AN: Here is Chapter 9! We will have some plot development, and some MAJOR fluff in the next chapter. Updates are gonna take a bit longer, cause I'm working on two stories now. If you like Harry Potter, check out my other story, Dark Fantasies.

Dedicated: TO DA MOOSE'S BUTT!!!!! MOSSY-POO!!!!!!!!!

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Pardon the Parody

"Hello Inuyasha"

Inuyasha's eyes widened.

"You!"

"Yes, Inuyasha. I'm coming back."

"Why?!"

"Why, I miss you of course. Can't I see my boyfriend?"

"EX-boyfriend" Inuyasha growled into the phone.

"tsk tsk. So cold. I'm coming back love, and you can't keep away from me."

"Watch me!"

"I've warned you, love. I will find you, and you are mine.

"No part of me belongs to you, you…"

"Bye love!"

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Inuyasha stared at the phone with a furious look. How dare she! That witch! But a little part of his heart twitched. Ignoring the feeling, he threw the receiver back and stalked off to find Kagome.

Only to be interrupted by the phone ringing, once again. While quickly deciding between chucking the phone to the moon and answering it, he heard Kagome call out

"I'VE GOT IT!!!"

Wincing, he decided just to wait until she came down and told him who called.

He didn't have to wait long. A second later, Kagome, Sango, and … Miroku came running down into the room. Miroku wasted no time as he pounced on top of Inuyasha. Ignoring Miroku, Inuyasha shoved him off and stared at Kagome with a questioning look on his face.

Kagome took a deep breath before letting it all come out in one excited breath.

"Rininnvitedustogotothatawesomenewamusementparkthatjustopenedandissoveryveryverycool!!!!"

Inuyahsa blinked.

"Huh?"

Sango laughed and translated,

"Some person called Rin invited us, meaning you, Kagome, Miroku, and me to the new amusement park that just opened!!! The one with all the new rides!!! The one that Kagome and I have been wanting to go to for ages!!!"

Miroku leaned and hooked his arm around Sango's waist, as he said,

"Sango, my darling, if you want to go, then we shall go!"

Sango gave Miroku a weird look. And pried his fingers off her.

Kagome ignored both of them. Turning to Inuyasha, she screamed at him,

"Why are you still here? Go get ready!!! They'll be here any moment now!!!"

Inuyasha glared at Kagome.

"Slow down ball! What makes you think I'll agree to let you go? I know if Rin is going to be there, then so will Sesshomaru. And of Sesshomaru is going, then I'm definitely not going, and if I'm not going, neither are you!"

Kagome gaped at Inuyasha. Never had she heard such a bull headed excuse. And who the heck was Sesshomaru?

Giving him her best, Mr. Don't-Play-With-A-Pissed-Off-Girl-Who-Wants-To-Go-To-Amusement-Park look,

"I want to go Inuyasha! And if you don't let me go, I'll boil you alive in a lake of melted Barbies! See if I won't! My brother has enough of them!"

All the three other people in the room blinked. Inuyasha sighed. Well, when she put it that way, he didn't really have much of a choice, did he?

The group eventually picked themselves up off the floor, where they had all collapsed and went to get ready.

At exactly 7 o'clock, Sango heard a car pull into the driveway below the tree. The next minute, the door bell rang. Squealing happily, she turned to Miroku and did a facevault.

Miroku grinned. "Like my new look?"

Sango heaped up her courage and glanced up at him…Before letting her head fall back down to the floor.

Miroku was dressed in bellbottoms, with platform shoes on. He had mismatched socks, one with a purple back ground, and gold cows, and the other with with a blue background, and Barney printed on it.

His shirt was a Hawaiian shirt, with giant sprays of pink flowers on it, and around his neck was a long chain that had "Bling Bling Yall" carved on the pendant.

"And look at what happens if I push my nose ring!" Miroku told Sango happily.

Sango weakly lifted her head up as 'Barney has a lot of friends' filled the air. Miroku had on hot pink lipstick, a fake ear ring stud, an afro, and a nose ring with a …headless teddy bear at the end.

Groaning, Sango bashed herself for not seeing this coming. She knew what Miroku was like, of course he would do something like this. Too late now, there wasn't any time to get him fixed up. And if Sesshomaru was a grouchy as Inuyasha made him out to be, than he was no the type of person to wait paitiently.

At that moment, Kagome chose to burst in on them. She took one look at Miroku and went right back out the door.

"Great! Now Inuyasha will know too!" She grumbled to herself before dragging Miroku out.

When they reached Sesshomaru's limo, he took one look at Miroku and the first words he said were,

"No, not in my car!"

Sango moaned. How did this happen?

Luckily, Rin leaned over and whispered something into Sesshomaru's ear. After a few moments, Sesshomaru growled at Miroku,

"You can some, but lose the hair."

"NOO!!!! NOT MY FRO!!!! HOW CAN I BE A PROPER HIPPIE WITHOUT DA DO?"

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Sango gave Miroku a pleading look and he felt his insides turn to mush. This has never happened before. Miroku had never had his insides turned to mush before, especially by a girl. Guy, maybe yes, but not a girl. What ever Sango did to him though, it worked and Miroku relented. The wig came off, reveling he had dyed his hair hot pink. And then he pulled that wig off to revel his real hair.

Laughing, everyone got in the car and happily chatted away, getting to know each other better, as Snowball drove away.

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A male and a female got off the plane. The male turned to the female.

"Its been so long since I was last here, I'm surprised to see that almost nothing has changed."

"Yes," the female replied. "Everything is still the same."

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AN: I'M DONE AT LAST!!!! Yeah, crappy chap, but I'm really exhausted. My cuz woke me up at 4 in the morning to go jogging. She must be out of her mind…Anyway, like I said, read my HP story and review!

Note: Many asked when the Miroku interview is coming out. I'm waiting for 300 reviews, and will celebrate by airing the interview. Until then, keep the reviews coming, and feel free to ask Miroku questions!

Thanx to my wonderful reviewers!:

demonchik39-Yes! I will read Sanity! Promise! Just give me a bit. I'm exhausted and ready to collapse…

DraGonMistress704-My brain is tired too, but I'll take it as a compliment. I like compliments.

InuPuffball999-Glad you think that! Having fun is important, especially when reading!

InuyashaShowFanatic-Ugh…Writer's block sucks…My muse must hate me…I knew I shoulda given her happy pills.

InuAngel-hmmm I like suger high goddess.

FiReFaIrY14-O.O Wow! Talk about major cliffie hating! I didn't have a big cliffie this time! So love and adore me!!

aZn-DiViN3-bLeU-Hehe! I love how Miroku acts in my fic…He acts…different…hehehehe

Fainus-bleep bleepity bleep cows are the absolute best!

crazy-inu-chick-I will have lotsa fluff and pretzels in the next chapter! Garunteed! Just for you!!!

saber-kon-I LOVE INUYASHA'S EARS TOO!!! AND THEY ARE ALREADY STOLEN BY ME!!!

Kirei Baka Kasumi-Hehe! Thanks! You just gotta love Miroku…

Safreil-Oh yeah…Poor Sango. One just has to pity her with a person like Miroku…

RenaeAurora-You know, you can die laughing…That's how I would like to die…laughing…

Neko-Yuff16-I've updated soon! And don't roll on the floor, roll on the couch!!! Mwahahaha!!!

KOGA'sgurl-Big huh? How about mega big? And we can start with radio Disney!!!!!

Prepare For I Am The Sugar Kitten-Lol! I love your nickname! So long and creative. I will be waiting for more reviews from you, Prepare For I Am The Sugar Kitten!

Eternalhappiness-Yay! I've updated soon!!!

prettynutter-Happy that you liked it! I liked writing it! lol!

xxxxxxxxxx-Well, Kikyo might be a little over obsessed, but no bashing…at least…I hope not…Not a lot anyway, and Kagome will start to like Inuyasha in next chapter.

kagomehigurashi12-You just gotta love it when the cows start roaring!