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On to chapter 5!

"In here," Usopp said to Vivi.

She followed him and Chopper into the boys' bunkroom, there she met quite a sight.

"Hiya, Vivi!" Said Luffy, he was wearing what looked like one of Sanji's suits, and one of Nami's silk scarves. But the most interesting thing was his head… there were loose locks of black hair sticking out of poorly wrapped curlers. It was also very sticky looking.

"Hello, Luffy… what are you doing?" She asked noting what he had done to his hair.

"Playing," He answered with childlike innocence, "Can you fix this? It's supposed to be nice and wavy. Hey! Just like yours!" He bounced from one foot to the other.

She looked at Luffy then to Usopp and Chopper, "I'll see what I can do." She smiled; it was heard to believe sometimes that these guys were a bunch of pirates.

After a good 20 minutes Vivi had fixed Luffy's over-gelled, half curled hair. It was tamed into a nice combed-back, smooth-looking hairdo. Slick, dark and wavy… just what the three had wanted. Why, she still couldn't figure out…She was also sure that the people they'd borrowed stuff from were unaware of what they were doing. She shrugged, she'd seen the three of them do much worse for the sake of entertainment, "Well, I think that about does it. Do you like it?"

Luffy looked at his head in Sanji's shaving mirror, "Yosh! HEHEHEHEHE! It's perfect!" He turned to the long mirror that stood behind the door to view the whole ensemble: Clothes, shoes, scarf and hair. Nodding approvingly he thanked Vivi for her help. It was time to start his game! She shrugged, still only speculating on what the three of them were up to, "Lunch will be ready soon, I'll see you in the galley." She waved, they waved and off she went.

As she turned to open the door she ran into Zoro, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were coming down here." She moved to let him into the room.

"I just needed to collect the dirty laundry in here; I got wash duty this time. Nami usually does her own wash – she doesn't trust us with her clothes. If you need your clothes washed I'll do em or you could talk to Nami when she does her own, She won't mind." He shrugged past her not really interested in her response.

"What the Hell!" he was looking at Luffy, his mouth open and eyes wide, "What the Hell are you doing Luffy! Is that Eyebrow's outfit? He's going to KILL you, put your own clothes on before he sees you! What's with that thing?," he asked pointing to Luffy's throat.

Luffy touched the flowery silk scarf and smiled, "Pretty huh?"

Zoro gawked at Luffy, "No, well…kinda… I guess it – what the hell are you doi– who started th-" He spun around to Vivi, who was on the bottom most stair just watching them, "Did you do this to him?"

She smiled and batted her eyes, "I only did his hair, he was already like that when I found him."

Zoro scowled, "Huh, his hair, what did you – Holy shit!" Zoro turned back to Luffy, apparently the sight of the clothes and silk scarf had distracted his view of Luffy's head, "What the Hell do you think your doing! You can't go around looking like that!"

Vivi laughed, "I'll see the four of you later, have fun boys."

Zoro suddenly decided that he didn't care what those three weirdos did, nor did he have the patience to think about it; he started to gather up all the dirty laundry he could find.

Usopp and Chopper shrugged as they watched him pick up the dirty clothes that were strewn everywhere.

"Zoro, how does Luffy look?" He asked with a huge, toothy grin.

Zoro sharply exhaled, he didn't want to play whatever game they were playing, "Like an idiot…"

"Luffy thinks Zoro is just jealous of how great Luffy looks right now." Luffy grinned even bigger.

Zoro scoffed, "… that's right, I'm jealous… I want to walk around looking and sounding like a moron too…" He said with his voice oozing with sarcasm, "Yeah, I want Eyebrow to see me in his clothes and beat the hell out of me… riiiiight... jealous."

Usopp and Chopper were sniggering in the background, Luffy grinned at them, "Well, if Zoro wants it, Luffy is sure he can make Zoro look just like him!"

"Get off it, I've got work to do… if you're really that bored, help me wash clothes." Zoro was dead serious; this was one of his least favorite chores.

"Luffy thinks washing cloths is beneath him… Filthy, useless peasant…" Now Luffy was dead serious.

Zoro spun, clothes flinging from his arms as he faced Luffy, "What did you just call me! I'm not playing your retarded game, Luffy!" He was now yelling and the others looked very pleased.

"You," He pointed at Zoro,"Peasant will address me as 'Your Highness' or 'Your Majesty,' because from now on I am Queen Luffy." A smile erupted from Luffy's wide mouth.

Zoro stood there with his eyes closed, tying not to get caught up in whatever they were doing, "Luffy," he heavily exhaled, "you aren't a queen… women are queens… men are kings… You'd be called King Luffy… get it?"

"Luffy is Queen Luffy, and once more you will call him 'Your Highness.' If Queen Luffy has to tell you again, you will be beheaded! Now Begone! Queen Luffy has no more need of you." Luffy gave Zoro a gay man wave, dismissing him.

"Sometimes I wish someone would behead me… what the hell was I thinking, running off to be a pirate with some freak of a kid…" Zoro mumbled to himself, picking up the clothes he had dropped, and then headed for the door.

"Servants! Come, let us go to dinner… His Highness, Queen Luffy is also in need of a cape," He pointed to chopper, "Fetch one!"

Chopper hopped away laughing trying to scope out a 'cape' for Queen Luffy.

"Here! This will work for now." Chopper said holding up a light, fuzzy purple blanket from Zoro's bed.

"Queen Luffy is pleased with your work, Sir Chopper. Sir Usopp! Tie the royal cape to the royal shoulders!" Luffy was trying not to giggle.

Chortling Usopp began to fasten the 'cape' around Queen Luffy's neck, "Make sure that it doesn't cover Queen Luffy's spectacular silky thingie!" He ordered, all three chuckling to themselves.

"Now! Off to dinner…Queen Luffy wants the two of you to walk 3 steps behind him and carry the ends of his royal cape!" Luffy said with a majestic air starting to get into the part of Queen Luffy.

And off they went to eat in the galley.

the end of chappa 5... This is one of my favorite chapters, but the next one's gonna be better, I've got some fun ideas in mind! till next time!

Flies off into the sunset...