The Puberty Talk
I hope you enjoy the humor!
WARNING: A lot of perverted-ness, and some swearing… Little kids remember, curiosity kills the cat! This is only for teens to readand higher!
Make sure you enjoy the very little romance too! Reveiws!
Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Rock lee, Kiba, Shino, Kankurou, Chouji, Neji, Dosu, and Gaara all sit in the small room, with the small Television. The girls Sakura, Ino, Ten Ten, Hinata, Temari, and Kin sit in a different room with.. of course, a small Television.
Naruto: Oh I can't wait to watch 'the video'!
Kankurou: I know! The best part about it is when it shows the girls… NAKED!
Chouji: I'll watch as long as there is potato porn… he he he…
Neji and Sasuke: Grow up you retards! It's just a Growth and Development video!
Dosu: I don't really agree Sasuke and Neji… Because when I was a young boy, I would always hide in Kin's room and try to see her naked! (Long Silence) …. She always caught me… so I never got a chance to see what's under female clothes….
Gaara: …
Naruto: Gaara… You'll end up liking this type of stuff one day! So cheer up!
Gaara: I like sand…
Naruto: Uhh… Okay…
Rock Lee: What exactly are you guys talking about?
Shikamaru: From what I've heard from these perverts was nothing but Naked Woman and Booty shorts…. On the other hand though, I prefer to be on the mature side…
Naruto: What the hell are you talking about Shika! Temari told me you Saw her in the shower!
Shikamaru smirks…
Shikamaru: It was a damn accident okay!
Naruto: Who cares about accidents! What did her boobs look like… were they huge! Or is she a flat-chested?
Kankurou: Why the hell are you asking about my sisters boobs, and why did you look at her boobs Shika!
Shikamaru: Listen it was a small accident in my plan…
Kankurou: what pl-
Kakashi: Everyone be quiet! It's time for the video!
Kakashi puts the video in and then leaves the room to his studies…
2 Hours later after disturbing moaning sound effects
Naruto: YAAAAAAAAAAA! THAT WAS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN!
Sasuke grins: That… That was… nice…
Neji: Indeed… But...I think I have the courage to ask Ten Ten something now…
Shino: Do ladies like bugs! If you guys no any ladies that love bugs call me and hook me up with her!
Dosu: That was so pleasant, especially under the shirt…
Kiba makes loud whistling sounds and barks: That was AW ROOOOO HOT!
Chouji: That sucked as big as that last turd I took after eating pumpkin pie! There was no potato porn at all! They could've atleast used celery sticks!
……………Silence…………..
Everyone then stares at Gaara
Gaara: What!
Gaara was making out with a REALLY HOT GIRL made from his sand and chakra…
Kankurou: Gaara you damn lucky…uhhh... Gourd!
Kakashi comes back in…
Kakashi: Okay guys settle down! Especially… eww… uhh… especially you… Gaara
Kankurou: Sorry about that Gaara... It was just an Illusion Master Kakashi...
Kankurou takes the illusion off
Gaara whispers to Kankurou: If you do that again I'm going to do dessert coffin on your nuts and make them implode.
Kankurou whispers back: NOT THE NUTS PLEASE!
Gaara: Just don't do it again... you are lucky that you are my brother...
Everyone starts thinking about Rock Lee
Kakashi: Hey! Where did Rock Lee go?
Everyone starts searching everywhere…
Naruto thinks…
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Some Where in the "Play-Nin Mansion"
Rock lee: HELLO LADIES!
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Naruto: There's a disturbance in the force! Something of the darkside!
Sasuke: Quit joking around, everyone read your mind… How would Rock lee even get it Play-Nin Mansion?
Naruto: uhhh…. Konohamaru?...
Sasuke: What the f-ck Naruto…
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At the Girls Video
Sakura: EWWWWWW!
Ino: Totally nice…..
Kin: Hmm.. I think I'm old enough to have a… boyfriend now…
Hinata: 'Flinch' 'Flinch' … 'Blush' 'Blush'
Ten Ten: I think I need to tell Neji something…
Temari: Only if Shikamaru was here I would…
Tsunade: You guys can stop with the psyched out speech! The video is over… Now who needs to go to the bathroom?
Sakura waves her hand
Tsunade: Alright you can go Sakura… anyone else?
Sakura walks down the hallway to the really big girls bathroom… Opens a stall door…
Sakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rock Lee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!
Sakura: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE YOU LITTLE PERVERT!
Rock Lee: I … I was… afraid of seeing realboobs on the small television in ninja class…
Sakura: Oh the video… AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN REALBOOBS! SHOULDN'T IT ALL BE DRAWINGS!
Rock Lee: Not from what I saw…
Sakura: What ever… I'm still telling Tsunade all of this crap!
Rock Lee: Please don't I'm desperate! I have a wife and kids!
Sakura: You do!
Rock Lee: I was joking…
Sakura:Oh... WELLPREPARE YOURSELF FOR GIRLY EXTERMINATION!
Rock Lee: NO WAIT!
Tsunade opens the stall door and Sakura falls on top of Lee
Tsunade: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING! MAKING OUT IN NINJA SCHOOL IS FORBIDDEN… but it brings back old memories… WELL ANYWAY… WHY ARE YOU TWO ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!
Sakura: He wouldn't leave! I just found him in here too!
Rock Lee starts bursting in tears: It was the PORN!
Tsunade: Excuse me, what did you just say!
Sakura: He means the video that the boys had to watch…
Tsunade: let me see the video
Sakura: I'll bring you to Kakashi…
Kakashi: Where the hell did that piece of green spandex go to!
Sakura opens the door
Kakashi does a James Bond stunt roll on the ground and tries hiding…
Kakashi: Someone hide me dammit! So many people are after my life…
Sakura: It's me master… and Tsunade, and Rock Lee
Kakashi: LEE, where have you been!
Rock Lee flinches
Tsunade: There's no need for you to speak Lee… Now Kakashi, what did you show them!
Kakashi: What! I just showed them the video they were supposed to watch…
Tsunade: Uhhh.. so they were supposed to watch a PORN MOVIE!
Kakashi: What the hell are you talking about!
Tsunade: Let me see the video!
Kakashi hands over the video…
Tsunade: THIS IS FLIRTING PARADISE THE MOVIE YOU STUPID DUMBASS!
Kakashi: Uhh… ehhh… ummm… wow… where did that video come from…. heh….
Tsunade: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THEM THIS MOVIE! I MEAN THERE JUST TOO YOUNG TO BE WATCHING THIS! I BET IT GROSSED THEM OUT!
All the boys: Well… It.. Was… a tempting video…
Tsunade: OH MY GOD KAKASHI! YOU'VE EVEN BRAIN WASHED THEM WITH THIS VIDEO! ALSO WERE YOU WITH THEM AT ALL TIMES?
Shikamaru: Nope, he wasn't at all, he just left…
Tsunade: You are such an idiot Kakashi!
Kakashi: ALRIGHT! I'm sorry class… and to you Tsunade with your orangutan titties…
Tsunade: What did you just say!
Kakashi: Uhh, Class you are dismissed!
Everyone leaves except Tsunade and Kakashi…
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Outside of Nin school
Naruto: I wonder how Kakashi is feeling now…
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Nin School
Kakashi:THAT'S WHERE MY BALLS ARE!
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Back Outside
Naruto: Did you guys hear something?
Everyone: No…
Temari: Hey umm… Shikamaru… can I speak with you for a moment…
Shikamaru: Sure…
Ten Ten: Oh.. yeah… Hey Neji… can I speak with you too?
Neji: Okay…
Sakura thinks to herself… Life is hard, especially to find the one you like most… But… I think I found that great person…
Sakura: Naruto…
Naruto: Eh… Oh Sakura! What do you need?
Sakura: Nothing… Just… thinking…
Sakura Smiles as everyone walks back home happily…. Except Kakashi … lol
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Wait till' next Chapter, "The Relationships and Horror!"
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