I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I said end of the week and I lied, but it's summer, so I can hopefully type all I want. Either way, note: next chapter will be completely un-zelda related and is simply an interlude.

Me: I do not own Link, Zelda, LoZ, strike-all brand matches, Bobobobobobobo gags, or reverse psycology. (Did I spell that right?)

Tingle of Possesed Soul: Chapter Six: Zunari vs Deku Tree

Zunari is somehow flying to the Forest Haven with a firery aura around him.

Zunari: I will burn you, Great Deku Tree!

Zunari arives at the tree.

Deku Tree: Why dost thou cometh to me and mine with hostile thoughts in thine brain?

Zunari: What?

Deku Tree: Go away!

Zunari: No! I will burn you!

Deku Tree: Run Koroks!

Zunari throws "Strike All" brand matches at Koroks. All Koroks get killed except Marker.

Deku Tree: How dare you!

Zunari: Now I'll kill you!

Zunari takes out match and flames the Deku Tree. The fire goes out instantly.

Zunari: What the hell!

Deku Tree: You can't hurt me with that!

Zunari flames the Tree with a lighter. It doesn't work.

Deku tree: I'm made of the wood that doesn't burn!

Zunari emties a whole propane tank on the Tree and lights it. Unaffected.

You can't kill me with fire! Zunari's hood comes off, revealing a giant afro. Zunari is surounded by a firery aura.

Zunari: Oh really?

Zunari flames the living hell out of the Deku Tree.

Deku Tree: No! Vageta!

Zunari:…?

Marker: Ooh… fire. I wanna be a pyromaniac.

Zunari: Then touch the fire.

Marker touches the fire and instantly burns up.

Zunari flames the entire island. Ten minutes later, the entire island itself was falling to a firery grave. And Zunari's carces can be found to this day, with scorch marks all over it.

A/n: There shouldn't be a delay for the next two. You've read and now you review.