AN: Yay, I'm back!!! finally done with chapter 5, and sorry for the delay. Comp crashed...I know, no more excuses. I love my reviews, at night, I hang them up like stars in my room, and they put me to sleep.

First, before you begin reading, please read this wonderful, and beautiful review from Ithilden.

"My gosh! Everytime you put down insane, rubbish, caplocked yelling, I wanted to scream "shut up!". I'm not saying this to be mean, but a proper writer shouldn't use caplocked sentences repeatedly. It gets extremely annoying for the reader. Also, many of those sentences were unneccessary and simply annoying to read. They didn't mean anything at all and the talk was extremely childish. I advise you to cut down on the amount of those pointless sentences, especially the ones in caplocks."

Lovely little thing isn't it? Now, who else agrees with what it states above? If you do… DON'T PUT IT ON MY REVIEW COLLECTION!!! YOUR REVIEW WILL DARKEN MY ROOM!!!

(can you tell I'm upset? This is what happens when you wake up at 5 in the morning to read reviews that call you a faulty author…)

This review, on the other hand, by HN-I-Love-Inuyasha is very reasonable and I respect it very much.

Um... hm... lets see... All I have to say is please don't wright anymore stories based on deams. It is origanal and all but it is just ay to wierd and confuzing. Try to cut down on the craziness a tad bit, and make it seem more believable. I do like it just having troubles following it. Keep writting, and use my suggestions if you want to... I will still read it if you don't! I am just so cunfused, I guess dreams are like that though.
Anyway update
Ja Ne
HN

Can you see the difference? I will try out your advice, HN, but I don't think I will be very successful. I've already written 4 chapters that way, and it'll be hard to change, but I will keep it in mind for future stories! Thanx!

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Pardon the Parody

Inuyasha was a cell's length from Kagome, when he…burped. Right in her face. Right smack dab in front of her nose. He even had the nerve to blow the gas up her nostrils. Kagome was stunned. No, one, and she meant it, no one, had ever had the audacity to do such a thing to her. For quite a few minutes, which felt like it was stretched to hours, all Kagome could do was stare blankly at Inuyasha, her mind still trying to comprehend what he had just done.

And then, Inuyasha couldn't exactly tell when it began, but Kagome began to change. It started with her nose flaring, then erupted into into all out rage. Inuyasha was taken by surprise when she lunged at him. In fact, if it wasn't for the fact that he had her pinned down, he was sure his eyes would have been gone by now. As it was, she was fighting him with tooth and nail, and was no doubt going to get free of his grip soon.

"INUYASHA!!!"

Inuyasha winced. He was sure people 500 miles away could hear her. In one moment, he made a rash decision and released her wrists. While Kagome was caught up in the surprise of being released, he jumped out of the room and ran to Miroku's room.

Pounding on the door, Inuyasha screamed, "LET ME IN!!! THERE'S A RABID BALL AFTER ME!!!"

By the time Miroku opened the door, Inuyasha was sure he could hear the sound of pursuit behind him. He ran into Miroku's room and locked the door. Leaning against it, he panted while his ever sensitive ears twichted nervously.

Miroku waited a few seconds for Inuyasha to catch his breath before asking him what was wrong.

"Um…I burped…" was the hesitant reply.

Miroku, being in tune with the spirits of fate, immediately sensed there was more to it than his friend was willing to admit. But before he could question further, there came a huge bang on the door, as if someone was throwing their body into it.

"Wow, she didn't even bother with trying to see if the door was unlocked." Miroku noted amused.

"INUYASHA!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!! I'LL GET YOU, AND WHEN I DO, I WILL DE-JELLY YOUR KNEES, AND SLAUGHTER YOU ALIVE!!!"

Miroku blinked appreciatively. "She has very creative threats doesn't she?"

Inuyasha hid behind Miroku, as the door groaned and a large crack appeared. Shivering in fear, he waited as the crack grew larger and larger. After the 14th thud, the door gave way, and though it came Kagome.

It was amazing how different she looked now. Her hair was a mess, and seemed alive. Her eyes were redder than hell's hottest flame, and her nails looked extremely sharp. Kagome didn't waste time on words. She just flew at him.

Miroku was watching Kagome's display with great amusement. It wasn't often that he got to see Inuyasha getting beat up by a girl. Then, he saw it.

Inuyasha flinched, as he prepared to get killed. After a few minutes, when his guts weren't being viciously ripped out, he ventured to look up. What he saw will stay with him till his dying day.

Kagome was lying on the ground, twitching, but not really moving. Miroku was standing over her with a very shiny, sharp needle in his hand.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER?" Inuyasha yelled.

Miroku blinked innocently. "I pricked her pressure point and paralyzed her."

"YOU WHAT?"

"uh..he..he he…he…"

"How did you know where her pressure point was?" Inuyasha asked suspiciously.

"I didn't. I just saw a pimple and I wanted to pop it."

Inuyasha: face vaults

"How long is she going to stay like this?"

"hmm…" Miroku stroked his chin softly. "I would say about a few hours."

"A few hours…" Inuyasha said thoughtfully. "Imagine all I could do to her a few hours."

"INUYASHA, I PROMISE ON MY COW THAT IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY A HAND ON ME, I WILL RIP YOUR EARS OFF AND STUFF THEM UP YOUR NOSE!!!"

Inuyasha and Miroku looked up surprised.

"She can still talk?"

"Looks like it."

"Could you poke a pimple that was stop her mouth from moving?"

"Umm… I can't see any more pimples."

Inuyasha sighed, exasperatedly. "Well, I'll just have to duct tape her mouth shut."

Saying so, he threw her over his shoulder, and walked back to his room. Upon reaching the room, he laid her on the bed and sat next to her. For quite a while, he just stared at her, and she glared back at him. After a bit, when he felt like he couldn't stand any more of her laser vision glare, he decided to strike up a conversation.

"Why were you huddled on the floor?"

silence

"Do you like fish?"

silence

"What do you think of Miroku?"

"Werid, perverted, cross dressing maniac who destroys innocent teddy bears."

'She actually gave me a straight answer for once.' He thought, amused. 'And it's amazing how well she analyzed Miroku's personality.'

He was still curious about one thing she had said though.

"Why is he a cross dresser?"

"Because-" Kagome was cut off as a huge crash of thunder echoed through the sky.

She huddled into the blankets, as much as she could, being unable to move.

Inuyasha was caught unaware. He loved the thunder. It reminded him that even nature had a violent and dark side. However, it seemed like the girl was afraid of thunder. She was shivering and he was sure he could hear her heart thumping.

A little concerned, he covered it up the best he could.

"I can't believe a person as old as you is still afraid of thunder."

Inuyasha didn't get a reply, but he did hear a sniffling sound. He looked at Kagome in surprise. She was crying, and it was probably his fault for provoking her.

'Aw man,' he groaned inwardly. He usually could care less if anyone cried, but this girl's sniffling drove his conscience mad with guilt. Mentally slapping himself, he leaned down and did the first thing that came to his mind, he hugged her in a desperate attempt to calm her.

Kagome had her eyes squeezed shut. How could he be so mean? She was so upset that she couldn't think of any come back. Tears formed in her eyes as her cursed nose began to sniffle. Kagome was sure that Inuyasha was laughing at her, and didn't have the heart to open her eyes and see if her guess was correct.

The next thing she knew was that she was being pressed against someone's chest. She opened her eyes, but immediately closed them as another crash of thunder was heard.

Inuyasha felt the girl nearly ram her head into his chest as another bout of thunder passed. She began to drench the front of his shirt with tears. Even though he wasn't sure if he was comforting or not, he held on to her, feeling that it was the right thing to do.

After an hour or two, the storm was reduced to a light drizzle. Inuyasha carefully laid the girl gently against the pillows as he contemplated what to do. She had closed her eyes, and it seemed like she still couldn't move. If she could, he was sure she would have already 'de-jellyed his knees, and slaughtered him alive.'

'Girls are so complicated.' Inuyasha thought, mildly irritated. 'Why couldn't everybody just be a boy? Then we wouldn't have to go around worrying about feelings and other stuff.'

"On second thought, Miroku might turn gay, and I definitely don't want to see that." He said with grim sarcasm.

Inuyasha sighed. "I need to go talk to Rin…"

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AN: It is finished at last. Sorry if this chapter is crappy, but I forgot to drink coffee and I am trying to stop writing, "insane, rubbish, caplocked yelling" and to not cause people to "scream "shut up!"" because a "proper writer" doesn't write "unneccessary and simply annoying to read" stuff.

IMPORTANT!!! MUST READ!!! : Technically, this is where my dream ends. I, personally would like to continue the story, as I have a very good idea on how to thicken and develop the plot. However, I will only continue posting it up if the readers want it up. If you want me to continue, please review and tell me. If the story is continued, Sango will appear in the next chapter, and so MIGHT Sessy-chan.

Thanx again to my bright reviewing stars:

Addanc-TSC-Yay! SO glad you like the story and think its hilarious. P.S. I love your quote, it seems to work too!

prettynutterIntresting laugh… teehee, I'ma snatch it away and aution it off on Ebay! Lol

loverofSessanu-Here is the next chapter!

RavensFollower-YES!!! HELLO KITTY MUST DOMINATE!!! And ask Kagome for colorful threats!

twagirl-Yeah, I thought of making it dark, but I'm not that type of dark person. Maybe I'll write a Draco/Hermonie fic that's dark after this one, also based on a dream…

DraGonMistress704-Hehe, I'd let you have Miroku, but Sango will probably attack you with her boomerang! And IF the story continues, she will appear in the next chapter.

Fainus-Love your name…it sounds so poetic…AND THE PATTERN OF THE COWS MUST NOT BE BROKEN!!!

Bloodykitsune-You can try!!!! BUT YOU SHALL NOT SUCCEED!!! (I am an old hag, but I don't look like it because of the wonders of plastic surgery!)

ACDCchicky-Hehehe!!! You seem anxious for an update!!! Maybe I took long on purpose!!! I AM EVIL!!! (and I'm glad I'm still liked!)

demonchik39-Another anxious reviewer huh? Was the cliffie really that bad? And if I wanted to kill you, I would use subtle poison… Beware of what you eat!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

KOGA'sgurl-Yay! My story is a drug, it secretly has nicotine in it, so you're now addicted!!! Smiles happily.

loverofangelus73069-Yeah, I know I'm evil, and I think that that was a good cliffie!

Safreil-Wow, I always love to read your reviews Safreil. (BTW, I also love your pen name. Sounds really cool!) They're always interesting and I love how you always tell me exactly what part of the story you liked!

InuyashaShowFanatic-Yes!!! FEEL THE EVILNESS!!! I'm am beyond the realm of happiness that you liked it!

Koneko8844-I shall do my best to keep up the good work, but I'm in depression mode right now… need to go to happy world and sing happy song… I AM BEAUTIFUL!!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!! WORDS CAN'T, BRING ME DOWN!!!! OH NOOOO!!!! YES!!! I AM BEAUTIFUL!!! IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!!!! CAUSE- gets dragged off stage.

FireAngelWarrior-You should know that I rarely write the expected!!! I surprised you huh? Looks happy with herself. Anyway, I name the chapters by picking on word out of the entire chapter that I liked the best.

RenaeAurora- I WILL ROCK ON!!! And you will meet more of Inuyasha's gang later in the story. Trust me, this story doesn't even breach the borders of my insaneness!

Kill-all-Flamers-210-Hehe, gotta love your pen name…so true…so so terribly true… And I know the idea of rapists was a bit freaky, but I wanted to keep to the original story line of the dream. Don't worry though, they'll soon change!

Sexy Malik-I know I'm mean, but at least I told you!!! I could have never ever updated ever again! Nah, I love you guys too much to do that.

hah!-I don't want any of that stuff happening. That's why the rating is PG-13. Yeah, I agree that its gross…

pinkjingling-You think so? I heard something like it before, so I can't take all the credit, but I'm glad you can't stop laughing. Just think, you're making the world a better place!

MichelleAnneSummers-You have no idea how many reviews say that! Lol! I couldn't see any one else but him play that character though.

Sailor X-Nope, nothing is gonna happen, so it stays PG-13. Plus, I have no clue how to write a rated R story. O almost forgot the dream too, but I wrote it down in my dream diary!

Ktn-I'm gonna make you waut till the end of time!!!! MWahahahah!!! Just kidding!

RenaeAurora-Haunted with agony? Now there's an idea! And I know I'm cruel!!! (laughs diabolically)

crazy-inu-chick-Life is not fair my young padawan. Lol!

inuchick06-Almost every reader hated cliffies. And Sessy MIGHT come in the 6th chapter IF people want me to write it.

Kate-You will soon learn why he likes her. I want to keep up the pretense that he thinks she is annoying for a little longer!

Liz-Yay! The chapter feels loved!!!

Fire-Prinncess-051390-Yeah, I'm a werid person, and Sango will come in the next chapter IF people want me to continue writing.

Neko-Yuff16-Lol, yeah, kids are werid like that. They hate you at first, and end up loving you to death.

Liz-You did review, and nope, e-mail thingy not working, maybe because I'm using a Chinese computer, buy seeing how as I'm in China for the rest of the summer, I can't see a solution. I'm very happy to hear that my story is loved. It does my soul good!

Firequeen-You always seem to like the quotes that I do… ARE YOU MY EVIL TWIN SISTER??? Lol!