AN: Here is chapter 8. Really sorry about the delay, I went to Xi'an for 5 days. I tried to update before I left, but the site was in read only mode.

Dedicated to : Liz, and Tohru Honda for sending me my first two ever fanmail!!! I love you guys!

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Pardon the Parody

Sango couldn't believe her eyes when she saw what was on Miroku's hand. How dumb could an idiot get? Well, according to what she was looking at, very stupid. Miroku had writing on his hand in permanent marker:

To any females,

Will you please bear my child?

To any males:

I live in the tree house, the big one. If I am found unconscious, please put an ad in the papers asking females if they will bear my child.

Sango blew out her breath impatiently. Well, there was only one really 'big' tree house around here. She hauled him up by his hair and began to drag him there.

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Kagome was waiting for family members to rush upon her and smother her with love and questions. She waited, and waited. After a few minutes, she was still waiting. No one came. Momentarily confused, she was surprised when she heard her mom's voice.

"Kagome! Did you burn up the house??? Is that why you are ignoring my calls? Anyway, we have decided to stay fro a few weeks. Apparently, my friend has farm with many cows and other animals and invited us to stay for a while and learn about farm life. Be good and remember to change your underwear!"

Peeking into the hall, she saw Inuyasha staring at the answer machine blankly. Kagome groaned inwardly. He knew about her weird family and now…

"So ball, lets go back to the tree house now."

Kagome bristled. How many times did she have to tell him NOT to call her that? A few milliseconds later, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten the butcher knife in the kitchen. She quickly turned and started to walk back, desperately hoping Inuyasha wouldn't suspect anything suspicious. Too late.

A pair of arms wrapped themselves around her waist and stopped her in her tracks. A second later, she was thrown over Inuyasha's shoulder and being hauled out of her house.

"INUYASHA!!! PUT ME DOWN!!! I CAN WALK FOR MYSELF!!!"

"Feh! And let you splice my beautiful ears into pieces? Not on your life, ball!"

Groaning, she mentally whacked her self for forgetting her knife. How could she forget? So, here she was, going back to that dreaded place where the gay, cross-dressing, peverted cow lived.

In a few minutes, Kagome and Inuyasha arrived at the tree house, only to see a girl hauling an unconscious Miroku up the rope ladder. Inuyasha growled angrily, Miroku might be a bit…odd, but he was one of the few friends, he could bear to be with for more than 3 minutes. He was about to rush up the ladder, when he heard Kagome gasp. Turning around, he blinked when he saw Kagome looking at the girl laughing her head off.

"Sango! Is that you helping that perverted cow? Sango who said that she wouldn't let a guy touch her ever!" Kagome called up the ladder, grinning a million watt smile.

Sango looked down and grinned too, when she saw Kagome.

"Oy! Kagome! Is that you standing next to a premature old age guy?" She yelled back.

The two girls grinned. They were in the same boat. Kagome began to follow Sango up the ladder.

Inuyasha stared dumbly at the scene in front of him, and Miroku? Well, who knew if he was awake or asleep. But, Inuyasha could have sworn that he saw a smile appear as Miroku's hand crept toward Sango's butt.

In the tree house, the two girls, Inuyasha, and a still 'unconcious' Miorku were sprawled out on the bed. Technically, Kagome and Sango were on the bed, Inuyasha was on the chair glaring at Sango, and Miroku was hanging lopsidedly on the beanbag couch.

"Wow! Kagome how did you get here?" Sango asked excited.

"Eep! I was kidnapped by him!" She gestured towards Inuyasha.

The two girls carefully sneaked a peek at Inuyasha who had his eyes closed and was desperately trying to ignore the conversation, or at least act like he didn't care. His ears were suddenly pierced by a loud pitched squeal. He opened his eyes to see 4 hands grabbing at his ears.

"WHAT THE—"

"Wow!!! KAGOME HIS EARS ARE SO SOFT!!! ARE THEY REAL???"

"I'm not sure, give them a good yank and lets see!"

A second later, Inuyasha's ears, apart from being severely abused, were being yanked on. This was enough. If he had to endure a second more of this, this, this torture, he would jump off a cliff.

Growling menacingly, he stalked out of the room, but not before dragging Miroku out as well.

After the door was shut with a bang, Kagome turned to Sango and asked her to tell her part of the story, and the two friends fell into happy chatter.

Inuyasha, on the other hand, was grumbling and growling as he rested on Miroku's bed. He had thrown Miroku into the closet. Tons of questions were randomly going through his head. Who was that other girl? Why was she dragging Miroku up the ladder? WHY IS MIROKU UNCONCIOUS???

Ack, too many thoughts…brain…overload…need…to…reboot… Those were his last thoughts as he fell into blissful sleep.

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Rin waited patiently for Sesshomaru to finish him work. Being the CEO of a big and successful corporation took a lot of hard work. They were going to have dinner together, and then, Sesshomaru would take her to the new, and just opened amusement park. An idea suddenly struck Rin.

"Snowball?"

"Hmmm?"

"Can Inuyasha and that girl he found yesterday come with us? And maybe Miroku too."

Snowball looked up, surprised. This was quite an unusual request.

"Why do you want to do that Rin?"

Rin blinked, well, at least he didn't say no outright.

"Not to dinner with us, but can they come to the amusement park? I want to get to know them better."

"…"

"Snowball!!!"

Sesshomaru made the mistake in looking up. Rin had on her most desperate and always successful puppy dog look. Groaning, Snowball gave the only answer he could, while see that face.

"Sure."

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Inuyasha was awakened by the sound of the phone. He tried to get up, but his body felt so heavy. As he slowly awakened, he noticed a big blur of blue on him.

"GREAT ROARING COWS OF THUNDER!!!" He yelped as he realized what it was.

Miroku was sitting on his stomach, Indian style, and had his eyes closed. His fingers were poised, with the middle and the thumb touching.

Then, he moved, placing his index finger to his lips, and whispering,

"shush Inuyasha, lest you disturb the spirits that hover around us."

"GET THE BLOODY BLEEP OFF OF ME YOU BLEEP BLEEPITY BLEEP!"

Miroku sighed, before finally opening his eyes and rolling off.

"You better get the phone Inuyasha."

Inuyasha got off the bed and grumbling about cows and stupid cow spirits, he answered the phone.

"Hello?"

"Hello Inuyasha."

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AN: Yay! Another cliffie!!! I love cliffies don't you! Oh, sorry of this chap sucked. I've got a writer's block and I need to hack it apart. Also, I won't be able to update for at least a week. I'm going to Xian, and I can't take the lap top, so sorry about that.

Thanks to reviewers:

crazy-inu-chick-hehee, I'ma make them wait for the fluff. First, a few twists and pretzels

Liz-NOOOO!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT REVIEW!!!!!

kogalover-Hey, if your girlfriend was crying because she's homesick, what do you do?

demonchik39-Yes! At least someone loves my burgers!

EbilJo-I love randomness, and sess and rin are a couple in this.

iamellaNOT-I know!!! I love to be evil and do evil things!!! Mwahahahaha!!!

Aya Sadaka-YEAH!!!! PENGUINS ROCK WITH COWS!!!! YAY!!!!

DraGonMistress704-Uh…good question…I have no clue. Maybe it's a really big pocket?

tohru Honda-I love ice cream!!!! ICE CREAM POWER!!!!

Saggitarius's-Finest-Oh yeah, insane genius are all over the place.

Safreil-Just seeing you name makes me smile! Put a smile on!

inuyashas girl-…was it that funny? AND I HAVE GIVEN YOU MORE!!!

Firequeen-You have seen what happens next.

Fainus-O.O Waoh! HOW did YOU know that?????? Yes, they are!!!!

Neko-Yuff16-Idea was inspired by a friend who drew a pic of him licking Kagome's face!

pinkjingling-Now that you mention it, frying pans are a great weapon. Goes to try it out on her cows

InuAngel-Hehe! I wanted a nickname that wasn't used before, so it would be absolutely original.

InuyashaShowFanatic-Yes!!! I totally agree. Evil is the best ever!!! Hope you're having fun camping.

KOGA'sgurl-Yeah! Great idea! Let me go and take over a radio or tv station right now!!! Much luv for you too!

Cherie-Of course!!! I want them to be nicer to each other too, but not…that nice…

Sakome-Yay! I appreciate what reviews I get! AND POWER TO THE COWS!!!

HunnyBunny-That's what my friends call me, insane. I don't think I'm insane at all!

Tasha3-Yup! Miroku has a cow in his pocket!!! And I have 20 cows!!!

RenaeAurora-My insane muse is ignoreing me for stealing her cow underwear, so its not to insane...