A Day in the Life of…

By Chief Ratchet

(A.N: So, you thought that I didn't care about Bionicle, did you? Hmmmph. Well, anyway, this is the first Bionicle fic that I have done. It is about the personal diaries of the characters in the Bionicle universe. Read and Review please!)

Disclaimer: I do not own Bionicle or anything to do with it.

Chapter 1: A Day in the Life of Vorzakh


Day 1

Hello, diary. Finally, someone to write to. Do you know how hard it is to write, eeerrrrrrr, scratch on these bloody protodermis tablets? I have to use my Staff of Erasing to scratch these entries, and guess what? It makes the bloody Staff blunt! That's right, blunt. Blunt as in B-L-U-N-T. As blunt as an axe that hasn't been sharpened for three years, and is used EVERYDAY of those three years and everyday it is used to cut protodermis. My Staff becomes blunt after half an hour of scratching. How does that work?

Still, apart from the constant sharpening of my Staff, which happens every time I write an entry, which is everyday, it is pretty fun being a Vorzakh model Vahki. What's the fun part, you ask? Well, the fun part is smashing through walls, Vahki style. This just involves running at a wall, or smashing it down with my Staff.

What is NOT fun is the constant Staff sharpening I have to do. Best part; I have to sharpen EVERY Staff just because I smashed through a wall, and the Matoran I was chasing ran straight past me, through the hole I just made, and then dives into a chute. And then promptly escapes. I think that Matoran has been listening to too many hero tales. Reason why? Just before jumping in the chute, he does a cart-wheel to avoid a Kanoka disk I shot at him from my 'mouth' and the bloody show-off even uses the Kanoka of Time to do in slow-motion. And then, he dive-rolls off into the chute! What a show-off.

Day 2

Hello, diary. Well, today was particularly fun. The reason why? I will tell you the tale. Well, it was a routine patrol. Walk around, look scary, give evil death glares at Matoran, smack the occasional, random Matoran, laugh at them when they walk around in circles, and then grab them and put him in temporary containment, that kind of stuff. The fun part came after. There was a Le-Matoran running away from us. What do think they would do? Walk up to you and say 'Hello'? Of course not. Anyway, since he was running, we chased after him. Then, the Matoran runs into the inside of a building.

Since we were outside, and since couldn't fit through the door, we decided to wait for the Matoran to come out. We waited for about ten minutes, and then we got impatient. The Vahki commander ordered me to smash through the wall, which I was more than happy to do. So, I got up, backed away for a few bios, and then I ran at it. The wall come crashing down, and then all five of us Vahki ran inside. Then, because the wall was broken (or in my opinion, shoddy building work) the whole ceiling collapsed on us! After we got out, we continued to chase that particular Matoran, smashing through walls or anything in our way, really, until we finally caught him! Then, we whacked him with our Staffs a couple of times, and then let him go. Aren't we nice?

Day 3

Another typical day in the life of a Vorzakh. Catch Matoran criminals, smash through walls and all that kind of stuff. Completely normal. Well, bye for now. I need to get back to the Hive to recharge.

(A.N: Finished the first chapter! Anyway, for most of this fic, if I do an entry for someone that I already done, there will be a number after it i.e.: Vorzakh 1 or 2 . thank you for reading and review please!)