I am so sorry for the many month delay! I have actually got up to eleven chapters written, but I can never find time to type them up. I'm sorry, but I forgot to tell you in my glossery of characters an important person, so here's the updated version:
Medli: Bird Girl
Komali: Bird Boy
Makar: Marker
King of Red Lions: Red Lion Guy
On with the humor!
Tingle of Possesed Soul: Chapter Three: Tingle Possesion
Link sailing north to Windfall Island with the wind blowing south.
Beedle: Hoy! Buy something!
Link: No.
Beedle: Bye!
Link: What an ass.
Red Lion Guy: Why don't you play ballad of Gales, or at least make the wind go north?
Link: And go to all that trouble?
Red Lion Guy: We're not moving at all! In my day, kids respected their elders, especialy royals!
Link: Fine, I'll make it go east.
Link makes wind go east.
Link: Better?
Red Lion Guy: No.
Link: Ass.
Link makes wind go south.
Red Lion Guy: Ass.
Meanwhile.
Tingle's in jail and is waiting for Link to bust him out. (again)
Tingle: Rrrrgh! I'm so mad!
Tingle smashes every pot and crate in the room in his rage.
Tingle: Is that a mousehole? I think I can squeeze through here.
Tingle somehow makes it to the picto-box room and sees a gravestone.
Tingle: Is that a gravestone of a fairy? Poor fairy.
Evil looking fairy ghost comes out of the gravestone.
Tingle: Oh! A fairy. Mr.Fairy, will you share your power with me?
Fairy: Heh heh. Sureā¦
Fairy grins evil grin and flies into Tingle.
Tingle: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Tingle's eyes go all red. As of now, when Tingle speaks, it means possesed Tingle, unless specified.
Tingle: Now, I will pay you back, Link! I! The evil ghost of Navi! I will make your life hell! Mwuahahahahahahahaha!
Tingle blows up the jail and teleports to his tower.
Meanwhile
Link: Fine! I'll use the bleeping song!
Link plays Ballad og Gales. Accidently fumbles and teleports to Tingle Tower. Link Sees Tingle climbing the tower.
A/n: Again, so sorry for the delay. What an understatement. Either way please review.
