Chapter 2: The Relationships and Horror!

I hope you enjoy this chapter! There's also going to be a little more romance in this chapter…

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Back at Nin School

Kakashi: Please Tsunade stop! It's already been 5 hours of torture! Hokage please help me!

Tsunade: I just can't believe you… you showed them explicit material!

Hokage: Quiet down now… The boys have already seen the video… But here's another question… What video did you show the girls Tsunade? And were you with them at all times?

Tsunade: Uhhh… ummm… I was there for a few minutes…

Hokage: Let me see the video…

The Hokage presses the play button…

Television:

Hokage and Kakashi: WHAT THE HELL TSUNADE… A HORROR MOVIE WITH PORN!

Tsunade: That wasn't that explicit… uhh… well…

Hokage: give me the tape; I'm going to burn it!

Tsunade hands over the tapeand the hokage reads it

Hokage: It says "Top secret… don't watch… property of… Konohamaru" ….KONOHAMARU! COME HERE!

Konahamaru doesn't answer….

Hokage: THAT'S IT IM GOING UP THERE!

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Konahamaru's room

Konohamaru hears someone coming upstairs

Konohamaru: Crap! I have to put these away….

The door opens

Hokage: Please explain to me about this video… and what the HELL is in your hand!

Konohamaru turns around and starts blowing…

Konohamaru: uhhh… heh.. it's a balloon…

Hokage: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A CONDOM?

Konohamaru: I don't know… I just went to this shop place and-

Hokage: What shopping place?

Konohamaru:…The…play-nin shop…

Hokage: HOW DID THEY LET YOU IN A PLAY-NIN SHOP?

Konohamaru: the big girls said I was cute…

Tsunade: I sorta agree… he does look cute…

Hokage: Silence Tsunade!

Kakashi whispers to him-self: I should escape now…

Kakashi escapes…

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Outside of Konohamaru's room, and in the Ninja team clubhouse…

Naruto: Alright everyone… WHO'S UP FOR TRUTH OR DARE!

Everyone raises their hand…

Naruto: Who wants to go first!

Ten Ten raises her hand…

Ten Ten: Neji… truth or dare?

Everyone looks at Neji as he studders

Neji: …Dare …

Ten Ten starts to blush

Ten Ten: … I dare you… to… kiss me…

Everyone starts to stare at Neji…

Neji: …I can't Ten Ten…

Ten Ten: Please? Its truth or dare and you chose dare…

Suddenly Neji kisses Ten Ten…

Ten Ten starts blushing at everyone again, while Kiba makes barking sounds, and Kankurou smirks…

Neji: You're welcome…

Ten Ten smiles back…

Ten Ten: Thanks! Now who wants to go next?

Slowly Hinata raises her hand flinching…

Ten Ten: Uhhh, alright… you can go Hinata

Hinata: R-Rock Lee… t-truth or dare?

Rock Lee gets in surprise

Rock Lee: Me?

Hinata nods slowly

Rock Lee: Well… Truth!

Hinata: I-Is it true… th-that… you l-like me?

Rock Lee: Well… I think you're cute…

Hinata nods…

Hinata: O-Okay…

Naruto: Hinata! Can I go next?

Hinata nods again…

Naruto: Hey Sakura-Chan! Truth or dare?

Sakura pauses…

Sakura: …Dare …

Naruto: I dare you to let me kiss you!

Sakura flinches... Then Ino whispers to her

Ino: You really are an unlucky girl! I'm gong to tell every ninja about this!

Sakura whispers back: Biotch…

Naruto: Here I go!

Naruto tries to kiss Sakura… but Sakura uses the replacement technique… with Ino!

Ino: YOU STUPID FAGGOT SAKURA!

Sakura and everybody start laughing

Naruto: Well… at least I kissed someone sexy

Sakura starts laughing even louder!

Ino: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME SEXY!

Naruto: Sexy!

Ino: SHUT UP!

Naruto: Sexy!

Ino: YOU BETTER SHUT UP!

Naruto uses Henge No Jutsu and transforms into Ino… but naked

Naruto: Sexy, Sexy. Sexy!

Ino: THAT'S IT!

Right before Ino was about to kill Naruto, Sasuke jumps in and stops them

Sasuke: You two really need a restraining order…

Ino makes her 'face'

Ino: I'm going next dammit!

Naruto: Alright…..

Naruto poofs back to himself

Ino: Sasuke, truth or dare!

Sasuke: Tru-

Ino does her 'valentine mind take-over' move on Sasuke

Ino/Sasuke: …Dare…

Ino gets out of Sasuke's body, and back in hers

Ino: I dare you to-

Sasuke: I said truth…

Ino: no you said dare…

Sasuke: whatever…

Ino: Alright… I dare you to rip Naruto's arms off, decapitate his balls, and then make-out with me!

Naruto: What the hell!

Everyone looks at Ino as if she's on crack…

Sasuke: Do you really expect me to kiss you, rip Naruto's arms off, and what ever the hell you said?

Ino: Yeah, because your just as sexy as-

Naruto interrupts

Naruto: Sexy! Sexy! Sexy!

Ino Glares at Naruto

Ino: Go to hell…

Ino looks back at Sasuke

Ino: You are just as sexy as me; don't you think we would be great together!

Sasuke: You're just a stupid slut… stupid hippy slut..

Naruto: Good one Sasuke!

Ino then gets mad, puts her arms around his waste, and French kisses him in an instant!

Ino: Now if you don't kiss me now, I'm going to flash you!

Sasuke: Get away from me stupid hippy!

Ino falls… purposely on Sasuke…

Temari: Could you guys go make-out somewhere else? It's my turn…

Ino smiles

Ino: Sure!

Ino drags Sasuke out of the clubhouse, while Sasuke desperately grabs the edge of the door yelling

Sasuke: GUYS! PLEASE HELP ME! SHIKAMARU USE YOUR SHADOW! OR SHINO USE YOUR BUGS! WHAT ABOUT YOU NEJI! NOOOO! ROCK LEE HELP!

Sasuke loses his grip on the door, while Ino walks away and smiles

Ino: Bye guys!

Temari: Uhh… yeah.. bye…

Everybody starts looking at each other to think about what the hell just happened

Naruto/Shikamaru/Rock Lee: Sasuke always was a smart-ass-pimp anyways…

Temari: who should I choose…. Shikamaru! Truth or dare

Shikamaru: Truth…

Temari: Is it true that you saw my boobs in the shower?

Shikamaru: y-yes… and they weren't tempting at all!

Temari: Whatever…. Who wants to go next?

Neji: Hey guys, look out the window…

Everybody sees Sasuke shirtless in his boxers running away from Ino in her bikini…

Ten Ten: Now that's a really bad couple…

Temari: Okay… like I said who wants to go next? Do you want to go Shino?

Shino: No

Temari: Chouji?

Chouji: Sure!

Chouji: I pick… Dosu!

Dosu: Hell no… Truth…

Chouji: Is it true you like Kin, and that you made-out with her…

Dosu looks at Kin… kin glares back… but in a sort of positive way…

Dosu: I like Kin a lot, especially ever since she's been on my team… I've never went out with her… but I do like her, and I'm happy that I do!

Kin smiles at Dosu and everybody starts looking at Chouji… because he fell asleep…

Dosu: Who's going to go next?

Kankurou raises his hand

Dosu: You want to go Kankurou?

Kankurou: No… I think Gaara should go for a try though…

Gaara glares at Kankurou…

Kankurou: Grow up Gaara, I bet you have someone you like…

Gaara: I don't like anyone… and why did you put another illusion up?

Kankurou: What Illusion?

Gaara: The illusion you did earlier you faggot…

Kankurou: It was just a another joke Gaara!

Naruto: That was an Illusion? I thought it was real…

Neji: Sasuke is right… You are a real idiot…

Naruto: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!

Gaara: Could you two please shut up… I don't like anyone… especially you Kankurou…. Remember what I said?

Kankurou: N-No…

Gaara suddenly does dessert coffin on Kankurou's nuts

Kankurou: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A SET OF IMPLODED NUTS!

Gaara: Too bad….

Suddenly, Hinata goes up to Gaara: I like Kankurou…. And I won't let you hurt him, or makes his nuts explode! Besides, I want to have kids with him one day…

Gaara: Why do you like my brother? He's got make up on and has the perverted ability to make skirts go up and see girl underwear using his chakra…

Hinata: Well I think he's cool…

Gaara: But you never know if he could be pulling a trick on you… Like if you guys are making out, you could be making out with scare-crow…

Kankurou: What the hell, I would never do that to Hinata!

Gaara: Well I'm just saying… I know that from experience…..

Naruto: YOU MADE OUT WITH A GIRL BEFORE?

Gaara: Yeah, my hot bloody cuteness is the trick… he he…

Naruto: Can you teach me the trick!

Gaara: I don't think I can you have to have a pathetic f-cked up insane life first!

Naruto: Okay… but do you like anyone?

Gaara: NO!

Naruto: You don't? Why…

Gaara: No one… no one ever like me…

Naruto: Well I think you have a chance!

Gaara: You do?

Naruto: Yeah… Hey Everyone! Did you know there's going to be a dance soon!

Everybody starts listening

Naruto: The Hokage is holding a Dance on Friday! Are you all going?

Everyone says yes except Gaara…

Naruto: I think you should go to the dance! You might get a hot chick and be able to make out!

Gaara: If you say so…

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At the Akatsuki Site… Where Itachi is dreaming…..

Itachi: A dance….

Akatsuki Leader: Yes…

Itachi: I don't know…

Akatsuki: Come on you should go…

Itachi: Why?

Akatsuki Leader: Sasuke will be there…

Itachi: YOU WANT ME TO RAPE MY BROTHER!

Akatsuki Leader: NO! You can talk to him a little about all the bull-sh-t you have done, and say sorry…

Itachi: YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM MY EXPERIENCE WITH VODKA?

Akatsuki Leader: NO GOD DAMMIT! I WANT HIM TO JOIN US TO HELP GET NARUTO!

Itachi: WE ARE GOING TO RAPE NARUTO!

Akatsuki Leader: WHAT THE HELL ITACHI! WHAT ARE YOU ON!

Itachi wakes up

Itachi: I need to go to that dance……

Itachi smiles: and get a hot girl!

That's the end of this chapter! I hope you liked it! Review if you want to! And wait 'till chapter 2 "The Dance with Joy and anger!"