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Formula-1has started a new group chat: Class 1-A

Battletoad has been invited to the group chat! Rock Solid has been added to the group chat! Force-user has been invited to the group chat! TapeSp1der has been added to the group chat! TheMuffinMan has been added to the group chat! Cthulhu has been added to the group chat! Alien Queen has been invited to the group chat! Mighty Padawan has been added to the group chat! chaMOMOile has been added to the group chat! Grapes of Lust has been added to the group chat! God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness has been added to the group chat! PrupleHaze has been added to the group chat! Shoto has been added to the group chat! Brightest Star has been added to the group chat! Goku has been added to the group chat! Electric Slide has been added to the group chat! U CANT SEE ME has been added to the group chat! Dr. Doolittle has been added to the group chat! KingExplosionMurder has been added to the group chat!

Formula-1: Attention classmates! With our work studies upcoming I felt it fitting to form a group chat with our full class in case of an emergency!

Electric Slide: Sweet, just got every ladies' number in one go, thanks Iida

Grapes of Lust: Class Pres, well done, well done indeed, we shall remember your noble work done for our cause!

Purple Haze: And just like that, both dumbasses just earned a jab to the ear.

Battletoad: Yes Kero

KingExplosionMurder: WILL YOU FUCKS STOP ADDING ME TO THESE!

KingExplosionMurder: I BLAME YOU FOR THIS YOU SHITTY DEKU

KingExplosionMurder has left the group chat!

Rock Solid: Welp, thats more pent up aggression I'm gonna have to let Bakubro get out of his system

Alien Queen: We continue to salute your sacrifice oh great stone

Force User: He who faces the explosion head on

Goku: That man seriously needs to chill out

Dr. Doolittle: I'd recommend a therapy animal

Dr. Doolittle: But I don't think any of them would go anywhere near them

Mighty Padawan: Nah

Mighty Padawan: Kaachan has a soft spot for dogs

Mighty Padawan: The really big furry ones. His mom just won't let him get one

Electric Slide: I see Bakugo knows one of lifes facts

PurpleHaze: Im gonna regret asking aren't I?

U CANT SEE ME: You expect anything less from half the pervert duo?

Shoto: She has a point

Grapes of Lust: Girls cant say no to a guy with a dog!

Electric Slide: Mans best friend

Grapes of Lust: and fellow chaser of p…

Formula-1: ENOUGH

Formula-1: You two will keep your perverted tendencies OUT of this chat

Formula-1: This is an official communication method between aspiring heroes, meant to function as a sounding board and to request help from your peers.

Formula-1: And on that note

Formula-1 has invited KingExplosionMurder to the group chat!

KingExplosionMurder: WHY THE FUCK AM I BACK IN THIS DAMN CHAT

Formula-1: This is for official purposes Bakugo. You never have to use the chat, but it must remain available for usage.

chaMOMOile: As vice representative, I support our class president on this. I know there are other chats already started. Keep this one for official matters.

TapeSp1der: So no talking about how Midoriya and Urarakas nicknames play off each other?

Mighty Padawan: That wasn't intentional!

Force User: I just like the movies!

chaMOMOile: While cute, you are correct Sero

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: And no seeking for allies in my rituals?

Formula-1: Correct, and I do hope your rituals are legal Tokoyami

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: …..sure

Shoto: I already started a group chat for my other concerns.

chaMOMOile: Exactly, do that everyone.

Formula-1: Although I am still not sure it is an appropriate topic Todoroki

Formula-1: I have expressed my concerns already but…

Shoto: We had a deal

Mighty Padawan: Why do I get the feeling that this has something to do with me?

KingExplosionMurder: tch

Cthulhu: You have good instincts?

Brightest Star: We can talk about how fantastique my armor makes me look in costume, oui?

Brightest Star: Because it would be criminale to ignore the obvious

Alien Queen: I think hes talking to you there Ocha

Force User: EEP

PurpleHaze: We already have a chat of teasing her Mina

PurpleHaze: Lay off in this one

Formula-1: Exactly, thank you Jiro

Electric Slide: Is it bad that everytime I read his texts, I picture his arm chops?

TapeSp1der: We all do it

Goku: Guilty

Shoto: yes

Force User: ^^

Alien Queen: Yep

Rock Solid: Every time

KingExplosionMurder: OF FUCKING COURE ENGINES DOES

Mighty Padawan: Its just a part of his personality

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: I like to think its a form of exorcism

Grapes of Lust: I just imagine them as air spankings

Formula-1: MINETA

Battletoad: And just like that we're back in the gutter. Kero.

PurpleHaze: You think that general studies guy will replace him

PurpleHaze: I don't think anyone important would complain

Electric Slide: Hey, I'd miss my peeping buddy!

PurpleHaze: Exactly my point

PurpleHaze: No one important

Alien Queen: BURN

U CANT SEE ME: ROASTED

KingExplosionMurder: GET FUCKED PIKACHU

Grapes of Lust: Gonna need to see Recovery girl for that one Denki LOL

Electric Slide: DUDE

Electric Slide: I was standing up for you!

Mighty Padawan: I believe I know how to sum up the situation

Mighty Padawan has changed Electric Slide's user to Jamming Whey!

Jamming Whey: SERIOUSLY

PurpleHaze: HAHA PERFECT

U CANT SEE ME: Kinda obvious, but I didn't know you could change other peoples users

Rock Solid: Its MANLY

Force User: How did you do that Deku-kun?

Mighty Padawan: well...you see..

KingExplosionMurder: JUST TELL THEM SHITTY DEKU

Mighty Padawan: Just for that…

Mighty Padawan has changed KingExplosionMurder's user to PartyPopper!

PartyPopper: CHANGE IT BACK YOU SHITTY ADMIN!

Shoto: wait what?

Alien Queen: Admin?

Mighty Padawan: sigh

Mighty Padawan: I do some coding in my free time

Mighty Padawan: This app needed some and I did it for cheap

Mighty Padawan: So they made me an admin

Mighty Padawan: Its also how I have Mighty in my user. Admin access is needed to get it with how popular All Might is.

TapeSp1der: Who would have guessed

U CANT SEE ME: I think we all know how much of a fanboy Midoriya is

Rock Solid: I think he meant that Midoriya can code

Jamming Whey: So if Mineta and I paid you Midoriya…

Mighty Padawan: I can make that user worse Kaminari

Grapes of Lust: pft. Bluff

Grapes of Lust: We all know Midoriya doesn't have a mean bone in his body

Mighty Padawan: I apologize in advance if this makes any guy other than Mineta and Kaminari uncomfortable.

Mighty Padawan has changed Grapes of Lust's user to SurgicallyPluckedGrapes!

Alien Queen: Wow

Force User: Deku-kun really let them have it there

PurpleHaze: I think every guy is too busy flinching to respond right now

chaMOMOile: I do believe you are correct

Battletoad: They did deserve it though kero.

Jamming Whey: MERCY

SurgicallyPluckedGrapes: NOT THE TWINS!

Formula-1: While I appreciate that we now have a disciplinary function within the chat, was it necessary to go that far Midoriya?

Mighty Padawan: I'll change it back when they've learned their lesson.

Mighty Padawan: Because those user changes apply to all chats, not just this one

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: The power to work from the shadows

TapeSp1der: That seems...excessive for an admin.

Formula-1: REGARDLESS

Formula-1: From now on, BUSINESS ONLY!

Formula-1: Use other chats for conversation and other meaningless chatter

TheMuffinMan: Can I use this chat to poll what sweets I bake and bring to class?

U CANT SEE ME: YES!

Alien Queen: ABSOLUTELY

Force User: PLEASE MAKE MOCHI

Battletoad: Kero

PurpleHaze: I vote for brownies next week

chaMOMOile: As vice president I authorize it.

Formula-1: But Yaoyorozu…

chaMOMOile: Overruled Iida, and I second the brownie vote

TheMuffinMan: Can do Yaomomo!

Mighty Padawan changed the group chat name to Class 1A Sweets!

Formula-1: MIDORIYA!

Mighty Padawan: I support my cinnamon rolls.

Welp. That happened. I never know how good these are, even after rereading them. I judge how good this kind of stuff is based on how much I laugh, and I never laugh more than a few chuckles when writing jokes. So if someone can tell me if I'm funny and not that would be nice.

Updated nickname list

Izuku- Mighty Padawan

Bakugo- KingExplosionMurder - PartyPopper

Ochako- Force use

Iida- Formula-1

Tsuyu- Battletoad

Momo- chaMOMOile

Mina- Acid Mistress

Kirishima- Rock Solid

Sero- TapeSp1der

Sato- TheMuffinMan

Shoji- Cthulhu

Mineta- grapes of lust - SurgicallyPluckedGrapes

Tokoyami- God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness

Jiro- Purple Haze

Aoyama- Brightest Star

Todoroki- Shoto,

Kaminari- Electric Slide - Jamming Whey

Tooru- U CANT SEE ME

Koda- Dr. Doolittle

Ojiro- Goku

I'm thinking of the teachers for the next chat, maybe something with 1B, but we'll see. All of these are written freehand with absolutely no planning.

Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus