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Alien Queen has started a new group chat: Bakusquad!
TapeSp1der has been added to the group chat! Rock Solid had been added to the group chat!
Alien Queen: BAKUSQUAD FALL IN! SOUND OFF!
Rock Solid: Mina, while Im all for a group chat, why.
TapeSp1der: Also, shouldn't Bakugo be in the chat too. I mean, if we are supposed to be his squad.
TapeSp1der: Not that he remembers our names :(
Alien Queen: Eh, blastys just like that
Alien Queen: But he chose us to be his team for the sports festival
Alien Queen: And unlike you 2 I didnt do as much :
Alien Queen: So Im gonna keep supporting him whether he likes it and not
Alien Queen: And he wouldnt give me his number when i asked for it...X(
Rock Solid: Yeah, Baku wouldnt give it to me either...unmanly ya know
TapeSp1der: Hold on, if we're gonna do this we gotta do this right
Alien Queen: …..
Rock Solid: …...
TapeSp1der had invited KingExplosionMurder to the chat!
Rock Solid: Holy crap, he actually did it. MANLY!
KingExplosionMurder: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EXTRAS GET MY NUMBER
Alien Queen: And with our leader the Bakusquad is complete! :D
KingExplosionMurder: SERIOUSLY HOW! I DIDN'T GIVE ANYONE MY NUMBER
KingExplosionMurder: ARE YOU STALKING ME OR SOMETHING YOU SHITS
Rock Solid: Swearing aside, how did you get his number?
TapeSp1der: I was sworn to secrecy, probably good considering what Bakugo would do if he found the leak
TapeSp1der: A guys gotta have a few secrets anyway B)
Alien Queen: Hmmmm…. I have a guess but youre probably right
KingExplosionMurder: DEKU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT SHITTY NERD HES GONNA WISH HALF AND HALF BASTARD FINISHED HIM OFF AT THE FESTIVAL!
TapeSp1der: Welp, I can safely say I didn't say it myself
TapeSp1der: Not sure why Midoriya ever thought he wouldn't figure it out though… o.O
Rock Solid: Wishful thinking maybe? :/
Rock Solid: I mean, its kinda obvious now that I think about it, the two have some kind of major junk going on
KingExplosionMurder: DEKU IS JUST A DAMN PEBBLE
Alien Queen: Hmmmm… kinda hard to tell with all the anger coming outta baku, buuuuut
Alien Queen: are my shipping senses tingling :O :O :O
KingExplosionMurder: GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA THE DAMN GUTTER RACCOON EYES
TapeSp1der: Well he does pay a LOT of attention to Midoriya, stares at him like the grape does to Yaoyorozu too…
KingExplosionMurder: GET SOME DAMN GLASSES SOY FACE
Rock Solid: Dont worry about it bro, nothing wrong with it, its MANLY x2! :)
KingExplosionMurder: NOBODY ASKED YOU SHITTY HAIR
Alien Queen: I dont think it would work out thou
Alien Queen: Not with how much Midori focuses on Ocha
Alien Queen: And Ocha stares at him when she thinks no ones looking :/
KingExplosionMurder: THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE
KingExplosionMurder: I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
KingExplosionMurder has left the group chat!
TapeSp1der: Well he lasted longer than I thought he would, I'll give him that much
Rock Solid: Tru
Alien Queen: The Bakusquad is incomplete without our leader!
Alien Queen: I put forth our first order of business as the Bakusquad!
Alien Queen: Convince our blasty leader to come back to the group chat!
Rock Solid: Shouldnt the first order be making sure he doesnt kill Midoriya on monday?
Alien Queen: Iida'll handle that
TapeSp1der: Or that fact that he's apparently a major tsundere for Midoriya
Alien Queen: Once hes back in the chat.
Alien Queen: Kiri
Alien Queen: You can take the most hits
Alien Queen: You handle the first wave of bothering Baku
Alien Queen: Sero and I will help during lunch
Alien Queen: And when he goes training after school bug him again
Alien Queen: And then repeat until he rejoins
Rock Solid: I feel like this is going to hurt
Rock Solid: and be a lot harder than you make it sound
TapeSp1der: We salute your manly sacrifice my friend o7
Alien Queen: o7
Rock Solid: Alright alright, itll be like quirk training when he blasts me
Rock Solid: My quirk vs Bakugos stubbornness and aggression
TapeSp1der: Suddenly, this seems much harder than I anticipated o7
Alien Queen: You got this Kiri! Never Surrender! And if he kills you, we can give you a viking funeral! A tribute to my horn buddy o7
Rock Solid: Alright then, BRING IT ON!
I missed my deadline. And it feels bad. Because I have the next chapter of SMASH basically done. And then I got sick. Very sick. My stomach, brain, and almost every muscle decided they hated me all at the same time, I spent about 48 hours curled up in a miserable ball. It was not fun. Either way this upcoming weekend will be that chapter, and this is for the weekend I missed.
This is crack. Not meant to be serious. I have no experience with something like this but it was fun to play with. Please don't criticize my texting language. I'm the guy who types in full sentences with proper punctuation when texting. So trying to be Mina is not easy. No idea where this is going, but it will gradually include more and more group chats and more people in each chat.
Current nickname roster
TapeSp1der- Hanta Sero
Rock Solid- Eijiro Kirishima
Alien Queen- Ashido Mina
KingExplosionMurder- Katsuki Bakugo
Hopefully people enjoy this, quick and easy to write when I feel like it, but probably won't be a consistent thing to post. Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus
