AN: I have at last finished chapter 4. I can't believe I got over 30 reviews!!! I will thank the reviewers at the bottom of the page. I had to thank you guys so this chapter is coming out a bit earlier than I planned. This chapter is going to have a bit more fluff and a bit less silliness. We will also learn about Miroku's mysterious "victim" It's super long for my adoring peeps and reviewers.
Okay, I stated in the first chapter that you'd only have to read the first three chapters. If you don't like the fic, you can now give up on me as a hopeless cause… if not, I LOVE YOU TO DEATH!!!! HUGGLES!!!!
Dedicated to: RavensFollower, bittanybook, Neko-Yuff16, demonchik39, and inuchick06 for putting me on their favorite list... I FEEL SO LOVED!!!!!!!
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Pardon the Parody
When Inuyasha woke up, it was still dark outside and the storm was still raging outside. He wasn't worried though. The tree was thick and strong, and it had survived through worse storms than this one. He knew lightning often struck trees, but he had lightning rods set up and besides, he had insurance. Looking down, he was surprised to see that Kagome was curled up in his arms with a smile on her face. Sighing in her sleep, she snuggled closer against his chest and fell back into deep sleep.
Inuyasha smiled for the first time in 10 years. Not an evil smirk, or sneer, but a real genuine smile that lit his whole face up. Careful not to wake the sleeping angel in his arms, he got out of bed and went down to the kitchen.
Yawning, he walked over to the fridge. Glancing at the clock, he noticed it was 7. Near dinner time. He wondered where the rest of the gang was, but then remembered that they were going out to pick up girls.
'feh, how many girls can be out in this weather?' he thought.
Inuyasha opened the fridge and pulled out a coke. Looking up, he noticed that Miroku was staring at him. He tossed his friend a coke too and the two buddies sat down together. One at the kitchen table and one on the counter.
After a moment of silience, Miroku ventured to ask, "So, when are you going to take her?"
Inuyasha started. He hadn't thought of that yet. When he had first found the girl, all he could think of was to protect her and make sure she was alright.
"I don't know about this one Miroku. She's different for some reason, even though I can't really place my finger on it."
Miroku nodded understandingly and the two once again fell into comfortable silence.
'Inuyasha is finally opening his heart again. I thought he'd stay cold forever after her.' Miroku was broken out of his reverie when Inuyasha called him.
"Miroku?"
"hmm?"
"I have a question."
"Ask."
"How did you find out about the girl?"
"The spirits of fate whisper many things into my ears."
sweatdrop
"Miroku?"
"hmm?"
"I have one more question."
"Ask."
"Why is there a headless purple teddy bear in front of your door?"
"he he... he"
"Miroku..."
"Well, you see, he's there because-"
But why the teddy bear was where it was. Inuyasha never discovered because at that precise moment, a very loud thump was heard. Coming from Inuyasha's room. And Inuyasha knew that there was only one person in his room. He leapt off the counter and forgetting his coke, he ran up the stairs. Miroku, after a moment's hesitation, grabbed the butcher knife and followed Inuyasha.
When Inuyasha first opened the door, he thought that his prisoner had escaped, because there was nothing on the bed, but after a few seconds, he noticed a small shaking shape huddled on the floor. Cautiously, he stepped closer. As he neared the shape, he realized it was the girl and she was huddled on the floor with a blanket wrapped around her. Inuyasha gently touched her shoulder.
Kagome's head flew up in surprise. The first thing she saw was the boy from the park. The boy with the golden eyes, and behind him was... A BLACK HAIRED GUY WITH A SHARP KNIFE!!! Kagome gave a yelp of fear and huddled deeper into her blanket cave.
'I knew they were cannibals!' Kagome thought. 'I wonder when they'll eat me and whether they'll boil me, fry me, or eat me like sushi.'
At first, Inuyasha couldn't understand what the girl was doing. She had looked up or a moment, but then, she had suddenly yelped and buried herself in the blanket again. Looking behind him, he at last noticed Miroku and his butcher knife. Inuyasha mentally slapped himself. Why, oh why did he leave the knife out? He knew Miroku like shiny, sharp objects and he still left it out. Oh well, there was nothing he could do now. The poor girl probably thought they were cannibals and was no doubt wondering how they would eat her.
"Miroku, go to your room."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"I dun wanna!"
"I'll throw your Hello Kitty collection away."
"NOOOO!!!!! NOT HELLO KITTY!!!! I'M LEAVING!!!!" And with that, Miroku disappeared to his room to do what he did best, and what ever that is, Inuyasha didn't want to know.
After Miroku had left the room, Inuyasha once again attempted to pick the girl up and place her on the bed. This time, he succeeded. The girl was surprisingly light and even with layers of blanket around her, Inuyasha could still fell her shivering. As soon as he set her on the bed, she curled into a small ball.
Inuyasha sat a few feet away from her. He didn't want to scare her. The two sat in awkward silence for a few minutes, well, actually, he was the one doing the sitting. The girl still stayed in a ball. When Inuyasha couldn't bear the silence anymore, he ventured to ask,
"So, what's your name?"
The ball remained silent. Inuyasha was pretty sure the girl was asleep again, but he couldn't be positive, as her face was covered. After a few moments though,
"Kagome"
Inuyasha blinked. Was it his imagination, or did the ball just tell him it's name was Kagome? Nah, probably his imagination. But just in case,
"So, ball, do you like cows?"
Kagome flared. Who did this boy think he was? How dare he call her a ball after she just told him her name! Kagome immediately uncurled herself and flew at him.
For Inuyasha, everything seemed like it happened in slow motion. First, the ball twitched, then it started to uncurl, and then finally, the girl appeared. As Inuyasha watched, her hand raised and then came at his face. All he could do was watch, like a really good movie, as the hand came closer and closer until finally,
WHACK!
Inuyasha blinked, and then felt his cheek burn with a stinging sort of pain. He blinked again and realized that the girl had just ...slapped him! No one had ever done that!!! No one! ...well, maybe Rin...
"OY! WOMAN! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?" Inuyasha howled at her.
"WOMAN?!?!?!?!? MY NAME IS KAGOME!!! GET IT RIGHT!!! KA-GO-ME!!!! 3 SYLLABYES!!! IS THAT TOO HARD?!?!?"
Inuyasha was surprised, but he quickly got under control. This girl would have to learn who was boss here. His natural reflexes took over as he pinned her to the bed. Kagome fought against his grip, but he was surprisingly strong. After a few moments, when it became obvious her efforts were useless, Kagome gave up and gave Inuyasha a very evil glare. In fact, if looks could kill, the one Kagome gave Inuyasha would have had him bouncing between heaven and hell for eons.
Inuyasha grinned. He liked this girl. She was fun to annoy. An evil smirk came on his face as an evil idea entered his head. He leaned down, causing the distance between their faces to grow smaller.
Kagome's eyes widened as she saw Inuyasha's face coming closer. As he was leaning in, she noticed at last that his ears weren't normal human ears. They were...dog ears. Kagome was overcome with a strong desire to pull them, but, being in the position she was in, that was quite impossible.
Inuyasha's lips were right over Kagome's and then...
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AN: IT IS DONE!!! WHAT WILL HE DO??? OH, THE EVILNESS OF ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'ma raise the challenge. 20 reviews and you get chapter 5
The results from the poll is that yes, sessy should be in the story, miroku does not get an afro, and yes Inu keeps his doggy ears.
Much thanx for all of my reviews.
Addanc-TSC-Dude! Awesome! I love your review and you love my story!
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aska19-hmm, now there is an idea, I will add a twist in the story...hmm
Yvonne-Hehe, mesa also thinks that his ears make him lookie cute!
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inu's gurl13-I have written more!!! And it's a cool fic because I air condition it! .
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ACDCchicky-YES!!! YES I DO!!! AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!! I HAVE A FETISH WITH COWS!!! LET THE WHOLE WORLD HEAR!!!!
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pinkjingling-he is keeping his ears...YAY!!!
kagomehigurashi12-I had a friend draw Miroku with an afro...it does look horrible...
bloodykitsune-DIE?!?! DIE?!?! I TELL YOU I AM INVINCIBLE!!! And I do use swords. Don't need shields cause I'm INVINCIBLE!!!
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Safreil-Yeah, I like Miroku the way he act in the story. At first, I was gonna make Sessy play the part of Miroku, but well, that was just too hard to see...
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prettynutter-blinks innocently...well, this chapter was longer so does that make up for chapter 3?
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Denise-The plot is 'original' because it comes from a dream!!! AND I DREAM ABOUT WERID STUFF!!! Lol! .
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Magicians of the Yami-Okay! I agree!!! He will be in the story!
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