I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I said end of the week and I lied, but it's summer, so I can hopefully type all I want. Either way, note: next chapter will be completely un-zelda related and is simply an interlude.
Me: I do not own Link, Zelda, LoZ, strike-all brand matches, Bobobobobobobo gags, or reverse psycology. (Did I spell that right?)
Tingle of Possesed Soul: Chapter Six: Zunari vs Deku Tree
Zunari is somehow flying to the Forest Haven with a firery aura around him.
Zunari: I will burn you, Great Deku Tree!
Zunari arives at the tree.
Deku Tree: Why dost thou cometh to me and mine with hostile thoughts in thine brain?
Zunari: What?
Deku Tree: Go away!
Zunari: No! I will burn you!
Deku Tree: Run Koroks!
Zunari throws "Strike All" brand matches at Koroks. All Koroks get killed except Marker.
Deku Tree: How dare you!
Zunari: Now I'll kill you!
Zunari takes out match and flames the Deku Tree. The fire goes out instantly.
Zunari: What the hell!
Deku Tree: You can't hurt me with that!
Zunari flames the Tree with a lighter. It doesn't work.
Deku tree: I'm made of the wood that doesn't burn!
Zunari emties a whole propane tank on the Tree and lights it. Unaffected.
You can't kill me with fire! Zunari's hood comes off, revealing a giant afro. Zunari is surounded by a firery aura.
Zunari: Oh really?
Zunari flames the living hell out of the Deku Tree.
Deku Tree: No! Vageta!
Zunari:…?
Marker: Ooh… fire. I wanna be a pyromaniac.
Zunari: Then touch the fire.
Marker touches the fire and instantly burns up.
Zunari flames the entire island. Ten minutes later, the entire island itself was falling to a firery grave. And Zunari's carces can be found to this day, with scorch marks all over it.
A/n: There shouldn't be a delay for the next two. You've read and now you review.
