SHH don't tell Naruto!
Ch1 the test
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I sure wish I did….
Naruto Uzamaki was walking down the hallway to tsunades office because he was called up there for some thing that he didn't pay attention to because he has the attention span of a flea (Naruto: HEY that's not right! Me: oh come on u do! ) Any way Naruto had arrived at the door. He opened it and was surprised to find some of his friends there. Sasuke was sitting ther in his usual position wich was leaning on the wall and looking down. Shino still looking pissed like he always did. Sakura and Ino staring at sasuke. Hinata was talking to tenten about something. Gaara was talking to his two siblings. And kakashi was surprisingly there on time Naruto guessed tsunade had asked him to come YESTERDAY but he noticed kakashi was facing the wall out of every one else's view 'hmmm…' Naruto thought. He walked over to kakashi and looked over and saw that kakashi was sniffing some of what he called 'mugwort'
"BAD KAKASHI BAD!" Naruto
Had taken out a newspaper rolled it up and smacked it on top of kakashis head. Kakashi yelped dropped his mugwort and went to hide under tsunades desk. Every one in the room heard it and saw it those who knew kakashi well enough sweat dropped. Tsunade had entered her office and gave them each a slip of paper.
"in your slip of paper there is a map of the mansion you will be staying in for 25 days"
Some were outraged wile others looked in differently (cough SHINO AND SASUKE cough shino: shut up! your gonna take away our fan girls…I MEAN….NOTHING! sasuke: smooth move dumbass there go our fan girls…..) Naruto was one of those outraged people and he yelled out "tsunade-baa Chan why do we have to do this!" at first tsunade was standing in front of him but soothing had him hard on the head kind of like sakuras punch only bigger. "Ow what the fu-…WHAT THE FUCK?" tsunade was standing were she was but behind him was tsunade Naruto looked back and forth at them finally the tsunade that didn't hit him melted. At that very moment choji came in and said
"WHERES THE MUSH!''
Every one pointed at the small puddle that he was standing on. Choji bent down on all fours and started licking it up. "mm it tastes like chicken" choji proclaimed. Tsunade was getting mad..
"Ok shut up every one…I SAID SHUT UP!"
Every one immediately shut up they remembered what happened LAST TIME they had refused.
Muhahaha line breaker
"Ok now as I was saying…your staying in this mansion for 50 days UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE ACADEMY!" yelled tsunade
Garra spoke out "uhhhh I thought you said 25…."
Tsunade looked at him and said, "Well I decided to double it"
…Cricket cricket
"Oh you WANT me to double it?" tsunade asked
"NO!" every one answered in unison
"Alright now there are more people at the mansion in there already cuz I told them too" tsunade said
"This IS a test and a notice will be posted every once in a while for your tasks" every body groaned except for the false advertisers over there (sasuke & Shino:STFU!)
Every one made there way to the mansion wich was surprisingly huge and found themselves asking 'why the hell haven't I seen this before….'
They went in to find people on the couch watching TV they were of course the rest of Naruto's friends. Neji. Rock lee. Kiba. Asuma. Shikamaru. And a few other people that I forgot to mention what ever…
The TV that they were watching was a bit strange it was called the evil hypnotizing channel on channel 666….
'Wait a minute wtf?' Naruto thought.
The TV SOME HOW noticed that Naruto noticed so it said
"Attack the blond kid…attack the blond kid"
"Attack the who?" the hypnotized watchers said.
"Attack the blond kid…"
"Who?"
"Naruto you dumbasses and while on that subject call your selves dumbasses while attacking Naruto…"
"Yes master"
They made there way towards Naruto except for shikamaru who just kept saying
"Its to troublesome…. im a dumbass…."
Naruto ran over to the TV and held a kunai up to the cord.
"One false move and your master here GETS IT!" Naruto threatened.
Every one that was hypnotized stopped. Naruto was pissed at this TV so he cut the cord witch then returned the hypnotized back to normal after saying to Naruto how there gonna kick his ass cuz that was a good show…
So after they calmed down they showed everybody their room.
'Today has been a weird day…' Naruto thought
he rested for a few minutes it was only a few hours till lunch and he would go down to look for it sooner or later…. 'wait a minute' "WHERE THE HELL IS THE KITCHEN!"
Muhahaha cliff hanger! I looooooove doin that!
Any way end of chapter one this will be my first time at both writing a story and making fun of shino and sasuke
Sorry fan girls but its true!
Sasuke:NO ITS NOT! WE JUST…..WE JUST….LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE!
Shino:………..im pissed
Sasuke:hey so am I wanna jump the author?
Shino: sounds good to me
Me: 0o ok that's it ur not going any where… GAARA!
Gaara:what?
Me: attack these two
Gaara:ok you're the boss…
Ok enough fun any way plz R&R so that this cliff hanger will no longer be!
