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The PRINCIPAL has created a new group chat: UA Teachers

Captain Japan has been added to the group chat! Hype-Train-Leader has been added to the group chat! Dracula has been added to the group chat! TonyStark has been added to the group chat! Totiredforthisshit has been added to the group chat! Mommy has been added to the group chat! Brick has been added to the group chat! ShadowCloneJutsu has been added to the group chat! Sheriff has been added to the group chat! TherapyDoge has been added to the group chat! The Doctor has been added to the group chat! SpaceCadet has been added to the group chat!

The PRINCIPAL: It has come to my attention that our students have begun to take advantage of group chat technology, so I have decided to create one for the teachers as well!

Captain Japan: AN EXCELLENT IDEA PRINCIPAL NEZU HAHAHA

Sheriff: Did he seriously just type out his laughter?

Dracula: Yes. Yes he did

TonyStark: Nuttier than my gremlin student

Totiredforthisshit: At least none of you have to deal with him on a daily basis like I do

Totiredforthisshit: He follows his favorite student all over the damn campus

Captain Japan: IT IS UNETHICAL FOR A TEACHER TO HAVE A FAVORITE STUDENT!

Mommy: Midoriya said he needed help training in preparation for his work study.

Captain Japan: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT I MUST ATTEND TO FOR A MOMENT

ShadowCloneJutsu: Yep.

Sheriff: Why did you agree to allow him to be a teacher again, Nezu?

The PRINCIPAL: He asked nicely

Hype-Train-Leader: Any other listeners think there's more to Mighty boy and Mean Green than just a favorite student?

Mommy: Oh!

Mommy: Has the symbol of peace finally found the one for him!

Sheriff: WHAT THE HELL

ShadowCloneJutsu: MIDNIGHT!

TonyStark: I feel sick

TherapyDoge: Principal, I'm begging you, get her into therapy

The Doctor: I'll write a note to enforce it

Brick: Isn't All Might in his 50s?

Dracula: He is….oh god that makes it worse

Totiredforthisshit: He better not…

SpaceCadet: This is why I avoid Midnight when on campus

SpaceCadet: And had my own facility built AWAY from campus

The PRINCIPAL: I would like to say that student faculty relations are expressly forbidden

The PRINCIPAL: And I know for a fact that Nemuri is incorrect in her assumptions

Mommy: I was wondering more if little Izuku was his secret kid, but you all have much better ideas!

Mommy: I can see it now!

Totiredforthisshit: Can we throw her out of the chat?

The PRINCIPAL: NOPE

The PRINCIPAL: This is a means for free communication between staff members, no one is to be blocked or banned from the chat!

TonyStark: Damn

Hype-Train-Leader: Worth a shot there Shouta

SpaceCadet: So that's why my block on Midnight's number was overridden…

The PRINCIPAL: Precisely! The USJ incident demonstrated exactly how important it is to keep open lines of communication between heroes!

Dracula: Weren't the villains jamming communications

Dracula: And that was why 1-A had to send engine kid to get help

Totiredforthisshit: Yes

SpaceCadet: They were blocking electronic and radio communications

Brick: So how exactly does this group chat help?

The PRINCIPAL: I'd like to see them try and interfere with this group chat!

The PRINCIPAL: MWAHAHAHAHA

Sheriff: Does anyone else think that another reason Nezu let All Might teach is because they both type out their texts?

ShadowCloneJutsu: Yes

ShadowCloneJutsu: And probably also because he thought it'd be funny to see us deal with him

Dracula: Sounds about right.

The Doctor: Nezu's insanity aside

The PRINCIPAL: I am not insane, I simply operate on a different level than you lowly humans

Totiredforthisshit: Sure

Totiredforthisshit: That

The Doctor: Kan and Shouta, make sure your students all come to see me for quick physicals before the work studies

The Doctor: A few still haven't stopped in yet.

The Doctor: And given his propensity for breaking bones, send in Midoriya again

Totiredforthisshit: Problem child…

Dracula: I'll remind them. I'm guessing Kamakiri still hasn't shown?

The Doctor: He's the only one from your class on my list

The Doctor: Shouta on the other hand has only had two students come in. And neither for physicals originally.

Totiredforthisshit: I should probably tell the brats they need physicals then

The Doctor: YES YOU MORON

ShadowCloneJutsu: All the first years do have work studies lined up though

Sheriff: It was rather slanted this year during the tournament

Mommy: But it was so much fun! All those young sweaty bodies so close to me

SpaceCadet: Welp, time to drink until I forget that

Brick: At times like these, I wish my organs were not literally made of stone

Dracula: Yes, the students all do have studies lined up.

Dracula: Even if a few were thrown together at the last minute….

TonyStark: I've been so busy with my gremlin trying to work deals with shady Chinese and American companies, what happened with the studies?

Hype-Train-Leader: Mean Green got one in late

Hype-Train-Leader: And Mighty Boy hand delivered it to him.

Totiredforthisshit: Yep. Something about the buffon's UA teacher

The Doctor: Well then.

The Doctor: Some exercise will do old Sora some good I think.

The Doctor: And Nezu, I'll need the infirmary prepped for triage when Midoriya returns.

Totiredforthisshit: Do I wanna ask?

The Doctor: Lets just say by the end of the work study, Midoriya will have his control problem fixed.

Hype-Train-Leader: Well that's good for the little listener

The Doctor: And he'll be in more pain that if he blew himself up with his quirk

Hype-Train-Leader: And there's the catch

TonyStark: Speaking of Midoriya, All Might just rushed past the support department carrying him

TonyStark: His legs looked broken

The Doctor: I'm going to hit him with my cane hard enough that he forgets all about that stupid quirk

Sheriff: Which one?

The Doctor: Both of them

Mommy: Oh I can already picture it

Mommy: All Might facing the harsh blows for his secret child

Brick: That didn't make sense

Mommy: It's poetic, it doesn;t have to!

Mommy: Shouldn't you know that, you teach literature!

Brick: My class consists of making things up about stuff dead people wrote.

Brick: Your is appreciating nudity as depicted by long dead people.

Brick: Stone, glass house.

Mommy: That aside, we all agree that Midoriya is like, 99% All Might's kid?

Sheriff: Yep

TonyStark: No doubt

Dracula: Yes

Hype-Train-Leader: I have serious questions for the little listener if not

SpaceCadet: Probably

Totiredforthisshit: They are two of the three people who can drive me to substance abuse. If they are not related, I am shooting one of them

The Doctor: I've been tempted to run DNA tests.

The PRINCIPAL: Well you are all entitled to your own opinions!

Captain Japan: I HAVE RETURNED FROM TAKING YOUNG MIDORIYA TO THE INFIRMARY…..AGAIN!

Captain Japan: WHAT HAVE I MISSED!

Mommy: Well since most of us are about to start a meeting, Aizawa will explain everything, have fun you two!

Totiredforthisshit: Shit

I was planning this already, but one of the few comments was about if the staff were wondering if Izuku and All Might were related, and yeah, it's a funny thought for them all to have. Only Nezu and Recovery Girl know about OfA so the rest must be confused as hell. Next short thing will be the one chapter during the work study, and then we'll see where things go from there.

Happy Reading -Centurion Africanus