Disclaimer: I do not own milk, kool aid, or juicy fruit.
This is my favourite chapter. It gives me great joy to recit everything in this chapter.
Tingle of Possesed Soul: Chapter Five: Flames and Milk and Kool Aid, Oh My!
Tingle is frozen on his tower. Suddenly, big glowy light comes and Tingle vanishes. Tingle appears in Hell
Ganondorf: So Navi. Is the boy dead?
Tingle: No, Master Ganondork. All that happened is that I peed on him.
Ganondorf: No matter… Hey wait! What did you call me!
Navi flies out of Tingle and he falls down uncontious.
Navi: I called you Ganondork, Master Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Impudent fairy.
Navi: Hey, look, listen!
Navi flies around idioticly in circles then flies back into Tingle
Tingle: I'll go stalk him, Master.
Ganondorf: Go then! And take your idiot host away!
Meanwhile, on Windfall
Link: There, I flew to Windfall. Happy?
Red Lion Guy: Yes I am! Now go buy me something from someone.
Link: Jerkwad.
Link goes over to the eskimo Zunari (who sounds like Apu from The Simpsons)
Link: What can I buy for one million rupees?
Zunari: I am sorry sir. We only sell takky decrative crap.
Link: Could I intrest you in buying takky non-crap from your supplier?
Zunari: No. But I could buy items from you.
Link smiles mischeviously.
Link: Sure. You can start by buying these fire arrows for 10000000 rupees.
Zunari: Do they work?
Link: Yes.
Link hands over 30 non-fire arrows and grins.
Zunari: Show me if they work.
Link takes arrow and lights it.
Zunari: Oooooohhhhh! Fire…
Zunari pokes fire.
Zunari: I'm gonna be a pyromaniac.
Link: I'm not so sure if that's a good idea.
Zunari: FIRE!
Zunari grabs fire arrow and lights all his flowers. Zunari's stand and the café catch on fire. Whole town burns to hell.
Link: AAAAAHHHHHH!
Link runs to Red Lion Guy.
Link: Step on it!
Red Lion Guy: You're the driver. You step on it. Oh, and did you get me something?
Link slaps his forehead. They sail away.
Meanwhile, still on Windfall
Random Guy: Holy Craaap! My house is on fire! Holy crap! My cardboard box is on fire! Holy craaaap! The IRS came for my burnt box! Holy Craaaap!
From somewhere: Never fear! Milk is here!
A bunch of those people from the milk song come and play their song. They pour one helluva lot of milk on the fire. The fire gets even bigger.
Some Guy: Holy Crap! Whats in that stuff.
One of the milk people walks up to them.
Milk Guy: Well, truth be told, we had to put alchohol in the milk to pay the people on our commercials.
Kool-Aid Man enters.
Kool-Aid Man: Oh Yeah!
The Koolaid man pours the contents of himself on the fire. It gets even bigger.
Some Guy: Whats in that stuff?
Kool Aid Man: I don't know. We just get monkeys to mine out juice crystals.
Meanwhile, On Kool-aid-Monkey-Island
A bunch of monkeys are working their butts off mining.
Green Kool-Aid Man: Work harder slaves!
Random monkey: Boss! Boss! I found one.
Green Kool Aid Man walks over to the monkey and takes the juice crystal. He puts it in a Kool Aid Man with only water in him. The Koolaid Man turns blue.
Green Koolaid Man: Its… Its… Its alive!
Blue Koolaid Man: Oh Yeah! Blue razzberry!
Meanwhile on Windfall
The Juicy Fruit Guy comes over and starts singing. The Lego Mafia comes and kills him.
Tingle appeers there.
Tingle: Damn! The town's on fire. Woah!
Tingle dodges a meteor that came from God knows where.
Tingle: Oh well, there goes Link. Tingle mineons, come to me!
Mineons: No.
Tingle: I'll give you pie.
Mineons: Fine.
Tingle and mineons fly towards Link.
End of Chapter.
A/n Yeah, I thought it was good too. Note: The guy that goes Holy Crap! Sounds like the guy that works at Krusty Burger from the simpsons. Next will be a week or so. Oh ya: Please review!
