Phoebecat:Well...this was done for you so I hope you like!
Shadow Sakura:Next up will be You can be as loud as the hell you want. I'm writing it now! But it will be up soon!"Ahhhh."
Ray smiled. "Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any
better than this?""Hi Ray!" Roberto smiled coming in.
"Hi 'Berto."
"Hey Ray, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this
morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me!" Roberto sat on
his own bed.
"That's very interesting."
"He was being real friendly and I think he was coming on to me. I think
he might've thought I was gay!" The brazillian boy laughed.
"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't
care. What did you have for lunch today?" Ray spoke fast, still looking
at his book.
"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ray..."
"I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read."
"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ray. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about."
"I don't want to talk about it, Roberto! This conversation is over!"
"Yeah, but..."
"OVER!"
"Well, okay, but just so you know —"
ROBERTO:IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(But i'm not gay.)
RAY:Berto please!
I am trying to read...
What!
ROBERTO:IF YOU WERE QUEER
RAY: Ah Roberto!
ROBERTO:I'D STILL BE HERE,
RAY:I'm trying to read this book.
ROBERTO:YEAR AFTER YEAR
RAY:Berto!
ROBERTO:BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
RAY:Argh!
ROBERTO:AND I KNOW THAT YOU
RAY:What?
ROBERTO:WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
RAY:I would?
ROBERTO:IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(But i'm not gay.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
RAY:High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
ROBERTO:SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
RAY:Roberto, that's GROSS!
ROBERTO:No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
RAY:I am not listening!
ROBERTO:AND HERE I'D STAY,
RAY:La la la la la!
ROBERTO:BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
RAY:Aaaah!
ROBERTO:YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
RAY:BUT I'M NOT GAY!
ROBERTO:If you were gay.
RAY:Argh!
Robertos eyes were wide.
"Dude did I just sing a song about you being gay?"
"YES! And Im not!"
"Well...i've never seen you with a girl...since you've been here..."
"BUT IM NOT GAY!"
"If you were though..."
"IM NOT!"
Ok so people asked for this song, people ask i give :D R&R
