picked scissors."

The pink haired nurse could barely contain her joy from beating the Guild Member, "I better hurry and catch up to Heero. Make sure you girls watch out for that Nep-Nep stalker/Heero stealer!"

Compa followed after the Gundam pilot while Neptune and IF were left to look out for the mystery girl, "At least I get to go next."

IF came to an abrupt stop when she saw Black Heart walking down the street towards the intersection that both Heero and Compa were approaching. The brunette quickly guessed that the swordstress had saw Heero, as she had increased her stride, "Nep, looks like that girl with the axe isn't the only person we have to worry about."

Neptune caught sight of the teen whom they had run into more than a few times on Lastation, and during Valentine's Day, "She must be here to steal my Destined Lover! Iffy! We gotta go beat her up, quick!"

Both girls quickly moved to intercept Black Heart, not knowing that the mystery girl who they were supposed to be on the lookout for had bypassed them without their knowing.

Xxx

Black Heart was making her way towards Heero, her eyes darting from one location to the next as she advanced toward the teenaged soldier, "…Neptune has a weird habit of popping out of nowhere. For all I know she could come out-"

"Hold it right there, Destined Lover Stealer!"

The swordstress felt her eye twitch as Neptune and IF came out from behind a small crepe stand, "…Right now. What are you doing here? Are you here to get in my way again?"

IF folded her arms over her chest and eyed the white haired girl suspiciously, "Funny, that's just what we were going to ask you."

Neptune's lips curved into a big grin, "No I wasn't. I was gonna ask if anybody else was getting hungry! I know this awesome ramen shop where they sell these HUGE bowls of ramen and they're super cheap!"

IF and Black Heart stared at the purple haired preteen incredulously, "(How can she think of food at a time like this?!) Nep, focus! She's here to steal Heero!"

Upon remembering that Black Heart was in Lowee for Heero, Neptune began to flail her arms wildly, "Not cool! I told you that Heero was MY Destined Lover! Get your own, Man-stealer!"

The white haired beauty averted her eyes from the two girls before her, "I-I didn't come here to steal Heero! I just need to talk to him about something. Something that doesn't concern YOU!"

IF revealed her Katars, which were hidden in the long sleeves of her jacket, "I don't buy that for a second. You're here to take him from us like the last several times, you harpy!"

Black Heart looked past the two girls to see the blue haired girl making her way towards Heero, "Tch! I don't have time for you two!"

In the blink of an eye, Black Heart swung her large sword at IF. The brunette blocked the attack, but was forced back a considerable distance in the process, "Why you-"

"I have more important things to be doing than wasting my time on you!"

Black Heart shot past Neptune before the preteen had a chance to react, disappearing behind a building, "Hey! Get back here you!"

Neptune and IF ran after the teen, though when they rounded the corner of the building that she had disappeared behind, she was nowhere to be found, "She's faster than I thought. Still, it doesn't look like we'll have to worry about her going after Heero… for now."

The party's leader next to her looked from where they thought Black Heart had been and back to IF, her cheeks slowly swelling up, "But Iffy! She's still gonna try and steal Heero!"

"So? We'll just kick her ass right after-"

IF stopped in mid-sentence, remembering what, or rather WHO they were actually supposed to be looking out for, causing her face to turn pale, "I forgot, we're supposed to make sure that girl with the axe doesn't ruin things any more than she already has! Come on!"

Both girls ran off in search of Compa and Heero, hoping to reach them before the mystery girl did.

Xxx

Heero was approaching the end of the trail of plastic eggs, which stopped in front of a tree covered in snow. After a few seconds of carefully analyzing the park, the Gundam pilot found the golden egg at the foot of the tree, "…Compa or IF must have hidden this one."

"How is the Easter Egg Hunt, Heero?"

The Perfect Soldier looked over his shoulder to see Compa standing behind him, "…As I do not know how many eggs you have hidden, I am unable to determine when I will be finished."

Compa moved closer to the Gundam pilot, albeit nervously, "Heero… can I talk to you about something?"

Obviously, Heero was perplexed as to what the nurse-in-training would want to talk to him about, "So long as it is of relative importance, I see no reason why you cannot."

The nurse had her eyes cast down to the ground, "Well… I wanted to tell you that-"

"…You're dead!"

Heero saw the mystery girl approaching out of the corner of his eye. Heero jumped away from the tree as he was sure that he was her target, causing the young girl's axe to slam into the large tree. The tree limbs began to shake violently, causing the snow clinging to them to fall on the two girls below, burying them alive.

Heero stared at the large pile of snow for a minute before walking away. The mystery girl's head popped out of the snow, though the top of her head was still covered in frozen white flakes, "…How could I miss?"

"You're… so… mean…"

The young girl looked to her right to see Compa, gritting her teeth in anger, "…What do you want? I'm bu-"

"I want you to go away!"

In a fit of rage, Compa threw a punch that connected with the blue haired girl's stomach. The nurse-in-training put so much force behind it that it sent the axe wielder through three houses, "Why did you have to ruin everything?!"

Neptune and IF arrived in the park to find Compa sitting in the snow with her legs tucked in, "Hey, Compa, you okay?"

The pink haired nurse looked up, her eyes were welling up with tears and her lips were quivering, "Nep-Nep… Iffy… where were you?"

IF pieced together Compa's current state along with their tardiness and came to one conclusion, "She… interfered with your apology, huh?"

Compa suddenly grabbed ahold of IF by her jacket and violently shook the Guild member, "What do you think happened?! You and Nep-Nep were supposed to make sure that she DIDN'T ruin my apologetic moment! You suck at your job Iffy!"

IF was tossed into the snow, meanwhile Neptune was left to watch, "We should go beat up the special moment ruining jerk!"

Before Neptune and Compa could run off, IF quickly stood back up, "No, no, no! If we do that, the other girl could come in and steal Heero while we're dealing with her."

Both girls froze in place; they had to worry about TWO people trying to steal Heero, "What are we supposed to do then? We got two chicks that wanna steal my lover!"

"Nep-Nep, Heero is my lover, too!"

IF released a tired sigh as she listened to the two girls, "(Why do I put up with these two again? …Oh right, because Heero is too good for them. AND he would lose his sanity if left alone with them.) All we can do right now is follow the plan and watch out for those two. Now, it's my turn to talk to Heero, so just try and focus on keeping them distracted long enough for me to get this over with."

"But Iffy-"

IF quickly silenced the preteen, "No buts. You'll get a chance later… provided that those two girls don't ruin everything."

Once more, the trio set out to find Heero and continue with their plan to apologize to the Gundam pilot, knowing full well that with the two mystery girls around that what was to be a simple apology had become a daunting task.

Xxx

Heero silently scanned the street for the eggs that Neptune, Compa and IF had hidden, stopping to pick them up when he came across them, then continued down the street, "This has proven to be a relatively easy task."

Unbenounced to Heero, Black Heart was quickly approaching him, having caught sight of him, "(I don't see Neptune or that brat… Now is my best chance.)"

With every passing second Black Heart increased her pace, quickly gaining on Heero since he was at a walking pace. Black Heart could feel her heart beat faster as she drew closer to the Perfect Soldier, "(What do I say, though?! I can't just walk up to him and tell him I'm sorry about what happened… whatever it was that happened.)"

Black Heart was a few feet away from Heero when she suddenly slammed into an object, falling to the ground in the process, "What the-"

"…Damnit, that hurt! Watch where you're going, dumbass!"

The white haired teen looked to see who it was that she ran into, it was the blue haired girl that had been chasing Heero the whole day, "Wha- You?! What are you doing here?!"

"What do you think, shit for brains?! This is my landmass! And I'm here to kill Heero."

Black Heart immediately stood up, infuriated that the axe wielder was still making an attempt on Heero's life, "Would you just leave Heero alone already?! It's clear to me that you can't kill him. And he's a human!"

The little girl brandished her large axe, "…Why do you care about him so much? He's just a human, as you say. Don't tell me… you're turning into a horny bitch like Neptune because of him?"

Black Heart cheeks were flushed and she clenched her fists, "D-Don't be stupid! I don't like Heero! N-Not that I don't like him… just not in that way!"

"…Then WHY are you protecting him? I expected Neptune to turn out this way, but you? I expected more out of you. You're probably just trying to get into his pants or something… or do you want him to bend you over?"

Within a fraction of a second the swordstress had launched an attack at the blue haired girl with her large sword, her cheeks a deep crimson, "Sh-Shut up! I'm not into Heero or anything like that! …It's pointless trying to talk any sense into that thick skull of yours, so I guess I'll have to beat it into you!"

"…That's my line, bitch!"

"Wrong! That's OUR line!"

Forgetting who they were dealing with for a moment, Black Heart and the mystery girl turned in the direction of the person who had just spoken, "Don't tell me…"

Neptune and Compa were standing in the middle of the street across from the two girls, "We know allll about what you two are doing here, and let me tell you now, sisters! I won't give you MY Heero!"

Compa's cheeks puffed up slightly, "You mean OUR Heero, right, Nep-Nep?"

The blue haired girl flashed an irritated look at the Neptune, "…Neptune, the hell are you doing here?"

With her hands on her hips, the purple haired preteen leaned forward slightly, "I'm here to kick your butt, little missy!"

"…You think YOU can beat ME? That's the biggest load of shit you've ever spouted off before!"

Compa stomped her foot on the ground, "We don't think we can beat you, we KNOW we can defeat you! We'll never give Heero to either of you!"

Both girls took a step back, "Wh-What are you talking about?!"

Neptune advanced closer on Black Heart and the mystery girl as they backed away, unable to explain why they felt intimidated by the preteen, "Don't play dumb with us! You guys are getting' together to steal Heero from us, you bunch of Destined Lover-Stealers!"

Suffice it to say, both girl's faces were red from the accusation, "…The hell?! I-I'm not here to steal Heero! I'm trying to kill him!"

Once more, the preteen advanced towards the two girls, "Ha! You can't fool me! You're trying to steal Heero cause you're uber jealous that he's my Destined Lover!"

The blue haired girl directed her attention to the individual who she had been following for the majority of the day; Heero. The Perfect Soldier walked down another street as he continued on with his task of gathering the Easter eggs that the girls had hid around Guild City, "…I don't have time for this! Outta my way, dumbass!"

Just as the young axe wielder was about to charge in the direction that Heero had gone, an unseen force knocked her straight to the ground. When she looked up, Neptune was looming over her, already in her transformed state, "If you want Heero, you will have to defeat me, first."

Shaking her head, the blue haired girl grabbed her axe and charged at Neptune, "…You're pissing me, you bitch! I won't stop at beating you, I'll crush you along with that over inflated ego!"

In her blind rage, the young girl had almost forgotten about Compa. The nurse-in-training fired a few short bursts of bullets at the violent girl, causing her to back away to avoid getting hit, "Don't forget, I'm here to protect Heero, too!"

"Why you little-"

"Pay attention to who you're fighting."

Between having to deal with Neptune and Compa, the little girl was struggling to keep up with them and their close knit teamwork. When Neptune took a swing at her, Compa would fire at the young girl's blind spot. When Compa initiated the attack, Neptune was quick to close the distance.

While the three girls were fighting, Black Heart noticed that they had all but forgotten about her, "(…This is my best chance to go after Heero. As much as I'd enjoy watching them kill each other, I have more important business to attend to.)"

The white haired teen quickly evacuated the area before any of the three girls caught on to what she was planning, leaving the three to continue their battle.

Xxx

The teenaged soldier was still searching for the small plastic eggs that had been scattered around the city, though it was becoming increasingly difficult to locate them, "…This must be IF's work. I will commend her on her efforts, however, I will locate the remaining objects before long."

Once again, Heero followed the trail of eggs to another less populated area, a small park with a lake nearby that was frozen due to the cold weather. The trailed ended with a gold colored egg, "How many does that make?"

The lone male member of the party quickly turned around to see IF standing a few feet away from him, "I have located the majority of the plastic eggs you, Neptune and Compa have hidden. I am almost finished with the mission."

"I see…"

IF slowly advanced towards Heero, "Listen, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about… but I couldn't find an appropriate time."

"You are free to inquire. I will answer whatever you wish to ask to the best of my ability."

As she drew closer, IF's cheeks slowly beginning to heat up, and her heart began to beat faster, "(…Okay IF, you're just going to apologize for what happened… whatever it was that happened. Take a deep breath and tell him.)"

The Guild member took a deep breath, and then exhaled after what took mere seconds seemed like hours. Before she could get a single syllable out, however, Black Heart came out from behind a tree, "Where is he-"

The swordstress stopped when she saw Heero and IF, though she completely disregarded IF's presence, focusing all of her attention on Heero, "O-Oh, there you are."

Heero turned towards Black Heart, "I take it that you have been looking for me?"

"Y-Yeah… I needed to talk to you about something. Not that it's important or anything, I just needed to let it out, that's all."

As Heero and Black Heart were conversing, IF was seething behind Heero, "(Damnit all! Where are those two?! They were supposed to make sure that neither that little girl or this… bitch came and ruined everything!)"

The brunette gnashed her teethed and balled her hands into fists, Black Heart currently had Heero's undivided attention and didn't seem willing to give it up anytime soon. The beautiful teen shuffled slightly, finding it slightly difficult to look Heero in the eye, "…So… umm… wh-what I wanted to… t-talk to you about was…"

Heero cupped Black Heart's chin with one of his hands and directed her face so she would look him in the eye, "…I still find it difficult to understand what you are trying to say when you do not speak up."

By now, IF had gone past her boiling point, her Inner Chibi now raising hell, "(What are you doing standing there, IF?! That bitch is trying to steal your man! Get over there and murder her! Or at the very least, maim her!)"

With murderous intent in her eyes, IF stomped towards Heero and Black Heart, "Murdering this bitch would be an act of mercy…"

Just as IF was about to reveal her Katars, a loud explosion rang out that drew the trio's attention. A large blanket of snow was quickly descending towards the group of three. Heero took refuge behind the nearby tree, while IF and Black Heart stood in place. Unsure of what to make of what was going on, "What in th-"

The thick cloud of snow came crashing down on the two girls, effectively covering them with the white flakes from head to toe. IF emerged out of the pile of snow, shaking her head so the flakes resting in her hair would fall off, "Where did all of this snow come from?"

Shortly after IF emerged from the snow, Neptune and Compa popped out, "Compa, didn't I tell you not to shoot? There was a warehouse with a sign on it that said 'Explosive Compounds.'"

"I'm sorry Nep-Nep, I guess I was too focused and defeating that girl so she wouldn't steal Heero."

Neptune stood up and dusted the snow off of her suit, then noticed IF, who was still neck deep in snow, "So Iffy, how did it go?"

The brunette hung her head, "…A complete failure."

Neptune raised a questioning eyebrow at the Guild member, "How could you fail? Compa and I were dealing with that girl with the axe."

"It was the other girl. The one from Lastation."

As if on que Black Heart popped out of the snow, slightly disoriented, "What happened?"

Neptune, Compa and IF turned their attention to the white haired girl who had disrupted IF's attempt at apologizing to Heero, "What should we do, Nep-Nep? She ruined our plan again!"

The swordstress narrowed her eyes at Black Heart, "Simple, we make an example out of her. We need to teach her the painful way why it is not acceptable for her to keep coming after Heero."

Finally, the mystery girl poked her head out of the snow, looking very irritated, "…Damnit it all to hell! Why are all of my attempts ending in failure?! I'm just trying to kill one guy! This is pissing me the hell off!"

Heero stepped out from behind the tree, completely untouched by the cloud of snow that had fallen seconds ago. The Perfect Soldier was about to check on the group of girls to make sure they were okay, when he suddenly caught sight of Gust once more, "I won't let you go this time, Gust."

The Perfect Soldier was immediately after Gust, who began to run away in turn. With Heero gone, the mystery girl had little reason to stick around, "…I'm out of here."

Black Heart was quick to leave as well, since Heero had left, "No reason for me to stay here. I've got to go after Heero…"

Both girls left before Neptune, Compa or IF could stop them, "Damnit! Now what do we do? They're just going to go after Heero again, and we don't have any more eggs!"

"Not quite, Iffy."

IF turned to look at Neptune, who had her arms crossed, "What do you mean? That was the last gold egg, right?"

The swordstress gently shook her head, "I bought an extra egg while we were getting things put together. We can use that as our way of getting Heero somewhere we can apologize to him."

Compa looked between the two girls before focusing her attention on Neptune, "But Nep-Nep, what if those girls come after him again?"

"We've tried to play it safe, but that hasn't worked out for us. We'll just have to take our chances and tell Heero before they show up."

All three girls did not like going in without any kind of plan, but with the repeated attempts and failures mounting up they saw little they could do. With their last attempt decided, the trio ran in the direction that Heero had gone, hoping that their fourth attempt would prove successful.

Xxx

Heero had lost sight of Gust yet again, and had returned to finding the remainder of the plastic eggs that the girls had hidden around the city, "I am almost finished with the mission. I will look for Gust once it is complete."

As he walked down the street, the teenaged soldier was finding it increasingly difficult to uncover the locations of the Easter Eggs left by the girls. Heero was actually having to look for the plastic objects that were scattered around, "…They obviously saved the most difficult portion of the mission for last."

While Heero was searching for the eggs, Neptune, Compa and IF were gaining on him, "Alright, it looks like Heero is moving towards the last Gold Egg. This is our last chance ladies. If we fail here, then the operation is a bust."

The girls advanced towards Heero as he searched for the eggs, making sure to stay out of sight until he found the last Gold Egg. There appeared to be no sign of either Black Heart or the mystery girl, which raised their hopes that they would be able to apologize to Heero for the mishap from before.

Unfortunately, just as fate can raise one's hopes, it can just as quickly dash them into thousands of smaller pieces and laugh in your face. Black Heart was trailing Heero close by, making sure to stay out of the Perfect Soldier's sight, and that of the trio who were already following them, "(…I can't walk up to him now, or Neptune and her two lackeys will ambush me. I need some way to get Heero by himself…)"

A shorter distance away from the teen was the mystery girl who had made several unsuccessful attempts to rid herself of Neptune's bodyguard, "…Shit. Those stupid bitches are too close. I can't go after Heero without at least one of them jumping me. If I can get Heero alone, then…"

The young axe wielder's face contorted for a moment and was accompanied by a sneeze, which caused Heero to come to an abrupt stop to scan the area, "…It would appear that I am being followed."

Heero continued down the streets of Guild City, searching for both the eggs that Neptune, Compa and IF had hidden, and Gust so that he would be able to question her about the chocolates he had given to the girls on Valentine's Day, all while on the lookout for who or whatever was stalking him.

Slowly, the teenaged soldier collected the eggs and eventually came upon the last Golden Egg, which was carefully hidden in a bed of flowers in a park near the center of Guild City. As Heero examined the small plastic object, Neptune, Compa and IF approached the Gundam pilot from behind.

They still could not see either of the two girls who had repeatedly gone after Heero, giving them hope that their plan would work after all, "…It looks like you've found the last egg, Heero."

Heero turned to see the trio of girls standing a few feet away from him, "...I have been under the impression that there was more to this little egg hunt then simply gathering plastic eggs."

Neptune, Compa and IF exchanged glances and closed the short distance between themselves and the lone male party member, "Well… yes, we had an ulterior motive for planning the Easter Egg hunt."

The Gundam pilot retained his silence and waited to hear the reason why the girls had planned this whole event, "Heero… we came up with this idea because of what happened on Valentine's Day. We can only imagine how violated you felt after what had transpired."

Compa hung her head, an overwhelming feeling of guilt hanging over her, "We felt terrible for what we did, but we didn't know how to make it up to you…"

Even IF had her eyes cast down to the ground, "We can understand if you want to leave us after what happened. We just wanted to say that-"

"…I've got you this time!"

The party looked up to see none other than the blue haired girl in the air, heading straight for Heero. Before the axe could hit its target, a sword came seemingly out of nowhere and blocked the axe blade, "…You again?! Get the hell out of here, you dumb bitch! This doesn't concern you!"

Black Heart was standing in front of Heero, preventing the young girl from attacking the Perfect Soldier. With a burst of strength, the swordstress forced the mystery girl back, "You better believe it concerns me! Didn't I tell you to leave Heero alone?!"

"Sorry, I can't understand the words that come out of the mouth of a horny bitch!"

Black Heart could feel her face beginning to heat up, "Wh-What do you know?!"

"I know that you're a horny-ah… ah… ahcoo!" The mystery girl sneezed and began to use her axe as a support. "…bitch."

Heero watched the event that was unfolding before him, then noticed that Neptune, Compa and IF were seething, "…They're ruining our moment… again."

The trio readied their weapons, preparing themselves to brutally maim and/or kill Black Heart and the blue haired girl. Both girls stopped their argument and noticed the trio of angry females, "…The hell are you three looking at? You want to fight?! I'll be the living shit outta yo-ah… ah… ahcoo! …You."

Black Heart readied her sword in preparation for what seemed to be an inevitable fight, "Let's go! Fair and square! I'll show you just how much stronger I've gotten!"

As the situation was about to escalate, Heero suddenly caught sight of Gust, "…You won't get away this time."

The young Alchemist saw Heero running towards her, she tried to get away, but the Perfect Soldier was too fast to outrun. Heero grabbed Gust by her arms to keep her from getting away, though she struggled to get out of his grip, "Please do not hurt Gust!"

"Gust, calm down. I have no intention of causing you any harm."

Gust stopped resisting and looked at Heero, "Now, I have an honest question, and I need an honest answer. What did you put into the chocolates I bought from you?"

"…Well, Gust accidently added… Love Potion."

Heero sighed mentally before releasing the young alchemist, "…I see. Then there are four women here that I owe an apology."

A just like that, the group of girls that looked about ready to kill each other were knocked off balance and looked at the Gundam pilot, "Wh-What?"

Heero directed his attention to the group of girls, specifically; Neptune, Compa, IF and Black Heart, "Had I checked the gifts I had given you, I may have found out about the Love Potion, and would have given you another gift to replace the chocolates."

The Perfect Soldier gave a small bow. "For that, I apologize."

Neptune and the others stood there dumbfounded. They had been following Heero around the entire day to apologize to him, and here he was apologizing to them? "Wait… I thought we were the ones that instigated the events of that day?"

IF's arms dangled at her sides, "So… you're saying that we came up with this whole plan to apologize to you…"

Compa picked up where IF left off, "And we hadn't even done anything wrong?"

The group of girls was unsure of what to make of the situation, they had wanted to apologize to Heero for Valentine's Day, yet he was the one apologizing to them for what had happened because he didn't check the chocolates.

Black Heart narrowed her eyes at Gust, "It sounds like its Gust's fault. She added the Love Potion."

The blue haired axe wielder made a vain attempt to stand on her own, but still was forced to hold herself up with her axe, "…I don't know what the hell is going on, and I don't give two shits about it. I'm just here to- ah… ah… ahcoo! …Kill Heero."

The Perfect Soldier removed his jacket and draped it over the young girl's shoulders, taking her completely by surprise, "You are in no condition to be killing anyone. You should focus more on recovering from your illness."

Slowly, the mystery girl's cheeks turned a light shade of pink, "(…Why the hell is he being so nice? I'm trying to kill him here.)"

Neptune, Compa, IF and Black Heart walked up to the Gundam pilot, "Are you still mad about… well…"

"Us trying to get into your pants?"

Neptune, Compa and Black Heart were embarrassed my IF's bluntness, "D-Don't say it like that!"

"I didn't want to, but we need to get this over with."

Neptune had her eyes cast down to the ground, "We're sorry about what happened, Heero… Can you forgive us?"

Heero looked at the girls who looked sorry, and although they did not seem like it, they looked like they would cry if Heero did not accept their apology, "…I accept your apology."

As soon as Heero turned around, he felt two pairs of arms around him, "Now that we've cleared that up, why don't we go back to our room, Heero? I'm sure no one will bother us if we're quiet."

"But I want to be alone with Heero, Nep-Nep!"

Both girls began to tug on his arms, "I asked Heero first, Compa. Besides, he's MY Destined Lover."

"But he's my Destined Lover, too!"

IF and Black Heart were growing increasingly jealous as Neptune and Compa fought over the Gundam pilot. Eventually, their emotions got the better of them and they joined in on the tug-of-war over Heero, "I thought I told you two that Heero doesn't belong to anybody?! (Because he's mine!)"

"Why can't you leave Heero alone?! He obviously doesn't like this! (Which is why I will take him back to Lastation with me!)"

Heero mentally sighed as the quartet of girls fought over him, "Another typical day…"

Xxx

Me: (Lying face down on the ground)

Neptune: (Transformed and looking at Author) "Are you alright?"

Compa and IF: (Walk into ACCC) "Nep-Nep, have you seen-" (Sees Author lying on the ground) "Kya! Mr. Author! Are you okay?! Are you hurt?!"

Black Heart: (Enters from other entrance) "He's been like this for a while now…"

Heero: "I believe he is suffering from yet another writer related condition."

White Heart: (Pokes Author with her axe) "…You still alive?"

Me: (Suddenly stands up with fists in the air) "フリーダム!" Translation: "(Freedom!)"

Neptune: "Are you okay? You were lying on the ground for quite a while."

Me: "I was buried under paperwork and projects during the school year… And then I had internet problems…"

IF: "That sounds awful… and your school sounds evil."

Me: "It is! But finally I have graduated, and it is Summer baby! I finally return my attention to the story."

Black Heart: "So… no more delays?"

Me: "Hopefully. I've been getting a number of PMs from our reviewers asking when I would update the story.

Compa: "Isn't this the Easter Special? It's past Easter though. Are you going to work on any of the other Bonus Chapters you've been working on?"

Me: "If I do, the sequel to this story won't come out until after Christmas. There is one thing that has been bugging me… why has everyone only now started to think of Gundam and Hyperdimension Neptunia crossovers?"

White Heart: "…Isn't it obvious? They're all a bunch of dumb, lazy bastards."

Me: (Stares at White Heart) "Don't say it like that! We'll lose reviewers that way."

White Heart: "It's the truth. You came up with a good idea that everyone else couldn't, so they had to steal it."

Me: "Uhh… could you wait in the Lounge for me?"

White Heart: "…Fine, but don't keep me waiting."

Me: "(Waits until White Heart enters the Lounge) "HUDDLE!" (Heero, Neptune, Compa, IF and Black Heart huddle with Author) "We're gonna lose reviewers if she starts spouting off stuff like this, so I'm open to any suggestions to keep her quiet."

Compa: "We could put her in a cement brick and toss her into the ocean." (Everyone stares Compa) "D-Did I say something wrong?"

IF: "We're trying to keep her quiet, not kill her."

Neptune: "We could forcibly restrain her with ropes and tape."

Heero: "Neptune's method does fit the criteria, and is very cost effective."

Me: "Alright, commence Operation: Bound and Gag the Fowl Mouthed Girl!"

Heero, Neptune, Compa and IF: (Leave for Lounge)

Me: (Turns to Black Heart) "Noirey, you get to wrap up the BC this time."

Black Heart: "Well, alright. It's really important and someone has to do it."

Me "I knew you'd understand Noirey. Also, my good readers, I have recently taken to playing Elsword to help with writer's cramp. If any of you happen to play it, the character I use most of the time is my Sheath Knight that uses my pen name for a nickname. I also run the Guild OtherGamindustri, if you're interested. Friend me, and I'll talk with you about the progress of the story, or anything pretainingto Elsword… or just anything in general." (Leaves ACCC)

Black Heart: "Read and Review this chapter. N-Not that I care anything, it would just give our Author motivation for writing, I don't care about your reviews one bit." (Leaves ACCC for Lounge)