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Formula-1has started a new group chat: Class 1-A
Battletoad has been invited to the group chat! Rock Solid has been added to the group chat! Force-user has been invited to the group chat! TapeSp1der has been added to the group chat! TheMuffinMan has been added to the group chat! Cthulhu has been added to the group chat! Alien Queen has been invited to the group chat! Mighty Padawan has been added to the group chat! chaMOMOile has been added to the group chat! Grapes of Lust has been added to the group chat! God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness has been added to the group chat! PrupleHaze has been added to the group chat! Shoto has been added to the group chat! Brightest Star has been added to the group chat! Goku has been added to the group chat! Electric Slide has been added to the group chat! U CANT SEE ME has been added to the group chat! Dr. Doolittle has been added to the group chat! KingExplosionMurder has been added to the group chat!
Formula-1: Attention classmates! With our work studies upcoming I felt it fitting to form a group chat with our full class in case of an emergency!
Electric Slide: Sweet, just got every ladies' number in one go, thanks Iida
Grapes of Lust: Class Pres, well done, well done indeed, we shall remember your noble work done for our cause!
Purple Haze: And just like that, both dumbasses just earned a jab to the ear.
Battletoad: Yes Kero
KingExplosionMurder: WILL YOU FUCKS STOP ADDING ME TO THESE!
KingExplosionMurder: I BLAME YOU FOR THIS YOU SHITTY DEKU
KingExplosionMurder has left the group chat!
Rock Solid: Welp, thats more pent up aggression I'm gonna have to let Bakubro get out of his system
Alien Queen: We continue to salute your sacrifice oh great stone
Force User: He who faces the explosion head on
Goku: That man seriously needs to chill out
Dr. Doolittle: I'd recommend a therapy animal
Dr. Doolittle: But I don't think any of them would go anywhere near them
Mighty Padawan: Nah
Mighty Padawan: Kaachan has a soft spot for dogs
Mighty Padawan: The really big furry ones. His mom just won't let him get one
Electric Slide: I see Bakugo knows one of lifes facts
PurpleHaze: Im gonna regret asking aren't I?
U CANT SEE ME: You expect anything less from half the pervert duo?
Shoto: She has a point
Grapes of Lust: Girls cant say no to a guy with a dog!
Electric Slide: Mans best friend
Grapes of Lust: and fellow chaser of p…
Formula-1: ENOUGH
Formula-1: You two will keep your perverted tendencies OUT of this chat
Formula-1: This is an official communication method between aspiring heroes, meant to function as a sounding board and to request help from your peers.
Formula-1: And on that note
Formula-1 has invited KingExplosionMurder to the group chat!
KingExplosionMurder: WHY THE FUCK AM I BACK IN THIS DAMN CHAT
Formula-1: This is for official purposes Bakugo. You never have to use the chat, but it must remain available for usage.
chaMOMOile: As vice representative, I support our class president on this. I know there are other chats already started. Keep this one for official matters.
TapeSp1der: So no talking about how Midoriya and Urarakas nicknames play off each other?
Mighty Padawan: That wasn't intentional!
Force User: I just like the movies!
chaMOMOile: While cute, you are correct Sero
God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: And no seeking for allies in my rituals?
Formula-1: Correct, and I do hope your rituals are legal Tokoyami
God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: …..sure
Shoto: I already started a group chat for my other concerns.
chaMOMOile: Exactly, do that everyone.
Formula-1: Although I am still not sure it is an appropriate topic Todoroki
Formula-1: I have expressed my concerns already but…
Shoto: We had a deal
Mighty Padawan: Why do I get the feeling that this has something to do with me?
KingExplosionMurder: tch
Cthulhu: You have good instincts?
Brightest Star: We can talk about how fantastique my armor makes me look in costume, oui?
Brightest Star: Because it would be criminale to ignore the obvious
Alien Queen: I think hes talking to you there Ocha
Force User: EEP
PurpleHaze: We already have a chat of teasing her Mina
PurpleHaze: Lay off in this one
Formula-1: Exactly, thank you Jiro
Electric Slide: Is it bad that everytime I read his texts, I picture his arm chops?
TapeSp1der: We all do it
Goku: Guilty
Shoto: yes
Force User: ^^
Alien Queen: Yep
Rock Solid: Every time
KingExplosionMurder: OF FUCKING COURE ENGINES DOES
Mighty Padawan: Its just a part of his personality
God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: I like to think its a form of exorcism
Grapes of Lust: I just imagine them as air spankings
Formula-1: MINETA
Battletoad: And just like that we're back in the gutter. Kero.
PurpleHaze: You think that general studies guy will replace him
PurpleHaze: I don't think anyone important would complain
Electric Slide: Hey, I'd miss my peeping buddy!
PurpleHaze: Exactly my point
PurpleHaze: No one important
Alien Queen: BURN
U CANT SEE ME: ROASTED
KingExplosionMurder: GET FUCKED PIKACHU
Grapes of Lust: Gonna need to see Recovery girl for that one Denki LOL
Electric Slide: DUDE
Electric Slide: I was standing up for you!
Mighty Padawan: I believe I know how to sum up the situation
Mighty Padawan has changed Electric Slide's user to Jamming Whey!
Jamming Whey: SERIOUSLY
PurpleHaze: HAHA PERFECT
U CANT SEE ME: Kinda obvious, but I didn't know you could change other peoples users
Rock Solid: Its MANLY
Force User: How did you do that Deku-kun?
Mighty Padawan: well...you see..
KingExplosionMurder: JUST TELL THEM SHITTY DEKU
Mighty Padawan: Just for that…
Mighty Padawan has changed KingExplosionMurder's user to PartyPopper!
PartyPopper: CHANGE IT BACK YOU SHITTY ADMIN!
Shoto: wait what?
Alien Queen: Admin?
Mighty Padawan: sigh
Mighty Padawan: I do some coding in my free time
Mighty Padawan: This app needed some and I did it for cheap
Mighty Padawan: So they made me an admin
Mighty Padawan: Its also how I have Mighty in my user. Admin access is needed to get it with how popular All Might is.
TapeSp1der: Who would have guessed
U CANT SEE ME: I think we all know how much of a fanboy Midoriya is
Rock Solid: I think he meant that Midoriya can code
Jamming Whey: So if Mineta and I paid you Midoriya…
Mighty Padawan: I can make that user worse Kaminari
Grapes of Lust: pft. Bluff
Grapes of Lust: We all know Midoriya doesn't have a mean bone in his body
Mighty Padawan: I apologize in advance if this makes any guy other than Mineta and Kaminari uncomfortable.
Mighty Padawan has changed Grapes of Lust's user to SurgicallyPluckedGrapes!
Alien Queen: Wow
Force User: Deku-kun really let them have it there
PurpleHaze: I think every guy is too busy flinching to respond right now
chaMOMOile: I do believe you are correct
Battletoad: They did deserve it though kero.
Jamming Whey: MERCY
SurgicallyPluckedGrapes: NOT THE TWINS!
Formula-1: While I appreciate that we now have a disciplinary function within the chat, was it necessary to go that far Midoriya?
Mighty Padawan: I'll change it back when they've learned their lesson.
Mighty Padawan: Because those user changes apply to all chats, not just this one
God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: The power to work from the shadows
TapeSp1der: That seems...excessive for an admin.
Formula-1: REGARDLESS
Formula-1: From now on, BUSINESS ONLY!
Formula-1: Use other chats for conversation and other meaningless chatter
TheMuffinMan: Can I use this chat to poll what sweets I bake and bring to class?
U CANT SEE ME: YES!
Alien Queen: ABSOLUTELY
Force User: PLEASE MAKE MOCHI
Battletoad: Kero
PurpleHaze: I vote for brownies next week
chaMOMOile: As vice president I authorize it.
Formula-1: But Yaoyorozu…
chaMOMOile: Overruled Iida, and I second the brownie vote
TheMuffinMan: Can do Yaomomo!
Mighty Padawan changed the group chat name to Class 1A Sweets!
Formula-1: MIDORIYA!
Mighty Padawan: I support my cinnamon rolls.
Welp. That happened. I never know how good these are, even after rereading them. I judge how good this kind of stuff is based on how much I laugh, and I never laugh more than a few chuckles when writing jokes. So if someone can tell me if I'm funny and not that would be nice.
Updated nickname list
Izuku- Mighty Padawan
Bakugo- KingExplosionMurder - PartyPopper
Ochako- Force use
Iida- Formula-1
Tsuyu- Battletoad
Momo- chaMOMOile
Mina- Acid Mistress
Kirishima- Rock Solid
Sero- TapeSp1der
Sato- TheMuffinMan
Shoji- Cthulhu
Mineta- grapes of lust - SurgicallyPluckedGrapes
Tokoyami- God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness
Jiro- Purple Haze
Aoyama- Brightest Star
Todoroki- Shoto,
Kaminari- Electric Slide - Jamming Whey
Tooru- U CANT SEE ME
Koda- Dr. Doolittle
Ojiro- Goku
I'm thinking of the teachers for the next chat, maybe something with 1B, but we'll see. All of these are written freehand with absolutely no planning.
Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus
