AN: SOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY!!!! YOU ALL MUST HAVE THOUGH I WAS DEAD OR SOMETHING!!!!!! I was getting over jet lag and all that, plus school started as well. I'm soo happy because I got over 40 reviews for one chappie!!!! And to apologize and thank everyone, you will get SUPER LONG CHAPPIE WITH SANGO/MIROKU!!!! Anyway...YIPPIE!!! Here is chappie 11!!! And now...I'ma go visit my cow!!! Enjoy reading!!!

Dedicated to: EVERYONE WHO WAS PATIENT TO WAIT FOR ME TO UPDATE!!! I LUB YOU ALL!!!!!!! PULEAZE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!

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On the Subject of...

Corn.

American corn is better.

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Pardon the Parody

Sango excitedly looked around at all the games that surrounded her. Most were shooting games, or games that required some aiming skills. She grinned, knowing that those would be easy for her. Spotting a Frisbee game, she turned to look for Miroku to call him over...

Only to find him, gazing at a nearby female's butt.

Grimacing, she reached over and dragged a poor complaining Miroku away.

"Awww Sango! What's got you so worked up?"

Sango chose to ignore him.

Miroku grinned as he leaned closer to her.

"Are you jealous?"

WHABAM

"CURSE THE BLEEPITY BLEEP COWS!!!"

He had forgotten about that gigantic boomerang she always carried with her. And now, he was paying for it as he laid on the ground, sporting a nice sized cow egg on his head.

Sango was fuming. The onlookers could have sworn there was smoke coming out her ears and nostrils.

"First of all, it is rude to go around staring at people's butts!!! Second of all, I am not jealous!!! At least not over some stupid overgrown sushi stick like you!!!"

Saying so, she stormed off, leaving him there to his fate, whatever that may be.

Now, you would think by now, Miroku had learned his lesson, but then again, we know how hard headed he can be. He called out after Sango's retreating back,

"I know you're jealous!!! You love me and so does that cute cuddly butt of yours!"

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Her boomerang flew back into her open hand as Sango strapped it back on, and calmly walked away. After a while, the crowd that had formed over Miroku's body dispersed.

One couple said to each other,

"Do you think we should take him to get medical care?"

They looked at Miroku...

"Nah"

And left him.

When Miroku felt like it would be safe to get up, he slowly inched up off the floor, startling several passerbyers as they watch a bruised and bloody body suddenly get up. He gently prodded his goose egg and winced as it throbbed painfully. Dang, that girl had a hard hit... He needed to speak to the TB Mafia counsel and have them review this matter over.

With that thought in his mind, he began heading to a large and purple tent in the distance. As he walked, he kept on remembering the look on Sango's face as she denied being jealous. He could spot denial an inch away, and she was definitely jealous.

'I wonder why?' He mused.

'Is it my manly looks? My handsome charisma? My buff torso?'

As Miroku was doing all his...stuff, Sango had long since gone off on her own.

'I know Rin warned us not to wander off by ourselves, but with so many people around, what can happen?'

She spotted a large balloon shaped purple tent nearby. Having nothing better to do, she went inside to investigate.

Inside, it was dark and the air was heavily scented with the smell of ginger bread. Suddenly, from out of the gloom, a dark and boding voice called out,

"Who's dares to enter the lair of the HPTB?"

Sango blinked. What kind of fair was this?

"...Uh...my name is Sango......"

There was hushed whispering among the shadows, until the voice spoke out again.

"And what do you seek here, Sir Sango?"

"SIR?!?!?!?!?" Sango fumed.

"I'M A BLOODY GIRL!!!! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY EYES????"

There were sudden hisses throughout the tent.

"It's a girl!"

"Throw her out!"

"Cook her!"

"Roast her alive!"

"Then we eat her!"

"Hurrah to that!"

Sango was sweating now. She didn't like the way this conversation was going. She turned to exit the tent, but found the entrance blocked by the largest, headless purple teddy bear she had ever seen. Panicking, she ran blindly into the shadows and was grabbed by several pairs of cottony feeling hands. She reached for her boomerang, but it had disappeared in her struggle. She was roughly pushed into a corner of the tent and tied down. Next to her, she could just barely make out the shapes of people filling a pot with water and throwing bundle of sticks underneath it. What had she gotten herself into?

Miroku spotted the purple tent, which was the home base for the HPTB corporation. Walking in, he noticed the smell of burning wood, as the voice of his leader called out,

"Who dares to enter the lair of the HPTB?"

"It is I! Miroku the Prophesizer!"

There was a mummer of approval going through the crowd.

"You are welcome here! Would you like to join us for dinner? We just caught a nice human girl, who calls herself Sango."

Miroku blinked once, then again, and then finally a third time as a thought entered his head.

'Don't I know someone named Sango?'

Then, the truth hit him like a roaring cow. The HPTB had caught Sango and were going to eat her! Beautiful Sango with her cute derriere and her quick to flare temper. No! He couldn't let them do this to her! In fact, he was going to save her! And in return, she'll love him so much that...

Well... maybe he was thinking to far ahead. First things first, he had to get her out of here or she'd be sushi, or humanshie.

"I'm going to go wash up for..uh..supper." He told the socializing crowd. A few nodded, but most ignored him and continued their conversations among each other. Miroku edged toward a flap, that separated the tent into halves and when no one was looking, he slipped through. Or at least, he thought no one was looking.

Finding himself in the dark, he called out softly, "Sango!!! Are you in here? I know you can't resist my manly charms and sex appeal!"

He was answered with a relieved sounding gasp and a, "Miroku! I'll kill you when we get out!"

He grinned. Yup, it was dear, sweet Sango alright. Hearing one of her threats was like coming home to a warm dinner after a hard day at work.

He walked in the direction of where her voice had been coming from.

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THIS IS NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE!!! THE CHAPTER IS NOT OVER!!! KEEP READING!!!

Okay, like I stated, the chapter still has a little way to go, but this was the only way I could think of to get my reader's attention. I am looking for someone who knows how to CG to do cover art and someone to do illustrations. If you would like to help me out and support the story, please e-mail me, or post it in a review. Thank you!

ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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Sango's eyes nearly teared as she saw the dim outline of Miroku heading toward her. She had started to doubt if he would ever come. But they didn't have time for sappy reunions.

Miroku hurriedly untied her and together, they slipped out an open flap and into the busy carnival street, causing many surprised looks from the passer byers. Walking as fast as they could without running, they didn't stop until they reached an open space, where it was too loud to be overheard by others.

"I think we should be safe here for now," Miroku stated, looking around.

"Um...Miroku?" Sango asked timidly, not making eye contact. "I think you can let go of my hand now."

Miroku looked down, and turned to the shade of a radish. He was holding Sango's hand tightly, and he hadn't even noticed it. Quickly, he dropped it, but for some odd reason, he didn't really want to let go of it.

"So..." He said, just cause his mind wouldn't work at the moment and give him some witty phrase.

"Thanks" Sango said it so softly, she wasn't sure if Miroku could actually hear her, but, she felt something warm touch her cheek, and she looked up to stare into Miroku's dark blue orbs.

Miroku gently touched Sango's cheek. She was really very beautiful. He didn't know why he never noticed until now. Or maybe he had noticed, but she just seemed golden right now. He knew right away in his mind that he wanted to stay with her forever, to protect her, and to watch her throw her temper tantrums.

Making a daring move, he quickly leaned down and caught her lips with his own. They tasted sweet, like pineapples.

Sango's eyes widened as her mind tried to comprehend what had just happened, but in truth, it didn't have to do anything, the mind could leave this job to the heart. Slowly, she relaxed. She had never ever kissed another soul before, much less a male, but, it felt so right, like it was destined to be.

When she finally broke away for air, Miroku just looked at her, a cocky grin on his face. No words were needed to express how the two felt, it was obvious from looking at their faces that they were in love.

"I knew you loved me, you and all that wonderful behind of yours! Didn't I tell you, that you were jealous?"

Yup, Miroku never would learn his lesson. Sango's hand came flying at his cheek, only to hit air.

Ducking Miroku laughed.

"You'll have to move faster! I'm starting guess what your next move will-"

He was cut off as Sango's foot went whamming into his stomach. Grinning, Sango leaned down, over that hunched Miroku.

"You'll never be able to learn all my moves."

Miroku simply groaned, but Sango could tell it was fake.

"I have a question Miroku, what is the HPTB?"

Miroku opened on eyelid sleepily.

"Give me a kiss and I'll tell you."

"MIROKU!!!"

Closing his eye, he replied in a noncaring manner,

"Alright, no kiss, no answer."

Sango groaned. There really must be something wrong with her. Leaning down, she gave a quick peck to Miroku.

"Will you tell me now?"

With his eyes still closed, he answered,

"Headless Purple Teddy Bear."

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AN: How'd you like it? There were a few complaints that the Inu/Kag chappie didn't have enough fluff, so I added more in this one. See how much I lub you! A few announcements now:

1. School has started, and I am officially loaded down, so expect updates to take a while.

2. I will get the Inu interview as soon as I have time to type it all up.

3. As I mentioned earlier, I need CG artists who sill do cover art and illustrations. If you can do this, or know of anyone that would be willing to do this, contact me by e-mail of leave a review.

4. I am on the watch list of over 50 people (Yay!!! You all rock!). Which means, I will expect at least fifty reviews before I continue with the story.

Thanx to reviewers:

demonchik39-I got the poopie thingy from an e-mail sent by a friend. Lol! Hope this chap was closer to bringing a tear to your eye!

Kagome2691-I will definitely check out your fic! Because I love yu-gi0oh! Especially Bakura!!!!! And yes, I know that the two demon brothers are hot...BUT SESSHOMARU IS MINE!!!!!! Lol!

Liz-Hmm...cutting of their heads...I should try that every now and then. May be practice on my brother! (and yup, you reviewed twice again! Lol!)

Fainus-I just love to put a smile on people's faces, and I know what you mean. Everyone has got their bad days, but a good story'll cheer you right up!!!!!!! Happy Happy Happy!!!!

azn.viet-Thank you! Sorry about the long update though...DON'T KILL ME!!!!!

Demonchild93-Woah, your name is really similar to another reviewer of mine! Her name is demonchik39!!! And thanks for the compliment! I love to bring a bit of laughter to this world! Lol! And cows are just cool like that!

Strawberrie Bunny-Hehe! I love pie!!!! Pie rocks! My fav is pecan pie!!!

azn-xoxo-Hehehe...You have no idea how many times a day I hear that...But weirdness and funniness is what makes that world go round! Next to gravy of course!

Kirei Baka Kasumi-Well, Miroku has a lot of interesting things, and as for Inuyasha, well, I guess you'll just hafta wait for his interview won't you? Hehehe!!!! I'm so evil!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Electric Venom-Yay!!! I am brilliant!!! Feel the brilliance!!!! Taste the brilliance!!! Be the brilliance!!!! (now you know why my friends don't compliment me too often!)

Kawaiidustbunny-I lub you name! Dust bunnies are cool! There's like a million of the under my bed! Lol!

Divine Wolf-Yup! Every author has her own groove! I am unique unto myself!

KgR-R1/2IC-IyR-Hmm...MirokuhyperknifeTOTAL HYPER DESTRUCTION!!!!!!

Blueice anime gurl-Hehehe! That's my plan. Make everyone laugh so hard, they'll die laughing!!!! Feel my insanity!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

pinkjingling-Yeah! Microwave a watermelon!!!! And commit world destruction! That's a great way to spend your afternoon!

saber-kon-Sesshomaru is mine!!!!!! And he won't have doggy ears, he'lll have cat ears!!!!! Cause he's shexshy like that!!!!!

loverofangelus73069-Yup! I love my creativity too! And cows are actually my thing, cause I love cows!!!!!!

Neko-Yuff16-Oh yeah!!! We can't have Inuyasha being mean to his special girl now, can we? :)

kagomehigurashi12-Inuyasha was calmly walking down the hallway in school one day, when he gets glomped by Miroku. That was the start of a beautiful friendship!!!

InuyashaShowFanatic-Woah! You sound really hyper!!!! I'll join you!!!! LALALALALA!!!!! HYPER HYPER BUNNIES LIKE TO CHACHA!!!

Kage Taijiya-Hehehe!!! I'm BA-CK too!!!!lol!

I OWN ALL-Da bomb! I haven't heard that compliment yet! You get a snack for being so creative!!!

Reallyconfused-(suspicious look) What have you got against the cows huh? Cows are cool!!! They rock my world!!!!!

Prepare For I Am The Sugar Kitten-Okay, first things first, I LOVE YOUR TOES!!!!!!! (coughs) Sorry, just had to get that out, and you were the lucky reviewer! Hehehe!

Crystalz Tearz-Thank you! I'm glad you like it! I have fun writing it too!

InuyashaJunky-Oh yes!!! Can you feel the fluff tonight????

Angel-of-Darkness69-Yeah!!! I love encouragement!!! It inspires me!!! Thank you for your encouragement!!!!

Sakome-I will try to remember your question...I got sooooo many, I'm starting to lose some of them to the question monster, my amnesia...Lol!

crazy-inu-chick-Hahaha!!! What can you say now???? I have given you fluff!!!! Lotsa fluff!!!! You will be buried in fluff!!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!

KOGA'sgurl-That's right, I'm a corrupted genius!!! And by barbies, I mean both!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Feel the joy of Barbies!!!!!

BlueMiko-Two words: I UPDATED !!! lol! I love your review!!!

inulova4lyfe-I will put that in the interview! Count on it!!! Only 25 people have asked me that same question! Lol!

InuYashaLover-08-Oh yes, Kikyo will be rejected!!! There can only be one cow for Inuyasha, and its Bessie!!!

Pinkpig309-I'm glad the story was funny! I love to write funny things!!!!

Mahanino-Hehehe! I have heard your plead and updated!!!! And cows rock to the end of the earth!!!!

NMareB4xmas1223-Hehehe! That happens to me too! I'll be at a sleepover calmly sleeping, and suddenly jump up and start laughing like mad, then fall start to sleep again! Lol! Scared the heck outa my friends the first time it happened!!!

prettynutter-Hehehe!!! Have some more sugar!!!! (sprinkles saltonto prettynutter)

Bent-not-Broken-At least your hamster peed in her cage, my dog peed on my carpet...-- And many many people tell me they have severe attacks from reading my fic!

TohruHonda1D-Yeah! My sotry rocks!!! That just raises my self esteem like, a hundred percent!