Shh! Don't tell Naruto

Ch2 BOOM! EXPLODSIONS EVERYWHERE!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Me: chapter 2 is up hope you enjoy!

Naruto: didn't you give us a map?

Me: err you left it in the living room?

Naruto: damn…o well…I hope this mansion isn't too big

Me: well duh it's big I mean what part didn't you get about 'why the hell didn't I see this?'

Ok then…. so Naruto, Hinata, sasuke, and Sakura are nearby each other dorm wise so none of them have there map because they left it in the living room. And since this mansion is huge they need to go to the kitchen for lunch NOW.

Sasuke-kun you don't have a map?

"No.."

"Not even you Hinata-Chan?"

"Nope sorry Sakura…"

"Well that leaves us mapless…"

"Hey you didn't ask me!"

"I already know you don't have a map Naruto the author said it."

"So? O wait a that's right he's the author"

"Well what do we do now?"

"We go explore the mansion. Duh…."

So the 4 started off trying to find the kitchen but soon they came to a fork in the mansion.

"Well there's two ways…" Sakura said pointing out the obvious

"Ya I think we new that much Sakura…." Sasuke said

"Alright lets spilt into groups!" Naruto exclaimed

"IM WITH SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura yelled excitedly

'Then im with Naruto-Kun' Hinata thought

So they each set off it different ways first we will check with Naruto and Hinata and maybe AND JUST MAYBE sasuke and Sakura.

Naruto was walking down the hall the hall when he noticed a door that said RAMEN

Suddenly drooling for ramen Naruto ran to the door.

"Um Naruto-kun where are you going?" Hinata asked

"This room is filled with ramen! Come on Hinata!" Naruto said excitedly and grabbing Hinata's hand to take her in the 'ramen' room (hint hint 'RAMEN')

Hinata immediately blushed when Naruto grabbed her hand so she hid her face.

When Naruto closed the door some dust fell of the sign and instead of ramen its said BOMING. (Wow who the hell writes that sloppy?)

Naruto was looking at the whole room filled with 'ramen' and thought he had gone to heaven. He grabbed some 'chicken ramen' wich had dust on it but Naruto didn't care. But im sure he would care if he new it said chicken bomb (where'd the other letters go?)

He instantly found a stove and started cooking it. Hinata was a little hungry herself but she stood there and watched Naruto cook his ramen. About halfway through Naruto looked over his 'ramen' and drooled but then it exploded in his face.

"Ow…..what the fuck was that did I burn it." Naruto said angrily.

Hinata sniffed the air and smelled gunpowder.

"Um Naruto-kun…." Hinata started

"Not right now Hinata" Naruto said starting up some more ramen.

Sigh…. 'He's cute…but dumb…' Hinata thought and ran to take cover.

Naruto was again halfway through and then the ramen EXPLODED causing black smoke all over him.

"Cough cough o well it could have been worse….."

"Um Naruto-kun….." Hinata said and pointed to his hair.

Naruto noticed that there was a fire on his head.

"AHHHH SHIT HINATA QUICK GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!" Naruto yelled

Hinata did so and put out his fiery hair. But little did they know that the fire had landed on a fuse. After about 5 minutes Naruto noticed almost too late.

"O FUCK LET GET OUTA HERE THIS AINT RAMEN THERE BOMBS!" Naruto yelped and jumped up grabbed Hinata's hand and running out.

When they were out Naruto put his back on the door. There was a huge BANG sound behind the door and smoke came out.

'Phew' Naruto thought he thought he was safe but then just as he got off the door it fell down and smacked him right on the head. Naruto fell down and the door 'jumped' on him.

"Ya take that mofo you gonna put yo ass on me one mo time?" the door yelled

Naruto yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!" Naruto tried to push it off but it wasn't any good it was heavy.

"Answer my question mofo ARE YOU GONNA PUT YO ASS ON ME AGAIN?" the door yelled.

"OW OK OK DAMINT I WONT!" yelled Naruto the door starting to crush him.

"Good." The door said and put him back in place.

Naruto got up and thought 'what kind of door is that…..'

Hinata was sitting there assorting pictures she had taken of Naruto in all kinds of situations like the one that involved the embarrassing accident in 2003 graduation when Naruto had gotten drunk and tak-(Naruto: SHUT UP DAMNIT NO!SHUT UP READERS YOU WILL FORGET IT!) fine fine….

Sakura and sasuke were going down the hallway. Sakura of course was clinging to Sasuke's arm.

"Sakura could you PLEASE stop cling on to me…." Sasuke said with his 'cool' attitude

They kept walking and walking and walking…. until they stumbled on a path of what seemed to be fire crackers Sakura who was easily enthused by fire crackers picked them up and threw them in the air laughing.

But for some strange reason the ceiling was on fire but neither of them noticed.

So when the fire crackers came down they exploded all over them sakuras skirt caught fire and sasuke cool attitude scared the fire away from his shirt. The fire was slowly burning away her skirt she put it out just on time to stop her 'covered' parts form burning into uncover. And ya nothing else happened…

All four some how went into a complete circle and found themselves back where they started.

"Aww man were never gonna get out of here!" Sakura complained

'I was hoping me a Naruto-kun could have had some more alone time….' Hinata thought looking a little disappointed.

Sasuke looked in different

"Hey I know the way to the kitchen!" Naruto suddenly said.

"Oh ya what makes you think you know now?" said Sakura skeptically

Naruto pointed to the door labeled 'this way to kitchen'

Every one-sweat dropped. And when they recovered they went into the door to lunch!

I am DONE WITH THIS CHAPTER its pissed me off SO MUCH  it kept erasing things I didn't want it to. On the other hand it was long…. So any way please R&R cause I know ya want to well that's all I have to say except that ending was unexpected huh? 