Disclaimer: We know this already! Enough!
"Do you think that Sanji will really want to play with us?" Chopper asked Luffy as they were searching the ship for Sanji.
"I donno, he was really mad that I was playing with his clothes…but I can make him wanna be my king." Luffy answered with absolute confidence.
They finally found Sanji helping Nami in the tangerine grove, "Saaaaanjiiiiiiiiii!" Luffy yelled in Sanji's general direction.
He put down his sheers dropped a few tangerines into a whicker basket, "What do you want? And why are you still wearing my clothes!"
"AND MY SCARF! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE IT OFF! You're getting rubber-jerk germs all over it!" Nami fumed at Luffy.
Luffy ignored her, "Sanji, Queen Luffy needs a king… and he has chosen you!"
A few moments of silence followed as Sanji and Nami processed the sentence Luffy just said.
Luffy was hopping up and down a little on the balls of his feet (that were still in Sanji's shoes) happily waiting for Sanji to respond.
Nami suddenly started laughing, "So, Sanji… you wanna be his king? Bet all your little girlfriends would love to hear this story!" She was doubled up laughing again.
Scowling, Sanji picked up the basket of tangerines and walked past Luffy and his cronies and without saying a word headed straight to the galley.
Usopp sighed, "I guess that's a 'no'…what now Luffy?"
Luffy shrugged as Nami walked up to him and ripped her silk scarf from his neck, "OW! Hey, Nami! I'm playing with that! I'm not hurting it or anything… and I don't have anything pretty and silky like that."
She sighed frustrated, "Oh, really? Well, I guess you can play with it, but if anything happens to it, you're paying to replace it… got that Queen Rubber-Boy?" He smiled as she tied it back around his neck, "Hey Nami… you wanna be my king? You'd make a beautiful king! It'd be really fun!"
She laughed again, "You know, Luffy… I don't think I'm king material…"
Luffy had a wicked smile cross his face, "Kings are rich Nami… very rich… you wanna be rich, right?"
"HAHAHAHAHA, of course I wanna be rich, but I don't want to pretend to be rich, I want to be rich for real… there's a huge difference." Nami laughed, walking in the same direction that Sanji headed a few minutes earlier.
"Strike three Luffy… Zoro, Sanji and Nami." Usopp said counting off each person on his fingers.
"Four." Chopper said looking at Usopp.
"Huh, four what?" Usopp asked frowning at chopper while Luffy jumped up and down looking at his feet.
"Hahahahahaha, these make funny noises when they hit the deck! Clunk, clunk clunk, wow, these are heavy… how does Sanji wear them everyday? I can't hardly wiggle my toes!" Luffy said now sitting on the deck holding his feet.
"Four strikes." Answered Chopper.
"What…" Usopp said still confused.
"Dumbass, four strikes… Vivi didn't want to be Luffy's king either." Chopper said rolling his eyes.
"Oh yeah huh! I guess no one wants to be his king…" Usopp said shrugging.
"That's okay," Luffy said hopping up, "I think I'm done playing Julio for now," He was now pulling off his 'Julio clothes' and shaking out his slicked down, wavy hair.
"So, what do ya wanna do now?" Usopp asked the other two.
"I'm gonna change and get Hat, I'll be back!" He ran to the boys' bunk room.
Chopper shrugged, "It was fun while it lasted."
"Yeah, but our next game will be even more fun… Luffy's never boring." The last half of Usopp's sentence voiced a small amount of weary fear, "Sometimes I wish he tired out easier… He's fun, but really exhausting."
Chopper nodded, "At least we're never bored."
At that moment Luffy came bounding toward them, looking like Luffy: sandals, vest, shorts and Hat over an uncontrolled mop of black hair.
He laughed, "Hey look at that!" He said pointing to a funny looking bird in the sky, "I bet I can catch it!"
"No way! It's too high up." Usopp commented.
Chopper laughed, feeling another game was on the horizon.
"I can! Just watch!" Luffy said running in the direction the funky bird was flying, Usopp close behind him and Chopper waving and yelling at them to wait for him as he struggled to keep up.
Zoro heard them yelling and laughing from the top of the crows nest. He sighed and got up, looking down over the rail of the crows nest he shook his head, "Already?" He asked no one in particular, "What the hell are they up to now?" he sighed once more, "Here we go again… God, don't they ever stop!"
Luffy jumped and stretched out his arms trying to catch the strange bird, Sanji, Vivi and Nami were just leaving the galley and watched as Luffy propelled himself into the sky, "Well, looks like they're on to some other game…" Nami said
Vivi laughed, "It's hard to keep them interested in one thing for too long."
Sanji light up a cigarette and shook his head with a fatigued air, "That kid needs Ritalin… not just for himself, but all of us who have to live with him…" He exhaled a puff of smoke and got ready to jump in after Luffy incase he fell into the sea chasing after his stupid bird.
The End… I guess….
Hope you didn't think it sucked! It was my first One Piece fic, not always in character, but I didn't mind… too many OP sources to find just one character personality: American Manga, American Anime (Oh, God please no! make it stop! Fck you 4kids!), Japanese Manga, Japanese Anime. They're really different in all of them! It's freaky! Japanese is the best version. Thanks for reading my corny story! If you made it this far, you're either a freak or a very bored person! Hahaha. Bow before me! I am Queen of the Freaks!
