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Alien Queen has started a new group chat: Bakusquad!

TapeSp1der has been added to the group chat! Rock Solid had been added to the group chat!

Alien Queen: BAKUSQUAD FALL IN! SOUND OFF!

Rock Solid: Mina, while Im all for a group chat, why.

TapeSp1der: Also, shouldn't Bakugo be in the chat too. I mean, if we are supposed to be his squad.

TapeSp1der: Not that he remembers our names :(

Alien Queen: Eh, blastys just like that

Alien Queen: But he chose us to be his team for the sports festival

Alien Queen: And unlike you 2 I didnt do as much :

Alien Queen: So Im gonna keep supporting him whether he likes it and not

Alien Queen: And he wouldnt give me his number when i asked for it...X(

Rock Solid: Yeah, Baku wouldnt give it to me either...unmanly ya know

TapeSp1der: Hold on, if we're gonna do this we gotta do this right

Alien Queen: …..

Rock Solid: …...

TapeSp1der had invited KingExplosionMurder to the chat!

Rock Solid: Holy crap, he actually did it. MANLY!

KingExplosionMurder: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EXTRAS GET MY NUMBER

Alien Queen: And with our leader the Bakusquad is complete! :D

KingExplosionMurder: SERIOUSLY HOW! I DIDN'T GIVE ANYONE MY NUMBER

KingExplosionMurder: ARE YOU STALKING ME OR SOMETHING YOU SHITS

Rock Solid: Swearing aside, how did you get his number?

TapeSp1der: I was sworn to secrecy, probably good considering what Bakugo would do if he found the leak

TapeSp1der: A guys gotta have a few secrets anyway B)

Alien Queen: Hmmmm…. I have a guess but youre probably right

KingExplosionMurder: DEKU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT SHITTY NERD HES GONNA WISH HALF AND HALF BASTARD FINISHED HIM OFF AT THE FESTIVAL!

TapeSp1der: Welp, I can safely say I didn't say it myself

TapeSp1der: Not sure why Midoriya ever thought he wouldn't figure it out though… o.O

Rock Solid: Wishful thinking maybe? :/

Rock Solid: I mean, its kinda obvious now that I think about it, the two have some kind of major junk going on

KingExplosionMurder: DEKU IS JUST A DAMN PEBBLE

Alien Queen: Hmmmm… kinda hard to tell with all the anger coming outta baku, buuuuut

Alien Queen: are my shipping senses tingling :O :O :O

KingExplosionMurder: GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA THE DAMN GUTTER RACCOON EYES

TapeSp1der: Well he does pay a LOT of attention to Midoriya, stares at him like the grape does to Yaoyorozu too…

KingExplosionMurder: GET SOME DAMN GLASSES SOY FACE

Rock Solid: Dont worry about it bro, nothing wrong with it, its MANLY x2! :)

KingExplosionMurder: NOBODY ASKED YOU SHITTY HAIR

Alien Queen: I dont think it would work out thou

Alien Queen: Not with how much Midori focuses on Ocha

Alien Queen: And Ocha stares at him when she thinks no ones looking :/

KingExplosionMurder: THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE

KingExplosionMurder: I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

KingExplosionMurder has left the group chat!

TapeSp1der: Well he lasted longer than I thought he would, I'll give him that much

Rock Solid: Tru

Alien Queen: The Bakusquad is incomplete without our leader!

Alien Queen: I put forth our first order of business as the Bakusquad!

Alien Queen: Convince our blasty leader to come back to the group chat!

Rock Solid: Shouldnt the first order be making sure he doesnt kill Midoriya on monday?

Alien Queen: Iida'll handle that

TapeSp1der: Or that fact that he's apparently a major tsundere for Midoriya

Alien Queen: Once hes back in the chat.

Alien Queen: Kiri

Alien Queen: You can take the most hits

Alien Queen: You handle the first wave of bothering Baku

Alien Queen: Sero and I will help during lunch

Alien Queen: And when he goes training after school bug him again

Alien Queen: And then repeat until he rejoins

Rock Solid: I feel like this is going to hurt

Rock Solid: and be a lot harder than you make it sound

TapeSp1der: We salute your manly sacrifice my friend o7

Alien Queen: o7

Rock Solid: Alright alright, itll be like quirk training when he blasts me

Rock Solid: My quirk vs Bakugos stubbornness and aggression

TapeSp1der: Suddenly, this seems much harder than I anticipated o7

Alien Queen: You got this Kiri! Never Surrender! And if he kills you, we can give you a viking funeral! A tribute to my horn buddy o7

Rock Solid: Alright then, BRING IT ON!

I missed my deadline. And it feels bad. Because I have the next chapter of SMASH basically done. And then I got sick. Very sick. My stomach, brain, and almost every muscle decided they hated me all at the same time, I spent about 48 hours curled up in a miserable ball. It was not fun. Either way this upcoming weekend will be that chapter, and this is for the weekend I missed.

This is crack. Not meant to be serious. I have no experience with something like this but it was fun to play with. Please don't criticize my texting language. I'm the guy who types in full sentences with proper punctuation when texting. So trying to be Mina is not easy. No idea where this is going, but it will gradually include more and more group chats and more people in each chat.

Current nickname roster

TapeSp1der- Hanta Sero

Rock Solid- Eijiro Kirishima

Alien Queen- Ashido Mina

KingExplosionMurder- Katsuki Bakugo

Hopefully people enjoy this, quick and easy to write when I feel like it, but probably won't be a consistent thing to post. Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus