AN: I know you guys were expecting chapter 8, but I decided to post the interview first. Chapter 8 will come up soon! Thanks a bunch to all my reviewers! You don't have to read this interview, but you can.

Hehe, you won't believe how different China is from America! I'm spending my summer here, and its already been 6 weeks! Yippee!!! (cheers enthusiastically) Though, I'M BEING FORCED TO SPEAK CHINESE!!! AHHH!!! Hehehe, I love it here though…

Anyway, we have a special guest appearance in the studio today! Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Mr……………SNOWBALL!!!

MS: (growls threatening) Don't call me that.

LM: (whines) But you let Rin call you that!!! How come I can't?

MS: Rin is special.

LM: I'm special too!

MS: (mutters under breath) Yeah, special ed.

LM: (tries to pretend she didn't hear) So, Snowball, what is it with your brother and cows?

MS: Don't call me that! And how am I supposed to know why Inuyasha has a fetish with cows?

LM: (taking a detective pose) Did he ever have any childhood incidents with cows?

MS: ……(werid look) No…, well, there was that one time… well, I shouldn't say it…

LM: Oh com–

MS: (laughing insanely)

Audience: (giving MS VERY strong looks)

MS: Oh, what the heck! He accidentally kissed a cow's derriere on a field trip, thinking it was his girlfriend.

LM: … … … and… just how old was he?... … …

MS: That's not all, the cow just happened to release gas when he kissed! (rolls of his seat laughing)

LM: … … …. (trying very hard not to laugh)

MS: (regains composure) Anyway, he was 4 at the time.

LM & Audience: O.O He had a girlfriend when he was 4?

MS: Nope

LM: Then… how…

MS: He had 13.

LM & Audience: 13!!!!!!!!!!

MS: (looking pleased with himself) I had 25 at his age.

LM: (face vaults painfully) What does Rin have to say about that?

MS: (suddenly looks nervous) She… didn't say anything…

LM: …uh-huh…

MS: (looks around studio nervously)

LM: Let's make sure, why don't we? OH RIN!!! WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER A QUEST—

MS: (suddenly covers LM's mouth) SHHHH!!!! Okay okay!!! She doesn't know yet!!!

LM: (dubious look) And…how long have you two been together?

MS: One

LM: One what? One day, one hour, one week, one minute, one month, one year, one what?

MS: One hundred years

Everyone: O.O;;;;

LM: (coughs) Uh…could you repeat that figure please?

MS: One hundred years.

LM: (sputtering) Okay, okay! I can understand you being 100 years old, being a demon and all, but what about Rin?

MS: (simply) I marked her.

LM: (confused)

MS: (sighs at LM's stupidity) I mated with her! Mixed my blood with hers! TURNED HER INTO A DEMON!!!!

LM: (suddenly gets it) Ohhhh….

MS: (bored) Can I go now? I only came because Rin forced me. She said I needed to make a more social appearance.

LM: (pulls out rubber mallet and growls menacingly) Not yet!!! You need to answer a few questions for your devoted fans out there!!! (bangs mallet onto table)

MS: (looking seriously freaked out) Why did I agree to do this? (mutters to self)

LM: (looks evil and ready to use mallet) WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!

MS: (blinks and looks at mallet dangerously) I said sure not problem. I love to answer questions for anno—I mean, wonderful reviewers!

LM: (smiles to self) That's better. Now our first question is from demonchik39. She asks, "if you will mate with Rin when she gets older."

MS: (fuming) WHY DOES EVERYONE FREAKING BLODDY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE?!?!?!?!?! YES, ME AND RIN ARE OFFICIAL!!!!! (burns a hole with his poison claws into the studio walls)

LM: (sweatdrop) You know you have to pay for that right? Okay…Anyway, Firequeen would like to know what the fluffy thing is you wear on your shoulder all the time.

MS: (growling) WHAT IS THE BLOODY PROBLEM???? ITS LONG OVER GROWN ARMPIT HAIR OKAY!?!??!? I KEEP FORGETING TO SHAVE, AND IT KEEPS ME WARM IN WINTER!!!!

LM & Audience: (silence)

MS: (blinks, suddenly realizes what he said out loud) Opps…

LM: (silence)

MS: (giggles, yes giggles to himself and runs out of the room)

LM: (silence)

Audience: (claps VERY weakly)

LM: (cough) Uhmmm… Well folks, you have just read another edition of Lilly's World of Cows! Next week, Lilly vs. Miroku!

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AN: How do you guys like the interview? If you have any questions you want to ask Miroku, better do it now folks! I shall interview him next week! And remember, chapter 8 doesn't come out until I have AT LEAST 25 reviews for chapter 7.