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Investigation team!

Formula-1: As much as it pains me to admit it, your theory might be accurate after all Todoroki

Shoto: What dirt did you get?

Shoto: Genetic tests?

Shoto: The hospital does those right?

Force-user: That seems a tad excessive

Force-user: And invasive

Formula-1: Of course not!

Formula-1: I would never stoop so low as to intrude upon my friend's medical history!

Force-user: Whatd you find then Iida?

Formula-1: While you were getting your stitches out Todoroki, an extremely skinny blonde man came to visit Midoriya when they thought I was asleep.

Formula-1: They discussed what happened in the fight with Stain and Midoriya's control over his quirk, using specific percentages to measure his level of control.

Formula-1: At this point I let them know I was awake because eavesdropping is excessively impolite!

Force-user: Only you Iida…

Shoto: So what did they say, is he Midoriya's secret older brother hidden from the world because All Might is ashamed his child is a shriveled bean?

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Your theories truly do stem from the abyss my contradictory comrade

Formula-1: I have no answer to that

Formula-1: He introduced himself as All Might's secretary, Toshinori Yagi!

Shoto: Google him

Formula-1: That is an invasion of privacy Todoroki! Have some common….

Force-user: Found him. Listed on All Might's agency's website as a consulting secretary and heroics coordinator. UA graduate, quirk unlisted. He's actually All Might's age, so there goes your brother theory Todoroki.

Formula-1: Uraraka! I never…

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Still doesn't explain why he was in Midoriya's hospital room, truly a foreboding omen.

Formula-1: Midoriya explained that Yagi-san had been his physical trainer for almost a year before he took the UA entrance exam, to be in shape to handle the minimum level of fitness his quirk required.

Shoto: So All Might has ties to Midoriya even before UA

Shoto: So he might have come to teach at UA because he KNEW Midoriya would be one of the incoming students this year….

Force-user: OK, that's actually really really suspicious.

Force-user: Deku-kun is amazing, but for him to have so many ties to All Might and with how similar their quirks are

Force-user: And how both of them just throw themselves headlong into fights to try and save people…

Formula-1: I still am not completely behind your theory Todoroki, but I will admit there is something going on.

Shoto: Secret.

Shoto: Love.

Shoto: Child.

Force-user: He DOES do a really good impression of All Might. Kaminari thought it was actually All Might in the room…..

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Wait Iida

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Yagi-san, his hair has a slight resemblance to my feathers and his blue eyes hold the soul crushing weight of a man haunted by his worst mistake. And a tendency to cough up blood like a waterfall?

Force-user: Well that's a disturbing description.

Formula-1: Absolutely correct Tokoyami!

Force-user: I have no words

Shoto: Iida, you didn't happen to collect any of the blood he coughed up did you?

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: I can think of many rituals involving blood, which one are you thinking of Todoroki?

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: I have the tools to perform most of the simple ones, but if you require livestock I'll need a week to gather what is needed.

Force-user: …..why am I not surprised to realize you are being completely serious…

Formula-1: Tokoyami! There shall be no murder of animals discussed in this chat!

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: You can DM me for what you needed Todoroki.

Shoto: If Yagi-san is related to All Might, he would also be related to Midoriya, and a dna test would give us conclusive results

Force-user: this whole thing is going to result in us hunting down Midoriya and All Might and getting a paternity test done isn't it…..

Formula-1: Todoroki! I have already stated that this is incredibly invasive and I WILL put my foot down if you continue down this path.

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: So what I'm hearing is you won't need any goats…..

Shoto: You won't have to be involved with the gathering of DNA Iida if you don't want to

Shoto: I just need you to go talk to that support student from the festival and make sure she has the technology required

Shoto: She seems like the type to help because its an interesting mystery

Force-user: And she'd be helping two major hero families and potentially the son of All Might….

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Hatsume-san would indeed aid us in our hunt...if only we promised to advertise her nightmare children

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: REVELRY IN MECHANICAL HORROR

Force-user: …..

Formula-1: …

Shoto: Great.

Shoto: I can use my shitty old man's connections to see if All Might has a DNA sample on his file, the data if not an actual sample for us to test

Formula-1: TODOROKI! That is no way to be addressing you father, he is a respected hero.

Force-user: And of course Iida noticed the language rather than the illegality of the plan.

Shoto: I call him what he's earned.

Shoto: Tokoyami, follow Yagi the next time you see him on campus, if he's vomiting blood all the time it should be easy to gather.

Shoto: And I'm pretty sure you're the only one of us comfortable with blood like that

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: I shall neither confirm nor deny your suspicions.

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: But my mission shall be done with great sanctity

Force-user: I guess that means I need to get a sample from Deku-kun then…

Shoto: Yes

Shoto: It should be easy for you to gather a saliva sample from him

Shoto: Couples swap saliva frequently if my older brother is to be believed

Force-user: EEP

Formula-1: I don't believe Uraraka and Midoriya have reached that point yet Todoroki

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Somehow

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: And now we have to wait for Uraraka to get herself off her ceiling before she can respond

Force-user: TODOROKI

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Oh she is very upset right now

Formula-1: Settle down Uraraka, I'm sure he simply misunderstands

Shoto: I admit I am confused by the premise

Shoto: What does exchange of saliva have to do with dating, is it supposed to be a form of intimacy?

Formula-1: When you picture this Todoroki, what exactly is happening?

Shoto: They each fill a vial with their spit and give them to one another.

Shoto: Thats what my brother made it sound like at least

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Oh Todoroki, how truly in the darkness you are

Formula-1: That is not what that means Todoroki

Formula-1: It is a reference to kissing with….uh….passion

Shoto: That sounds like an inefficient way to gather genetic data

Shoto: She can just gather some of his blood the next time he blows up his limbs in an exercise

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: I'll just add that to my own mission, Uraraka can keep Midoriya busy while we act

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Drag him off into a closet so he doesn't notice our activities and protest

Force-user: TOKOYAMI

Shoto: Excellent idea, Uraraka, do that.

Formula-1: Let's just drop the conversation for now, I think Uraraka needs a chance to recover before we continue

Shoto: That's fine, we all have our missions. Just make sure you keep him in that closet for as long as you can Uraraka, do whatever it takes.

Force-user: GAH

God of Shadows- Revelry in the Darkness: Oh Todoroki….

I have nothing to say except this, never get a job at an understaffed restaurant. No matter how much you need the money, it's not worth your physical, mental, and spiritual health.

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