Interesting fact about this chapter. It was originaly going to be a mini-chapter in a fic of my friend's, but instead it became the basis for this fic. Either way, if you think this is inapropriate, that's too bad.
Tingle of Possesed Soul Chapter Four: Tingle Goes Tinkle
Link is standing on Red Lion Guy, staring at Tingle dancing on his tower.
Link:What the hell's going on?
Red Lion Guy: How should I know? This guy is completely psykotic.
Tingle: Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah! Child slaves, spin me faster.
Knuckle: Yes sir!
David Jr: I'm not even related to you! I came here against my will in a very tragic tale. It all started when…
Tingle: SPIN!
Slaves start spinning. Tingle starts peeing.
Link: This is sickening.
Tingle: Kooloo Limpah! Kooloo Limpah!
Tingle starts peeing faster and farther. Some hits Link.
Link: That does it!
Link pulls out his bow and an ice arrow. Link shoots the stream of urine. Ice follows up the flowing pee until it engulfs the entire island. David Jr and Knuckle jump into the sea.
Knuckle: We're free!
David Jr: Thank you sir Link!
Ex-slaves swim away. Zooplankton are eaten by tiny fishies and the food chain continues until big octos come into the picture. Big octos eat David Jr and Knuckle. Link Plays Ballad of Gales and sails away. A sushi dude comes over and kills the big octo and eats it.
End of Chapter
Next chapter will hopefully be up in a week. Chapter five is by far the funniest chapter in my opinion. What with the Kool Aid and the… you'll have to wait…
