Another note, I will use my own names for some charecters so here:
Medli: Bird Girl
Komali: Bird Boy
Makar: Marker
Tingle of Possesed Soul
Chapter One: Catnip Smokes
Tingle standing on his tower smoking a large cigar filled with what apears to be catnip. Knuckle and David Jr are staring at him with mixtures of discust and envy on their faces.
Tingle: Wooooaaaaa! Where did you guys get this stu stu stu stu… what's the word? Oh. Yeah. Stuff. Yeah, where did you guys get this stuff?
David Jr: I found it in your basement, sire.
Tingle: Oh my Lord! I have a… a…
David Jr: Basement?
Tingle: Sh sh sh sh shut up and work.
David Jr: Jerk.
Tingle pulls out shotgun.
Tingle: You want to say that to my my my face?
Tingle shoots randomly, almost shooting Knuckle in the head.
Knuckle: Why do we do this labor anyway? Do you really think this is a tourist attraction your highness?
Tingle is barfing endlessly over the side of the tower. When he finishes he pulls out eight catnip smokes and lights them all at once in his mouth. Meanwhile on Dragon Roost, the bird people see lots of smoke to the west.
Quil: OMG! Smoke on Tingle Tower! I was supposed to get drunk there on Saturday. It can't be killed! Unless Tingle's smoking illegle substances.
Bird Girl: Let's go there with an unnecicary amount of bird cops.
Bird Boy: Shut up hoty.
Quil: Shut up bird boy.
Rito get lots of birdies and go to Tingle Tower.
Knuckle: There's cops here!
Tingle: cccccccooooopppsss?
Quil: Hand over the catnip smokes or you go to jail.
Tingle: Thththis is catnip!
David Jr and Knuckle hide.
Tingle: My smokes!
Tingle pulls out a shotgun and whacks Bird Girl over the head. A bullet is accidently fired and it kills Link's hat.
Link: My fav hat!
Link starts crying.
Ritos take Tingle to Windfall jail.
Link: I'll go back to Outset… my hat! Sob sob sob!
End of Chapter One
Hope you liked that. Chapter two should be up in at least the next 2 weeks. Sorry it was so short. They'll all be like that but it'll be funny.
Feere Gorone, exalted wind mage of Hyrule, signing off.
Ps: plz review. I don't care if you hated it but plz review.
