AN: Well, my wonderful reviewers convinced me to continue writing, so here is Chapter 6. Not much else to say….

Many of you have been asking when Sango will appear. She will make her entrance in this chapter.

Dedicated: To everyone who reviewed and wanted the story to go on.

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Pardon the Parody

Kagome woke up to warm sunlight streaming through her blinds. She felt there was something wrapped around her, but she was still half asleep, and besides, it felt comfortable and good. As she slowly began to fully wake up, and her mind became clear, Kagome had the strangest feeling that arms were encircling her. Mhmmm…. Arms…. It felt really good…

WAIT!!!

Kagome suddenly shot up bolt upright. ARMS?!?!?

And then, it came.

"So… you finally decided to grace me with your pathetic appearance?" A cold, voice drawled.

Kagome spun around and saw Inuyasha lying on the bed with his eyes closed lazily and an evil smirk on his face.

"Y-you… you…. THING!!!" She screeched furious.

Inuyasha kept his eyes closed and let her ran on.

"You probably tried to seduce me in my sleep!!! You perverted cow!!!"

Inuyasha waited for her to take a breath, and then, almost as if he was till asleep,

"You know, you snore really loudly."

"I DO NOT SNORE!!!"

"…"

Inuyasha yawned, which infuriated Kagome all the more. Raising her hand, she brought it down full force at Inuyasha's cocky face.

Inuyasha knew that she was going to slap him. He knew it without even opening his eyes.

Kagome's connected with the soft sheets on the bed. It took a few moments for her mind to register what had happened. Just as she was about to hit him, the idiot rolled over onto his side. Kagome growled viciously and was about to slap him when he spoke again.

"Don't have a home to go to?"

HOME! Kagome cursed as she suddenly jumped up. She had forgotten. Mom, Souta, and Grandpa would be home by now! And they would wonder where she was! In fact, her mom might call the police and grandpa would began to perform rituals. And most of his rituals involved burning her bed.

The door was locked. Kagome spun around. In a tense, strained voice, she asked as politely as she could,

"Inuyasha, unlock this door right now… … … please!"

"Why…?"

Kagome gritted her teeth. She knew he would reply like that.

"Because I need to go home."

"I didn't give you permission."

"I DON'T NEED PERMISSION TO GO HOME!!!!"

"I caught you fair and square. You're my prisoner."

At this point, Kagome was banging her head on the door, quite literarily.

"My family will be worried."

"So?"

"I miss my family"

"And I care because…?"

"THEY NEED TO KNOW WHERE I AM!!!"

Kagome could feel tears coming to her eyes. Stupid tear glands! She sniffed, she couldn't take this anymore. She wanted to talk to her mom!

Inuyasha opened one eye a fraction of a milliliter. He was curious as to why she was remaining silent. Both of his eyes sprung open when he saw that she was on the verge of crying. Inwardly groaning, he squeezed his eyes shut as he tried his best to suppress the guilty feeling that was welling up. Why? Why did this always happen when she was around. It never happened when other people around him cry. The guilt only came when she cried.

Giving up, he growled to her.

"Get ready. I'll take you home, but as soon as we let them know you're alive, we're coming straight back! Understand?"

Kagome blinked. Had she heard right?

'I knew I should've de-waxed my ears last week.' She thought as she hurried to do as she was told.

After a few minutes, she and Inuyasha were speeding down the road to her home, Kagome leading the way, and Inuyasha sulkily following her.

Miroku sighed as he watched the two go down the road. He was alone in the tree house with nothing to do. Well, there was always decapitating more teddy bears that dare to challenge his authority, but that didn't exactly appeal to him right now. He decided to go for a walk in the park. He ate a quick breakfast, after a few moments of thinking, he also finished Inuyasha's and Kagome's breakfast that they'd forgotten.

'Today is Sunday, that mean's there's school tomorrow….' Miroku thought lazily.

"School… that means I need to get a new box of tissues…."

Saying so, he got up and went outside. Miroku squinted as the bright sunlight blinded him for a moment. When he could see decently, he headed down the street towards the tissue store. Half way there, Miroku noticed a V shaped boomerang lying on the side walk. Being the collecting person he was, he leaned down to pick it up and was immediately thrown on his back.

"THEIF!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL FROM ME!!!"

Miroku looked up and saw a girl with long black hair and pretty brown eyes. She also had a really nice derriere. Miroku could feel his hand twitching to grab it, but he controlled himself. For some strange reason, he had a feeling that this girl would really, really impair his body parts if he did anything.

The girl chunked the boomerang at his head, and with a huff, walked away.

Or… at least… tried to walk away.

Miroku could see she was leaving but he wanted to talk to this boomerang, Miroku murdering person. She could leave. He wouldn't let her! With that thought in his mind, he reached out and

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AN: MWAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER CLIFFIE!!!! Sorry….mesa knows mesa is evil beyond all recognition. I have finally brought Sango in. More about her in the next chapter. Not as much funny…. I ran out of funny pills.

GIFT FOR ALL REVIEWERS!!!!!: I have made a present for you guys who review for me. I promised big burgers and hear they are! Go to my profile page and click on the home page thing… It'll take you to the burger! Tell me how you guys like it!

Thanks to reviewers (I got so many reviews encouraging me to go on!):

BloodyPoetry-I love the caps too… brings more emotion into the story!

Liz-I like your advice! And thanks for the compliment… it boosted my inner chi! Lol Yep, you reviewed twice!! I think the short term memory lose pill I snuck into your burger worked!

Kogagal101-I am going to continue to update! And the characters are pleased you like the story!

EbilJo-lol! I couldn't think what I wanted his victim to be, and then I came on the idea as I decapitated my own bear! (ops….I said that out loud didn't I?)

Fainus-Yeah! Cows rock this universe!!! And I'm ignoring flamers from now on!

Sakome-You have no idea how …unusual…my dreams are………

demonchik39-Did I mention I couldn't be killed? Mwahahaha!!! I like the idea of slow torture though… I shall begin stalking you!!! So BEWARE!!!

sakura star-hehe! Make me continue!!!! Nah! I'm kidding! Of course I'ma continue!

Kill-all-Flamers-210-Warn flamers.. now there's an idea… I should put a warning in the beginning of each story! And get Kagome to shout colorful insults!

Insane Puppy-Really happy its funny! I had funny pills when I wrote this! Lol

Kirei Baka Kasumi-Yeah, couldn't think of what to give him, so I just stuck with Hello Kitty!

Sugar-Crazy-Fox-I love my warped sense of humor. It makes me go cow happy at the most unusual times… (I'll leave it to your imagination…)

Amarina-I like things that are a little odd but good, don't you! (I'm listening to Hampster Dance right now!) lol

Anonymous Asian-Sure! Welecome to FF!!! Throws a party… And Be sure to let me know when the story is done! I'll read it!

Icys-I totally agree with you! Cows and decapitated teddy bears rock!!!! Let flamers go suffer at the bottom of the arctic ocean!

inuchick06-The puppy dog face worked! And Sango is definitely going to knock some sense into him. He does need major help!

prettynutter-Have no fear the ball shall always be here!!! (just for you, I'll let that be Kagome's nickname!)

InunBrittany-Yay! I'm so glad to hear what you said! Makes me sing for joy! Audience: Throws tomatos at Lilly

mYjesTikgiRl-Mesa is a strange person too… Mesa goes cow hunting with taking her math test!

PURPLE-DRAGON-IRIS-I AM A GAY CROSS DRESSER!!!!!! LET THE WHOLE WORLD HEAR ME!!! (hehe…ignore what I just wrote…)

max k.p-I am an evil genius who sits in my lab and plans world domination.

Aya Sadaka-LOL!!! I totally see how evil and cruel I'm being to him… (snickers privately)

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crazy-inu-chick-Yes!!! I have at last obtained my own padawan!!! (laughs evilly) All the things I shall teach you!!!!

RavensFollower-aww…but I like your threats!!! No, switch that… I LOVE BEING THREATENED!!!

Lil kat-Thank you! I love intresting things, especially intresting edible things!!!

pinkjingling-Yes!!! Craziness is what makes the world go round!!! (and cows)

Inuyasha's-Sweetheart-Yay!!! For you, fluff shall be in the next chappie!!!!

Angel81-Glad the chapter was good!!! I feel good right now to!!!

JeweledKitsune79-yep…we know the trials of writing… we shall suffer quietly… OH THE PAIN!!!!

Neko-Yuff16-Hmm… haven't thought about that yet… but another factor is going to come bursting in just as they're about to get close.

XsangoX-I love to make people crack!!!! In fact, I even cracked my mom's antique vase!!!

Safreil-yeah, I have more reviews complimenting me! (whipers) Its okay… I love to name inanimate objects too!

DraGonMistress704-Yup…what is up with men and excess gas? You can have Miroku, but you'll have ta fight Sango!

Addanc-TSC-Peace out too dude! Yeah, the pimple part was my favorite!

loverofSesshanu-I HAVE GIVING MORE CHAPS!!! FEEL THE CHAPS!!! BE THE CHAPS!!! EAT THE CHAPS!!!!

bittanybook-You can try to hunt me down… But I shall use wedgie power!!!!!! Audience: ewwww…

InuAngel-Yeah!!!! I shall ignore evil flamers of doom.. and You've given me an idea the next chapter… (looks mysterious)

Nickie- Funny and cute! You gotta love that combination!!! And you can be a funny idiot in your next review!

MichelleAnneSummers-I have updated.. and don't let Kagome hear you quoting her. She'll come after you with all her rubber ducks!!!

tohru Honda-I made you wait for the next chapter anyway!!!! I'm so evil!!! Hehehe!! Kidding! I love all my reviewers!!!

Firequeen-Yeah, pressure point idea was from a friend… she told me that people had pressure points!!!