AN: YES! WELECOME TO CHAPTER 3!!! Once again, much luv and thanx to all who have reviewed! I got 18 almost twice what I expected! I will give you all, giant burgers!

kk-I am a strange person…hopefully good too…

prettynutter-I will keep writing it until the very end, maybe make 5 million sequels…

wintergreen-You are too kind with your comments.

RavensFollower-Yes, Sango will definitely be coming, but first, I want Inuyasha and Kagome to like each other.

Neko-Yuff16-hehe! I am happy for your step-sister! It must be exciting to be an aunt! All the diapers and baby powder! Lol

baby-dreamer-I hate waiting too! And since I couldn't wait anymore, here's chapter 3.

LuVeNInuYasHa-I HAVE CONTINUED!!! That is also my favorite quote.

Taran-Wanderer-happy that you liked it, it makes my heart sing.

Addanc-TSC-Peace out too dude! v I have many friends who act like Miroku too.

DraGonMistress704-hmm…If I was a dark shadow, would I just ring the doorbell? Nah…

Ayame13-Its okay to sound like a teacher…sometimes… runs away in fear of Ayame's yard stick

inu-miko-angel-You are lucky reviewer 12! You get the Whooper!

Lilly Maiden (suize)-……--Don't use my account when you comment please…even if you are using my computer… Glad you liked Chapter 2 though.

Liz-Happy you loved the story. What part of the story do you not understand? I'm not sure how many chappies yet, but I will try to finish by the end of summer.

Kate-I prefer to keep my chapters short, and the entire story overall will probably have a lot of pages. I'll work on the details part though!

FireQueen-Here is chapter 3! Hope it was updated soon enough! As for the tree house, just imagine a house with all your modern conviences, only in a tree. Remember, this is from a dream I had and anything can happen in my dream!

Safreil-I know its unnerving, but it happened in a dream…And I try to go swimming in storms too!

Lenne23-Yay! You like the story! Here's chapter 3!

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Pardon the Parody

The sound of the doorbell echoed through the tree house. Inuyasha and Miroku pulled apart from the arm lock they were in. The two looked at each other. Inuyasha spoke first.

"You get it."

"THE ROOF!!! THE ROOF!!! ITS MADE OF BONES!!!"

Inuyasha: Very annoyed sweatdrop

"On second thought, I'll get it."

As he walked towards the door, he could hear Miroku following him, crying out, "BONES!!! BONES I TELL YOU!!!"

Inuyasha shook his head in exasperation. 'Why did I ever become friends with that fool?'

He reached the door and opened it.

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Kagome was swimming in darkness. It was cold, so cold. Where was she? How did she get here? The last thing she remembered was sinking into the lake. Then, there was silver.

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"MEOW" A kitten with three tails was sitting on the door step.

Inuyasha stared at the kitten and even Miroku had stopped yelling about bones to stare.

With a self satisfied twitch of her tails, she sauntered into the tree house and made her way up the stairs towards the bathroom, where Kagome was.

Inuyasha growled savagely and was about the leap after the kitten when Rin's voice came up the tree.

"INUYASHA! I'M HERE! PUT DOWN THE ACCURSED LADDER BEFORE I CAME UP THERE AND RIP YOUR EARS OFF!"

Miroku winced. "Dang Inu, better put down the ladder. Girl sounds like she's on PMS."

After Rin came up, she asked, "So what's the problem?"

Inuyasha pointed up stairs, and began to follow Rin up. When they reached the bathroom door, Inuyasha turned towards Miroku.

"I'm warning you, don't follow us, I will hurt you severely."

Miroku rolled his eyes. "Where have I heard that before?"

"I'm serious, why don't you go prophesize the end of the world or something."

Miroku, who had looked sad when he heard he couldn't come, suddenly cheered up and ran off to his room to prophesize to his stuffed animals.

Rin whistled when Inuyasha walked into the bathroom. She was staring at Kagome with a mixture of surprise and pity. "Where did you get this one, Inuyasha?"

"In the lake."

WHACK

Rin's hand flew into Inuyasha's cheek.

"DON'T LIE TO ME!"

"I'M NOT LYING!"

"OH COME ON! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GO SWIMMING IN A STORM?"

"WELL OBVIOUSLY SHE WOULD!"

"AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT LIE?"

"YES!!!"

Rin growled dangerously at Inuyasha. "I will continue this with you later, Inuyasha. Its easy to see this girl needs help, even if you didn't find her in a lake."

"Did too!"

A shampoo bottle came flying at Inuyasha as Rin yelled, "DID NOT! NOW GET OUT AND GET ME A CHANGE OF CLOTHES FOR HER!"

Inuyasha left to get a change of clothes, but not before saying "did too" one last time.

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He was in a dark room. The rain and wind were pounding hard on his window, but he ignored them.

"Let us begin," his voice rang out.

Picking up the victim, he sliced its head off, and then laughing insanely, Miroku went to sleep.

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After being hit with 5 hair accessories, 3 toothbrushes, and a cow, Inuyasha and Rin, well, actually Rin, managed to get Kagome showered, dried, and changed. All that time, Kagome didn't awaken. Inuyasha was getting seriously worried. He had placed her body on his bed, and covered it with the blanket. Rin had left and he was now alone. After a few moments, Inuyasha yawned. He was tired, today had been a very busy day. Without thinking, he crawled into bed next to the girl and went to sleep.

In the darkness, Kagome felt warmth. She was cold, so cold, and she moved closer to the warmth. There, that was better. Her subconscious sighed and then, she left the darkness to fall into a blissful sleep.

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AN: Yeah, Mesa knows that it was a short chapter, but mesa's fingers are worn down to the bone. Curse you all for reviewing so much that I have to update so soon! We have learned some shocking things about Miroku, but don't worry, he's still going to be lovable. Rin in this story is the same age as Kagome. As for the kitten, I think you can all guess who that is. She will be making more appearances in future chapters.

BTW: Rin is the only girl alive for the MOMENT who can boss Inuyasha around.

I need you guys to answer three questions:

1. Should Sesshomaru be one of the characters in the story?

2. Do you think I should give Miroku an afro?

3. Should Inuyasha have normal human ears, or keep his doggy ears?

I say yes to all three, but I'm gonna ask the reader's opinion too.

If I get enough reviews, chapter 4 will be nice, long, and fluffy.

Same deal as last time guys, 10 reviews and you get the next chapter by the end the week. Now, I'm gonna get me a hot cup of latte and plan world domination.