Disclaimer: I do not own milk, kool aid, or juicy fruit.

This is my favourite chapter. It gives me great joy to recit everything in this chapter.

Tingle of Possesed Soul: Chapter Five: Flames and Milk and Kool Aid, Oh My!

Tingle is frozen on his tower. Suddenly, big glowy light comes and Tingle vanishes. Tingle appears in Hell

Ganondorf: So Navi. Is the boy dead?

Tingle: No, Master Ganondork. All that happened is that I peed on him.

Ganondorf: No matter… Hey wait! What did you call me!

Navi flies out of Tingle and he falls down uncontious.

Navi: I called you Ganondork, Master Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Impudent fairy.

Navi: Hey, look, listen!

Navi flies around idioticly in circles then flies back into Tingle

Tingle: I'll go stalk him, Master.

Ganondorf: Go then! And take your idiot host away!

Meanwhile, on Windfall

Link: There, I flew to Windfall. Happy?

Red Lion Guy: Yes I am! Now go buy me something from someone.

Link: Jerkwad.

Link goes over to the eskimo Zunari (who sounds like Apu from The Simpsons)

Link: What can I buy for one million rupees?

Zunari: I am sorry sir. We only sell takky decrative crap.

Link: Could I intrest you in buying takky non-crap from your supplier?

Zunari: No. But I could buy items from you.

Link smiles mischeviously.

Link: Sure. You can start by buying these fire arrows for 10000000 rupees.

Zunari: Do they work?

Link: Yes.

Link hands over 30 non-fire arrows and grins.

Zunari: Show me if they work.

Link takes arrow and lights it.

Zunari: Oooooohhhhh! Fire…

Zunari pokes fire.

Zunari: I'm gonna be a pyromaniac.

Link: I'm not so sure if that's a good idea.

Zunari: FIRE!

Zunari grabs fire arrow and lights all his flowers. Zunari's stand and the café catch on fire. Whole town burns to hell.

Link: AAAAAHHHHHH!

Link runs to Red Lion Guy.

Link: Step on it!

Red Lion Guy: You're the driver. You step on it. Oh, and did you get me something?

Link slaps his forehead. They sail away.

Meanwhile, still on Windfall

Random Guy: Holy Craaap! My house is on fire! Holy crap! My cardboard box is on fire! Holy craaaap! The IRS came for my burnt box! Holy Craaaap!

From somewhere: Never fear! Milk is here!

A bunch of those people from the milk song come and play their song. They pour one helluva lot of milk on the fire. The fire gets even bigger.

Some Guy: Holy Crap! Whats in that stuff.

One of the milk people walks up to them.

Milk Guy: Well, truth be told, we had to put alchohol in the milk to pay the people on our commercials.

Kool-Aid Man enters.

Kool-Aid Man: Oh Yeah!

The Koolaid man pours the contents of himself on the fire. It gets even bigger.

Some Guy: Whats in that stuff?

Kool Aid Man: I don't know. We just get monkeys to mine out juice crystals.

Meanwhile, On Kool-aid-Monkey-Island

A bunch of monkeys are working their butts off mining.

Green Kool-Aid Man: Work harder slaves!

Random monkey: Boss! Boss! I found one.

Green Kool Aid Man walks over to the monkey and takes the juice crystal. He puts it in a Kool Aid Man with only water in him. The Koolaid Man turns blue.

Green Koolaid Man: Its… Its… Its alive!

Blue Koolaid Man: Oh Yeah! Blue razzberry!

Meanwhile on Windfall

The Juicy Fruit Guy comes over and starts singing. The Lego Mafia comes and kills him.

Tingle appeers there.

Tingle: Damn! The town's on fire. Woah!

Tingle dodges a meteor that came from God knows where.

Tingle: Oh well, there goes Link. Tingle mineons, come to me!

Mineons: No.

Tingle: I'll give you pie.

Mineons: Fine.

Tingle and mineons fly towards Link.

End of Chapter.

A/n Yeah, I thought it was good too. Note: The guy that goes Holy Crap! Sounds like the guy that works at Krusty Burger from the simpsons. Next will be a week or so. Oh ya: Please review!