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U CANT SEE ME has started a new group chat: Girl chat!
Battletoad has been invited to the group chat! Force-user has been invited to the group chat! Alien Queen has been invited to the group chat! chaMOMOile has been added to the group chat! PrupleHaze has been added to the group chat!
U CANT SEE ME: This chat is long overdue!
U CANT SEE ME: We are the ladies of 1A and we will communicate and gossip at our own leisure!
Alien Queen: PREACH MY SISTA
chaMOMOile: This is exciting, I've never been in a group chat before!
chaMOMOile: How does this normally work?
Battletoad: We talk about whatever we want, whenever we want. Kero.
PurpleHaze: And knowing Mina and Tooru, that means they're gonna grill us on boys
PurpleHaze: fun
chaMOMOile: oh my, how scandalous!
Force User: They can ask all they want, we don't have to answer.
Alien Queen: All good Ocha, pretty much everyone already knows you've got a massive crush on Midori.
Alien Queen: You get a pass on this round of questioning
Force User: EEP
Battletoad: You aren't very subtle about it Ochako. Kero.
Purple Haze: About as subtle as Jamming Whey's flirting tbh
Alien Queen: So onto the next target!
Purple Haze: Here we go…
Battletoad: ...Kero
Alien Queen: TORU!
Alien Queen: WHY HAVE I SEEN YOU ON DATES WITH THREE DIFFERENT BOYS IN THE PAST MONTH!
U CANT SEE ME: UA is still highschool Mina, dating around is just what happens in highschool
U CANT SEE ME: And UA has the best of the best around, there are literally only two guys ive seen that I wouldnt date
Purple Haze: Jamming Whey and the Grape?
U CANT SEE ME: Kaminari actually isn't that bad
Purple Haze: says you
U CANT SEE ME: Bakugo is the other one, don't really want that much pent up anger in my life
chaMOMOile: He is an incredibly aggressive individual…
Battletoad: He's insane. Kero.
Alien Queen: But Toru…..
Alien Queen: Its making my shipping senses go CRAZY
U CANT SEE ME: This isnt anime Mina, I can date all I want.
Alien Queen: FINE
Alien Queen: JIRO. SPILL!
Purple Haze: I'm dating someone in 1-B
Purple Haze: No I won't tell you who
Purple Haze: End of story
Alien Queen: Damn it! I was sure you had a thing for Kaminari!
Purple Haze: Not if he was the last man on earth.
Force User: Harsh
Battletoad: Finally got yourself down from your ceiling Ochako. Kero.
Force User: You cant prove anything!
chaMOMOile: I admit I was skeptical at first, but this is rather entertaining.
Alien Queen: Glad you think so Yaomomo, because you're next
Alien Queen: SPILL THE TEA!
chaMOMOile: Why would I spill perfectly good tea Mina? I'd rather just drink it.
Battletoad: She means gossip Momo. Kero.
chaMOMOile: Oh. Well then. I haven't really thought about dating any of the boys in our class before. I've been focusing more on bettering myself as a hero. It's clear from my performance in the sports festival I have a long way to go.
U CANT SEE ME: NOPE
U CANT SEE ME: YOU KICKED ASS
Alien Queen: You are a genius badass Momo, do NOT forget that!
Purple Haze: Girl Power
chaMOMOile: Thank you for your kind words everyone, but I still have a long way to go.
Battletoad: We all do. Kero.
Force User: That's why we've got the work studies coming up. I'm gonna learn how to FIGHT! So I can Kick Bakugos ASS next time!
U CANT SEE ME: PREACH!
Alien Queen: Ocha is right! We need to train if we wanna beat up some of the guys in our class.
Alien Queen: Between Bakugo and Todoroki us girls need some serious power to match them
Purple Haze: And Tokoyami if its dark out
Force User: And Deku-kun, even if he hurts himself he's really strong
Alien Queen: Ocha, your crush is showing again
Force User: EEP
Alien Queen: At least my shipping senses got one thing right
Alien Queen: But back on topic!
Alien Queen: Tsu! You know the drill!
Battletoad: One person recently caught my attention.
Battletoad: But I haven't spoken to them yet. Kero
Alien Queen: Whoooooooooooooooo?
chaMOMOile: She doesn't have to tell you Mina
Purple Haze: Don't pressure her
Battletoad: I'll say if I get a date. Kero.
Alien Queen: I'll take it!
U CANT SEE ME: that just leaves one person
U CANT SEE ME: MINA
U CANT SEE ME: WHAT U GOT GURL!
Alien Queen: …..
Alien Queen: I plead the fifth?
U CANT SEE ME: NOPE
Purple Haze: Not after interrogating the rest of us
chaMOMOile: It's only fair after all
Force User: VENGEANCE!
Alien Queen: ….
Alien Queen: I asked my crush out
Alien Queen: He's gay
Alien Queen: I feel like this is divine vengeance
Alien Queen: For every girl who got out of saying no to a date by claiming to be gay
Alien Queen: Except, hes actually gay
U CANT SEE ME: Ouch
Battletoad: I recommend ice cream
Force User: Or mochi
Purple Haze: Sucks, but no really surprising.
Purple Haze: Kirishima gives off just as many gay vibes as Aoyama
Alien Queen: HOW DO YOU KNOW!
Purple Haze: That you were crushing on him and that he was gay?
Alien Queen: BOTH
chaMOMOile: You do glue yourself to Kirishima when he's around
Force User: Momo isn't wrong.
Purple Haze: And gay recognizes gay
Purple Haze: Not exactly rocket science
Alien Queen: So when you said you were dating someone from 1-B…
Purple Haze: Never said it was a dude
Battletoad: True. Kero.
Battletoad: Not like Kaminari would ever get the message
U CANT SEE ME: Not even if you shoved a sign in his face
Purple Haze: I'm just glad you all are supportive
Purple Haze: Middle school was kinda hell on me for it
Alien Queen: SUPPORT GIRL POWER
U CANT SEE ME: ALL LOVE IS GOOD LOVE
chaMOMOile: While personally not for me, I hold no judgement
Force User: ^^
Alien Queen: Well, in support of everyone, I say ice cream
Force User: Green tea ice cream?
U CANT SEE ME: Green like Midoriyas hair
Force User: EEP
chaMOMOile: I know a company that can bulk ship ice cream for all of us. In every flavor
Battletoad: I'm in. Kero.
Purple Haze: So Mina gets her rejection ice cream and the rest of us just get ice cream. Sounds legit
Alien Queen: Thanks girls.
Alien Queen: But after we gotta work it off
Alien Queen: Because we gotta beat those boys
Alien Queen: Next sports festival one of us girls is gonna be on that podium!
Purple Haze: No more sausage fest. I can get behind that.
Force User: I can get Deku-kun to get give us work out tips
Force User: I think he spends more time in the gym than anyone else in our class
Battletoad: You would know
Force User: EEP
Alien Queen: LOL
Woohoo! I wrote something. Feels good. Not sure what it is about class that makes writing easier, but it probably has something to do with forcefully tuning out profs. I missed my weekly post again, but the canon updates to BNHA means I need to rethink my plans for later on in SMASH! Which means planning updates and then the chapter didn't get finished.
Updated name list
God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness- Tokoyami
Formula-1- Iida
Force user- Uraraka
Shoto- Todoroki
TapeSp1der- Hanta Sero
Rock Solid- Eijiro Kirishima
Alien Queen- Ashido Mina
KingExplosionMurder- Katsuki Bakugo
Cthulhu- Shoji
TheMuffinMan- Sato
MAN of Steel- Tetsutetsu
Mighty Padawan- Izuku
U CANT SEE ME- Toru
Battletoad- Tsuyu
chaMOMOile- Momo
Purple Haze- Jiro
Oh well. Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus
