Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or much anything else for that matter…I'm just writing for fun, If you're still here reading, god bless you, lol.

A few days later, back on the ship Luffy was going through Nami's wardrobe, already have gone through Sanji's, "AH-HA! This is just what I need!" He said picking up a flowery looking scarf and tied it around his head over Hat.

He walked out to the deck where Usopp and chopper were playing while Zoro was sleeping. They were trying to see how much they could do to him before he woke up mad as hell.

"Hey, guys! Guess who I am!" Luffy was dressed in one of sanji's suits, he had on a baby blue button up shirt, an ostentatious tie that Sanji would never wear in public and Nami's flowery scarf tied around his head on top of Hat.

Chopper and Usopp started to laugh, "Hey! You look just like Julio!" said Chopper.

"No he doesn't, the scarf's all wrong!" chirped Usopp.

Luffy's head dropped to one side, "Ya think? How so?"

Usopp went over to fix the scarf, taking it off Luffy's head and tying it around his neck, "Ok, now we need to do something about that." Usopp said pointing to Luffy's head.

"That's my face…" Luffy said sadly, thinking there must be something wrong with it.

"No, I think Usopp meant your hair and Hat." Chopper said agreeing that it was not at all Julio-ish.

"Oh, I have an idea! Shhhh! Follow me…" Usopp waved the other two toward the bunks.

They went below and were now all alone in the boys' bunk room. Usopp looked around.

"Okay, we need to do this quick…," He went into Liar Mode, "For soon the Evil Prince might come and then it will be a battle to the death, his swift, strong legs that were given to him by an evil old witch cannot be beaten unless we get from that old witch the "Eye of Gizell" it will make him think he is in a room full of beautiful women who all love him! And then he will forget all about us so we can run away! Nor can we run into the bad-tempered, sword wielding, green mane-ed dragon. He hates all that is fun or light-hearted and will surely kill us in an instant, then boil our bodies and eat them with mint sauce!"

Chopper and Luffy looked at Usopp their hands over their mouths. Usopp, hands on his hips just nodded, looking very pleased with himself.

"Ok, quick… before Sanji or Zoro come… we need, um… let's see…" Usopp started searching through trunks that were not his own.

"We could help you if we knew what you were looking for…" Chopper suggested.

"No, I want you to keep an eye out for 'them' alright?" Usopp's muffled voice came wafting out of a trunk he was riffling through.

The two younger guys nodded to each other.

"Here we go, hold that." Usopp said to Chopper.

Chopper looked at the small bottle in his hoof, "What is it?" he asked.

"Give me a minute and I'll show you." Usopp said from another part of the large room digging through another trunk, "Brush? No…" he talked to himself.

Once he had what he thought was adequate, we went back to the other two, "Ok, give it here," He said to Chopper, who handed him the small bottle, "Now Luffy, take off Hat!"

"NO WAY! Not gonna do it!" Luffy said, his rubbery arms crossed over his chest while his head shook back and forth, a fierce expression played across his boyish face.

"Aww, come on Luffy… Julio would never wear Hat…" Usopp was nudging Luffy and Chopper was clapping his hoofs together.

Luffy sighed defeated, "Ok, but if anything happens to Hat, I'll send you flying!"

"Fine, put it here," Usopp said pointing to his hammock.

Luffy did as he was told.

"Good, now we do this… and a little of that…" Usopp said, comb in hand, playing with luffy's hair.

"Hey! Luffy's starting to smell just like Sanji!" Chopper said.

"Yeah, that's because that bottle is his hair gel… we won't tell him that we're using it." Usopp said, shushing Chopper before someone found them playing with things they knew they weren't supposed to play with.

"Perfect, now we just need to wave it up a bit." Usopp said, showing Chopper what he did to Luffy's head.

"How," asked Chopper, giving Usopp a hand sign that was as close as he could get to a 'thumbs up' that meant he liked Luffy's new 'do.

"Huh, good question…" Usopp started to think.

"I bet Nami has something that can wave it up." Luffy said, playing with Sanji's clothes, not used to having so many layers on, "She's a girl… they like to play with their hairs…that's what Sanji told me once."

Usopp and Chopper exchanged fearful looks, "Nami…" Usopp said with hesitation.

"We're not supposed to go in her room; she'll get pissed at us." Chopper said, looking from Usopp to Luffy and back again.

Luffy laughed out loud, "Where do you think I got this thing?" He asked, pointing to his neck.

"Well, if you already went in there and no one caught you…" Usopp said slowly.

"Come on!" Luffy said bouncing out of the room and towards Nami's quarters.