ok so this is my second song in the 'Avenue Q' musical fics. This one feature Lance and Pietro

But first, to the reviewers of Everyones a little bit racist:

RedLina:Thankyou, it was nice to get that review as u knew how edgy i was about offending people.

TheFuzzyOne1998:well, the important thing is you reviewed, even thought you find them freaky lol

yay for me:thanks hun, glad u liked.

PhoebeCat:Thanks, i took quite a while trying to figure out the right chars. And i have already written 'If you were gay'. I was going to not, but since u suggested it, i did.

thevixendixen:Yes the jesus part was rather funny if i admit so myself...and im glad u think it had diversity.

Sheady 16 :OK well, first thanks for reviewing. But in answer to ur review:I know Jesus would be middle easten, but that was in the song lyrics. Also I just said even blushed for the sake of it. I didnt look into the skin colour.

coolio firefly :Thank you soooooo much! Funniest u've ever read! lol wow kool!

ON WITH THE STORY!

Disclaimer:I don't own the chars or the song.

Lance was feeling down because Kitty dumped him. Pietro comes upto him and places a hand on his back.
"Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy." Pietro said and patted his back.
"I'll say!"
"And when I see how sad you are, It sort of makes me...Happy!"
"Happy?" Lance looked at him in astonishment.
"Sorry, Lance, human nature-Nothing I can do!It's...Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I'm not you."
"Well that's not very nice, Pietro!"
"I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!"

PIETRO:D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?


LANCE:Yeah...

PIETRO:And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

LANCE:Sure!

PIETRO:And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!


LANCE:You bet!

PIETRO:That's...

BOTH:Schadenfreude!

PIETRO:People taking pleasure in your pain!


LANCE:Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?


PIETRO:Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

LANCE:"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
Watching Kitty being told she just ate chicken

PIETRO:Or watching Duncan realize just what he put his dick in!

LANCE:Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

BOTH:"No!"
Schadenfreude!

PIETRO:"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

LANCE:Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

PIETRO:Exes getting STDs!

LANCE:Waking doormen from their naps!

PIETRO:Watching tourists reading maps!

LANCE:Football players getting tackled!

PIETRO:CEOs getting shackled!

LANCE:Watching actors never reach

BOTH:The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

PIETRO:The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

LANCE:Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!


BOTH:You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

PIETRO:S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

Lance and Pietro looked at each other then frowned.
"Ooooook...i'm gonna go serande Kitty...again...bye!"(1) He bolted out the house and all Pietro could hear was the screaching of tires.

1in tons of Lancittys, Lance seranades Kitty to make her love him again. So yeh..didn't wanna be left out!

R&R PEOPLE!

Next up is If you were gay!