AN: Yay! Mesa finally get chappie 7 up! Mesa has been very busy, so please be patient with mesa! Mesa still loves you all!!! This chappie has a bit of sess/rin, and well…That's all I'll say.

Dedicated to: Safreil , Neko-Yuff16 , FireQueen , Fainus for reviewing for every chapter! You will get a special burger as soon as I make one! And I'll e-mail it to you!

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Pardon the Parody

Rin looked around the cold sterile office. The walls were painted pure white, and the furnishings were simple, but elegant.

In the center of the room sat a tall, well defined man. Rin smiled when she saw him. Walking towards him, she wrapped her slim arms around his broad shoulders and buried her face in his soft, silky white hair.

"Hi Snowball!" Rin greeted him energetically.

'Snowball' took of his glass and turned to look at Rin. He slight smile appeared on his face as he saw who it was.

"Rin, I didn't expect to see you here this early. Is something wrong?"

Rin giggled. Sesshomaru was always cold and apathetic to others, but to her, he was her fluffy Snowball.

"Nope!" She replied happily. "I visited your brother today!"

"Oh?" Snowball looked mildly interested. "Anything special?"

"Yeah, Inuyasha found himself another girl. A really pretty one this time too!"

Sesshomaru sighed. "I really need to have a good long talk with that brother of mine. He's going to get into trouble with the law one day, and then I'll have to waste money and time."

Rin softly stroked Snowball's hair. That always got him to clam down.

"Snowball, give him some more time. I feel like this time something different will happen."

"…"

"Snowball…"

Sesshomaru groaned. He hated it when she used that nickname. It always made him feel…loved…

"We'll try it your way for a few weeks."

Rin's grew wider. She knew Snowball would eventually give in. Oh the power of love.

After a few moments of comfortable silence, Rin ventured to ask,

"So, what are you doing now?"

"…"

Rin frowned. He only pretended he couldn't hear her when he was really upset. A wicked smile came on her face as she leaned over his ear. She took a deep breath … … …

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Miroku reached out and grabbed Sango's tush as she tried to walk away. The next happened in such a blur, that later, all Miroku could recall was that it had felt nice, soft and warm.

Sango looked down worriedly at the blue haired boy lying down in front of her. She hadn't meant to bash him that hard with her boomerang. In fact, if you overlooked the pervert thing, he was actually kind of cute.

Sango mentally slapped her head.

'Get a grip on your self Sango! This guy is a thief, and grabs your butt and you admire his looks.' She mentally slapped herself.

Sango looked inside Miroku's pockets to try to find some id. All she found was 5 knives, 3 pieces of lint, a half eaten gum wrapper, and a cow. She huffed exasperatedly.

Then, she noticed it. There, on his hand.

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Inuyasha was murdering himself mentally as he followed Kagome to her home. Why, oh why did he let her go home? She'd probably grab a knife and hack at him if he made her go back to the tree house.

It was her tears that had forced him to let her go. Inuyasha didn't get it. What was so different about her tears? Tears were salty and wet. Her tears were also probably salty and wet.

Or were they?

Inuyasha was overcome with a sudden curiosity to see what Kagome's tears tasted like. He quickly leaned over and licked Kagome's cheek, where her tears had dried.

Kagome was happy to be going home. As soon as she went home, she planned to grab a knife and hack his ears to pieces until he gave up and returned to the tree house, without her. This comforting thought was in her head, when suddenly she felt something wet go over her cheek. She squealed, and spun around, ready to slap whatever monster that had dared to touch her. All she saw was Inuyasha looking calculating, as if deep in thought.

Inuyasha sampled the flavor, "Your tears ARE salty and wet!"

Kagome facevaulted. Growling, she began to walk towards her home again. She didn't know why she didn't slap him, she should. In fact, if it was anyone else, they would have had a hand print on their face.

While absorbed in these thoughts, Kagome was surprised to look up and see that they had already arrived at their home. Opening the door, she called out happily, (while moving towards the kitchen),

"Mom, Souta, Grampa, I'M HOME!!!"

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But before Rin could scream 'SNOWBALL' as loud as she could into his ear, Sesshomaru pulled her into his lap and covered her mouth with his hand. Rin struggled for a few seconds, but gave up. Snowball was stronger than her and she knew he would only let go if he felt like it, plus, it felt good sitting on his lap.

"He's coming."

Rin looked up at Snowball's face in surprise. Who was 'him'?

As if reading her thoughts, Sesshomaru continued,

"The CEO of our rival company and his son are going to come here for a business meeting."

Rin blinked.

"His son will be staying at a friend's house. In fact, he'll be staying with a former classmate, named Kagome."

He finally took his hand away from her mouth.

Rin inhaled deeply.

"So, why does it matter who his son is staying with?" She asked curiously.

Snowball mused over this question for a bit before answering.

"It doesn't……………or……at least……….I don't think it does."

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AN: Aha, three cliffies all at once!!!! AM I NOT JUST ASOLUTELY EVIL!!!!! If you want the next chap, give me at least 25 reviews! Also, no one told me if they liked their burger or not… You know, I went through a lot of trouble to make the burger…. Kinda depresses me if no one likes it…. (hint hint)

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THEY WOULD LIKE TO ASK SNOWBALL?

I'm going to interview him, and if you have questions you'd like to ask him, tell me now!

Thanks to my reviewers!!!:

DraGonMistress704-……I have absolutely no clue about the tissue store thing… Just popped into my mind… As for the ghetto, well…its best if I don't say anything on that matter……

demonchik39-Is there really such a thing as spontaneous combustion? It would be cool if a person suddenly disappeared in a flash of flame…

Firequeen-Hehe, I put all that fluffy ness for you! How da ya like his nickname?

Fainus-You shall know what the reaction will be in the next chapter! Sorry for making you wait…but I wanted to thicken the plot in this chap! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!

Liz-NOOOO!!!! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR MEMORY BACK??? MORE PILLS!!! MORE PILLS!!!!

Lindsey-(glares at coco) OF COURSE I CAN DO BETTER!!!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT I CAN DO!!! (wink wink) AND MY STORIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SPECIAL ZING!!!!! (grabs mace, which she still hasn't paid Coco back for)

XsangoX- You know Sango will beat the crap out of Miroku! That's like a classic move!!! Oh how I love the great classics!

Saggitarius's-Finest-Lol! I did that once! I thought I had slept for a few minutes, but looked up and discovered it was already 20 years! And yes, the threats are copy write to yours truly!

Aya Sadaka-Oh yeah, you guessed correct. Miroku and butt grabbing is like a classic move……

crazy-inu-chick-Lol! Your reviews are funny! AND I HAVE UPDATED SOON!

Safreil-Yeah, at first, I wasn't sure what to make her grandpa burn, but my bed told me it wanted to be in the story, so…here it is…

MichelleAnneSummers-LOL!!! I can just see that on his tombstone, and it'll have a picture of him being slappe by Sango!

KOGA'sgurl-HEHEHE!!! I can't get tired of you! You're like a drug! I can't go without you!!! In fact, lets take over the universe!!! Yeah, I love my dreams, they add a bit of color into my life!

inuchick06-The puppy eyes worked! Here's more sessy loving for you!!!

xxxxxxxxxx-cool name! And its fun to kill people with curiosity, but it only works if your name has the letter has the letters, C, A, or T. Lol

InuAngel-YAY FOR SUGAR!!!! WANNA JOIN MY SUGAR CLUB?????

InuyashaShowFanatic-Yeah! The chappie is getting good!!! I love to hear that, makes me feel important!

NmareB4Xmas1223-Lol! Cows are like my idol! Make your friend spend a week with me, and whe to, shall honor the moo-ness of cows!!!

prettynutter-So glad to hear your review! I love all reviews, even if they just say good job! I AM GOING SUGAR HIGH!!!

Addanc-TSC-Hehe, have you noticed that in everyone of your reviews you said peace out dude? Lol! That's so funny and cool! Maybe I'll make Naraku a surfer dude!

Neko-Yuff16-Yeah, have you ever noticed that inanimate things usually have really long names? While real names are short… In fact, I'm gonna change my name… one day…

pinkjinglingYeah! COWS ROCK UNTIL THE END OF THE END OF TIME!!!! (did that make any sense?) AND SO DO FRYING PANS!!!! (why frying pans?)