The Dance with Joy and Anger!
I don't know if I should continue making more chapters after this one. I'm not doing this chapter in script format because I was told that I shouldn't. I hope this is just as good as my other 2 chaps! I was originally going to split this chapter into 2, so if it gets boring, read the middle and then on!
Reveiws Pliz!
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At the gym where everyone is setting up the stuff for the dance…
"I can't wait till' to night!" Naruto screams happily out loud
"I can't wait too!" Kankurou replied back happily
"I can't either, I have TenTen!" Neji says while smiling
"Uhhh…. I don't really think I need to wait… I have a tongue down my throat right now…" Sasuke says trying to gasp for air while Ino keeps French kissing him.
"Ino is really starting to f-cking scare me!" Kankurou says while acting scared…
Naruto makes his scared face "Her moms a stripper! I mean, she's like a shotgun, three cocks and she's loaded!" Naruto changes his face and starts laughing like crazy. Kankurou starts laughing like crazy too. Everyone else just stares at them.
"Could you two shut the hell up and help us here! All of us need to work together or the Hokage will cancel the Dance! That joke is really old too!" Temari yells at the two idiots.
"Could someone please… help… me! She…. Keeps… kissing… me!" Sasuke starts crying "She… won't get… off!"
"I know how you feel Sasuke, It happens in my body everyday…the damn bugs keep reproducing… and doing it…. It's crazy… and for some reason my insides feel sticky." Shino replies to Sasuke's cry for help "I guess I'll help you." Shino tries pulling Ino off of Sasuke… but if he tries harder he knows he might accidentally rip her arms will rip off.
"LET GO OF ME!" Ino drunkenly screams
Kankurou goes puzzled and looks as if he's about to laugh, "Ino, what the hell have you been drinking?"
"TEQUILA!…………….. SH-T DID I JUST SAY THAT?" Ino replies.
Kankurou starts laughing, "Yeah you just did dumbass!"
Sakura looks at Ino strangely,"Ino, why the hell do you want Sasuke sooooooo bad? I mean there is no point in liking him if he doesn't like you…"
Ino gets angry, "SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE EVERYONE CALLS ME A-"
Naruto interrupts,"HIPPY SL-T, HIPPY SL-T! I'm sooo sexy, I think I should get high! So I'll get raped to death!"
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" Ino yells back
Temari sighs at everything she is seeing, "You guys are way too disgraceful to be Ninjas!"
Shikamaru looks at her, "I'm disgraceful too?"
"No." Temari replies
Shikamaru smiles back…
The Hokage comes in with a strange look on his face similar too the one you might find on your moms face if she ever sees a Gremlin. "Did I hear what I thought I heard? You all are banned from the dance except Kankurou, Naruto, and Hinata. Those three may invite anyone they want. Good Day you stupid, stupid idiots!"
Kankurou and Naruto start laughing.
Everyone looks at them, "That was Scarecrow wasn't it!" Temari yells out
"No duh!" Kankurou replied back and starts laughing more with Naruto.
Naruto whispers to Kankurou, "We should mess up the dance!"
Kankurou looks at him, "You mean set advance traps and Illusions?"
"Yeah!" Naruto replies back happily with an evil smirk on his face. "This is going to be the best dance of their lives, and ours!"
"Yeah but what about Hinata? I don't want her to get stuck in any of these traps!"
"Don't worry Kankurou; she won't get stuck in any of these traps, I promise!"
Kankurou looks at Naruto and remembers his brother and the painful nut imploding technique, "What about my brother Gaara, and what if I get caught!"
Naruto starts shivering a bit, "I know who can help us… Kabuto!"
"Kabuto?" Kankurou thinks for a moment, "How is he going to help us?"
"He's a good spy and probably will do anything for cash. He almost killed my master Kakashi before too!" Naruto thinks about it still, "I think we should first make the plan on what we are going to do…"
I don't want to tell you what they are going to do, it would spoil the story!
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Dun…. Dun… Dun… The best part in the chapter… the dance!
Every Nin is standing at the door to the great dance, but doesn't realize what Naruto and Kankurou with the help of Kabuto had done in there.
The Nins go inside and the music starts playing and everything is fine.
"Kankurou and Kabuto, ready?" Naruto whispers
They both say yes and turn the power to everything in the dance off. Kabuto then does Henge No Jutsu and turns into Kakashi. They turn the power back on and then they play the boy and girl puberty videos on the plasma screen.
"Hello kids, I have interrupted your dance for this important note. You guys have not learned what a condom is, so I must explain! A condom is a device used to make love the right way and not having to worry about creating a little burden always asking for toys and putting you in debt!" The fake Kakashi then explains more 'in-depth' information about condoms. "Alright what's the square root of a condom?"
"What the hell type of question is that? I can't even answer to that crazy question!"
"Fine, here's a different question, what do you do when you need a condom, but you don't have one. What can you use to replace a condom?"
Kiba raises his hand, "Uhhhh… a dog?"
"Wrong!"
Kiba raises his hand again, "How about a dog on steroids?"
"Are you stupid or something?"
Shikamaru raises his hand, "Aluminum foil?"
"Yeah, that might work, but there will be major stitches everywhere on wrong parts! What is wrong with you guys!"
Ino drunkenly raises her hand, "Sasuke!"
"Ehhh… Ino… You can't use a human-being to replace a condom! Reality check you hippy slut! And please stop drinking Tequila!"
Hinata raises her hand, "W-W-Will a r-r-rubber d-d-duck work?"
"COMMON SENSE PEOPLE! How will a rubber duck work?"
Hinata stutters more, "Y-Y-You c-c-could melt it m-m-maybe?"
"You guys seriously like to scare people! Get real! A Melted rubber duck? I don't want to wake up with a yellow piece of rubber stuck on my nuts, that whenever I squeeze or come in contact with a hot girl, it goes 'Quack'! I don't really want 'quacking' nuts!"
Temari raises her hand, "How about clothes?"
The fake Kakashi looks at everyone stupidly, "It's not going to work. Any more people?"
Choji raises his hand, "How about a Potato chip!"
"Still not going to work thong head!" Kabuto in disguise replies
Naruto and Kankurou keep laughing like crazy up above on the poles.
"This is the best prank ever!" Naruto Whispers to Kankurou
Kankurou smiles, "Wait till' they see what happens after this!"
Dosu raises his hand, "Sound waves?"
"How the hell will sound waves do anything, except make someone's ears bleed!"
TenTen raises her hand, "How about a shuriken?"
"You guys are making me lose it! A shuriken won't work!"
Long silence in the crowd… but then suddenly Gaara raises his hand, "Is the answer to your question… Sand?"
"My god… You guys really do want to kill each other when you are all adults!"
Orochimaru screams from the crowd, "This is pointless you bastard!"
"Orochimaru!" Itachi yells out and instantly makes Orochimaru run away outside.
Fake Kakashi sighs, "There is no answer… not unless you use 10 plastic bags… but that doesn't always work. Not even the smartest Hokage could answer the question!"
Shikamaru instantly raises his hand up in the air desperately wanting to blurt out the answer, "Use Henge No Jutsu on your nuts, and turn it into a condom!"
"I guess that might work."
"Wait! You can just summon a condom instead!"
Kabuto starts thinking if that would work, "That's the answer… I think."
Naruto and Kankurou keep wondering to themselves how Shikamaru answered the 'greatest question in the world'
Naruto questions himself, "How could he solve that question!"
"I know that's like the question of the gods, but now we shall move to the next prank!" Kankurou replies
The fake Kakashi looks up and shakes his head, meaning that the girl's bathroom is complete. He also lets everyone continue the dance, but there continuous slow dances.
"Finally off of Sasuke Ino?" Sakura asks Ino
"I just need to go to the bathroom, and then I'll be back on him!" Ino replies very crazily
"Well I need to go to the bathroom too." Sakura and Ino go to the hallway and look at the signs. They go to the girl's one and find the girl Orochimaru in there
Naruto watches Sakura and Ino as they walk to the bathroom
"Time for a like totally awesome make over! Hehehehe!" Orochimaru says
"OH… MY… GOD!" They both scream at the same time and shut the door. They open it again and find Kakashi in there trying to kiss himself using the mirror singing that I love you song. Instantly they both run away and warn other girls about it.
"Naruto, time for the next prank, they all are slow dancing!" Kankurou smiled
"Finally," Naruto starts laughing
When everyone starts slow dancing with each other Kankurou uses Henge No Jutsu on Scarecrow and makes the doll look hot, next he makes it walk to Gaara and asks if he wants to slow dance. Kankurou hears Gaara from the distance and he says yes.
"It's my turn!" Naruto says with a lot of enthusiasm
Naruto and Kabuto make an illusion that the Girls froze to the boys. Next Kabuto poofs
back into Kakashi and tells all the boys to pull down the girls skirts or they have to leave the dance! The boys do it, then Naruto stops the Illusion and the boys are getting slaps by their girlfriends!
"OWWW!" Screams one Genin
"YOU PERVERT!" Temari yells at Shikamaru
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT NEJI! TenTen screams while more screaming from all over the place goes around
Kankurou and Naruto start laughing
"Guys, I think we should start running!" Kabuto screams
Kankurou looks down and sees Gaara glaring at him, and in a very pissed way!
"My mother would always say to me when I was little: 'don't piss off you're baby brother when he is out of my stomach. If he glares at you in an insanely evil way, your ass is going to be raped. Not Literally though.' "Kankurou says to Naruto
Naruto looks back at him, "Well Frankly, I don't give a sh-t right now. JUST RUN!"
Naruto, Kabuto, and Kankurou both run for their lives… and their nuts… "I better get a good pay for this you two!"
"You will Kabuto, you will, just run!" Naruto replied back trying to keep up with Kabuto's pace. They all suddenly hear sand rushing toward them.
"KANKUROU!" Gaara screams
"My ass won't get raped, my ass won't get raped, my ass won't get raped!"
"STOP WORRYING SO MUCH AND RUN KANKUROU!" Kabuto yells back
Suddenly all the nins block their way
"Kankurou, w-w-why did you d-d-do all of th-th-this?" Hinata asks him angrily, "I'm b-b-breaking up w-w-with you!"
"Okay, I never really did want a girl in my life that sounds like she has a seizer in every sentence that she speaks." Kankurou says while smirking
"Quit it Kankurou, let's just be sorry for this once… before your brother adds our nuts to his collection… and Sakura… I'm sorry for being a jerk… I did the bathroom prank on you and Ino… I'm really sorry." Naruto says truthfully
"BUT HE MADE ME AND TENTEN BREAK UP!" Neji yells out in rage
"YEAH! AND YOU GUYS MADE INO LIKE ME MORE!" Sasuke cries
"How?" Kankurou asks
Naruto Whispers in Kankurou's ear, "Uhhh… Kankurou… I think it was because we made all the boys pull down the girl's skirts and pants."
"O… crap… Where did Kabuto go!" He whispers back
"I think he left us." Naruto whispers
Kankurou replies in a low voice, "O."
"We can here you guys whispering, bakkas!" Kiba says out loud
Naruto starts begging, "Can you guys spare our lives please!"
The intercom turns on with the 5th Hokage's voice: "For some unknown damn reason all your parents got insanely drunk like Alexander the Great-Nin, so you guys will be sleeping here… uhhh…. ehhh…. Goodnight!" The Intercom turns off and everyone looks at the two fools… yet their savior Kabuto comes in like Tarzan swinging on a rope across the Nin crowd. Naruto and Kankurou both thank Kabuto… and that's where the man hunt begins!
I'M DONE WITH THIS CHAPTER!
Woot!
R&R chapter 4 when it comes out!
