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U CANT SEE ME has started a new group chat: Girl chat!

Battletoad has been invited to the group chat! Force-user has been invited to the group chat! Alien Queen has been invited to the group chat! chaMOMOile has been added to the group chat! PrupleHaze has been added to the group chat!

U CANT SEE ME: This chat is long overdue!

U CANT SEE ME: We are the ladies of 1A and we will communicate and gossip at our own leisure!

Alien Queen: PREACH MY SISTA

chaMOMOile: This is exciting, I've never been in a group chat before!

chaMOMOile: How does this normally work?

Battletoad: We talk about whatever we want, whenever we want. Kero.

PurpleHaze: And knowing Mina and Tooru, that means they're gonna grill us on boys

PurpleHaze: fun

chaMOMOile: oh my, how scandalous!

Force User: They can ask all they want, we don't have to answer.

Alien Queen: All good Ocha, pretty much everyone already knows you've got a massive crush on Midori.

Alien Queen: You get a pass on this round of questioning

Force User: EEP

Battletoad: You aren't very subtle about it Ochako. Kero.

Purple Haze: About as subtle as Jamming Whey's flirting tbh

Alien Queen: So onto the next target!

Purple Haze: Here we go…

Battletoad: ...Kero

Alien Queen: TORU!

Alien Queen: WHY HAVE I SEEN YOU ON DATES WITH THREE DIFFERENT BOYS IN THE PAST MONTH!

U CANT SEE ME: UA is still highschool Mina, dating around is just what happens in highschool

U CANT SEE ME: And UA has the best of the best around, there are literally only two guys ive seen that I wouldnt date

Purple Haze: Jamming Whey and the Grape?

U CANT SEE ME: Kaminari actually isn't that bad

Purple Haze: says you

U CANT SEE ME: Bakugo is the other one, don't really want that much pent up anger in my life

chaMOMOile: He is an incredibly aggressive individual…

Battletoad: He's insane. Kero.

Alien Queen: But Toru…..

Alien Queen: Its making my shipping senses go CRAZY

U CANT SEE ME: This isnt anime Mina, I can date all I want.

Alien Queen: FINE

Alien Queen: JIRO. SPILL!

Purple Haze: I'm dating someone in 1-B

Purple Haze: No I won't tell you who

Purple Haze: End of story

Alien Queen: Damn it! I was sure you had a thing for Kaminari!

Purple Haze: Not if he was the last man on earth.

Force User: Harsh

Battletoad: Finally got yourself down from your ceiling Ochako. Kero.

Force User: You cant prove anything!

chaMOMOile: I admit I was skeptical at first, but this is rather entertaining.

Alien Queen: Glad you think so Yaomomo, because you're next

Alien Queen: SPILL THE TEA!

chaMOMOile: Why would I spill perfectly good tea Mina? I'd rather just drink it.

Battletoad: She means gossip Momo. Kero.

chaMOMOile: Oh. Well then. I haven't really thought about dating any of the boys in our class before. I've been focusing more on bettering myself as a hero. It's clear from my performance in the sports festival I have a long way to go.

U CANT SEE ME: NOPE

U CANT SEE ME: YOU KICKED ASS

Alien Queen: You are a genius badass Momo, do NOT forget that!

Purple Haze: Girl Power

chaMOMOile: Thank you for your kind words everyone, but I still have a long way to go.

Battletoad: We all do. Kero.

Force User: That's why we've got the work studies coming up. I'm gonna learn how to FIGHT! So I can Kick Bakugos ASS next time!

U CANT SEE ME: PREACH!

Alien Queen: Ocha is right! We need to train if we wanna beat up some of the guys in our class.

Alien Queen: Between Bakugo and Todoroki us girls need some serious power to match them

Purple Haze: And Tokoyami if its dark out

Force User: And Deku-kun, even if he hurts himself he's really strong

Alien Queen: Ocha, your crush is showing again

Force User: EEP

Alien Queen: At least my shipping senses got one thing right

Alien Queen: But back on topic!

Alien Queen: Tsu! You know the drill!

Battletoad: One person recently caught my attention.

Battletoad: But I haven't spoken to them yet. Kero

Alien Queen: Whoooooooooooooooo?

chaMOMOile: She doesn't have to tell you Mina

Purple Haze: Don't pressure her

Battletoad: I'll say if I get a date. Kero.

Alien Queen: I'll take it!

U CANT SEE ME: that just leaves one person

U CANT SEE ME: MINA

U CANT SEE ME: WHAT U GOT GURL!

Alien Queen: …..

Alien Queen: I plead the fifth?

U CANT SEE ME: NOPE

Purple Haze: Not after interrogating the rest of us

chaMOMOile: It's only fair after all

Force User: VENGEANCE!

Alien Queen: ….

Alien Queen: I asked my crush out

Alien Queen: He's gay

Alien Queen: I feel like this is divine vengeance

Alien Queen: For every girl who got out of saying no to a date by claiming to be gay

Alien Queen: Except, hes actually gay

U CANT SEE ME: Ouch

Battletoad: I recommend ice cream

Force User: Or mochi

Purple Haze: Sucks, but no really surprising.

Purple Haze: Kirishima gives off just as many gay vibes as Aoyama

Alien Queen: HOW DO YOU KNOW!

Purple Haze: That you were crushing on him and that he was gay?

Alien Queen: BOTH

chaMOMOile: You do glue yourself to Kirishima when he's around

Force User: Momo isn't wrong.

Purple Haze: And gay recognizes gay

Purple Haze: Not exactly rocket science

Alien Queen: So when you said you were dating someone from 1-B…

Purple Haze: Never said it was a dude

Battletoad: True. Kero.

Battletoad: Not like Kaminari would ever get the message

U CANT SEE ME: Not even if you shoved a sign in his face

Purple Haze: I'm just glad you all are supportive

Purple Haze: Middle school was kinda hell on me for it

Alien Queen: SUPPORT GIRL POWER

U CANT SEE ME: ALL LOVE IS GOOD LOVE

chaMOMOile: While personally not for me, I hold no judgement

Force User: ^^

Alien Queen: Well, in support of everyone, I say ice cream

Force User: Green tea ice cream?

U CANT SEE ME: Green like Midoriyas hair

Force User: EEP

chaMOMOile: I know a company that can bulk ship ice cream for all of us. In every flavor

Battletoad: I'm in. Kero.

Purple Haze: So Mina gets her rejection ice cream and the rest of us just get ice cream. Sounds legit

Alien Queen: Thanks girls.

Alien Queen: But after we gotta work it off

Alien Queen: Because we gotta beat those boys

Alien Queen: Next sports festival one of us girls is gonna be on that podium!

Purple Haze: No more sausage fest. I can get behind that.

Force User: I can get Deku-kun to get give us work out tips

Force User: I think he spends more time in the gym than anyone else in our class

Battletoad: You would know

Force User: EEP

Alien Queen: LOL

Woohoo! I wrote something. Feels good. Not sure what it is about class that makes writing easier, but it probably has something to do with forcefully tuning out profs. I missed my weekly post again, but the canon updates to BNHA means I need to rethink my plans for later on in SMASH! Which means planning updates and then the chapter didn't get finished.

Updated name list

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness- Tokoyami

Formula-1- Iida

Force user- Uraraka

Shoto- Todoroki

TapeSp1der- Hanta Sero

Rock Solid- Eijiro Kirishima

Alien Queen- Ashido Mina

KingExplosionMurder- Katsuki Bakugo

Cthulhu- Shoji

TheMuffinMan- Sato

MAN of Steel- Tetsutetsu

Mighty Padawan- Izuku

U CANT SEE ME- Toru

Battletoad- Tsuyu

chaMOMOile- Momo

Purple Haze- Jiro

Oh well. Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus