Death of a Ressetti…

Day 2

1:15 PM

We had unpacked and went outside when…

"HEY!"

I lifted up my foot. I was standing on a yellow cap. "The…?"

A mole popped up. "HEY!" I raised an eyebrow.

Callum rushed out with a black katana, I took out my white.

"Who…the hell are you?" Callum asked.

"MIND YOUR LANGUAGE MORTAL FOOL!" He screamed. I looked at Callum and shrugged.

"I…AM….RESETTI" The nut screamed.

"Are you sure your name isn't…KNUCKLEHEADMCSPAZZATRON?" Callum chuckled we both screamed out laughing. He pulled out a shotgun.

"Holy crud!" I said.

"Anyway…ahem…ANYWAY I CAME TO NAG YOU FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND MUG YOU!" …silence.

"What?"

Anyone would die to do this… Callum got out a shuriken and threw it in the stubborn moles' eye.

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

I got ready and stabbed him with my white katana.

"HOOOOWAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Callum used his katana and wedged out his other eye. He tried to escape but I got out my golden shovel and dug him out, then sealed the hole. "Eeep!" by now a few villagers were cheering, they were finding this hilarious! I got my katana ready grabbed him with one hand, tipped him upside down… and…SLICE! His torso toppled to the ground. The mole tried to escape but… couldn't. Tortimer (the mayor) was watching! "You stole my lucky bracelet!" Then we threw him to the floor and WHOOSH! He soared over to a rock and…KRACK! Blood seeped everywhere, his hat rolled across the floor and a bracelet saying: nice, rolled out. Tortimer slipped it on his wrist. "Thank you boys, you had the guts to do what we couldn't!" A small cat called Oliver smiled. "Uh-huh that brute stole 20000, 0000 bells from me!" Then Tortimer handed us a check, a big check. 5700000, 0000000bells! We kindly gave some to Oliver. I couldn't help but smile. I checked my watch. 7pm. It was getting late, time for bed…

Next time we meet Tom Nook who likes our trillion Ares. Blazerout.