Shh!Don't tell Naruto!

Ch3 a TV lunch

Disclaimer: still don't own Naruto…

Also this will be the last chapter until a little while from now im going on vacation but if it makes you feel better ill submit like 5 chapters wen I get back! And this is where my best friend brasuki and me(jason) enter the story. Both of our names are in Japanese btw

So the four found there way down to the kitchen where they were greeted by every one else. The TV was up and running again but this time they weren't watching channel 666. They were watching channel 666.5. It was an actual show Naruto caught some of the first parts of the show wich was like this:

"Welcome to couq and van with chef Richard goblin"

Today we will teach you how to cook eyeball and perineum calzone first you take an animal the size of…oh I don't know maybe a rhino or a cow and gorge the eyeballs and the perineum out ok and then maybe you KILL the animal that is up to you. After that you make a calzone and stuff the eyeballs and perineum in then voila se manific! Oh you can feel how once the perineum of the animal felt. Oh its really fresh…"

Naruto started sniffing the air and he sniffed… Ramen! And…calzone? Naruto shrugged it was lunch and he was hungry he'd have a lot of ramen of course but he might try a little calzone.

Naruto sat at the table wich was really long, across from Hinata. When lunch was finally served Naruto instantly shoved the ramen down his throat and tasted the calzone.

"What the fuck…. This thing tastes like it been spit on and then there's perineum in it!"

Naruto yelled he was disgusted with it. Then chef Richard goblin came in and said

"HEY I JUST MADE THAT YOU BASTARD!"

"Well it tastes like SHIT and if you made this your barbaric!"

"Pathetic wench! You know NOTHING of the fine culinary arts I ask you wich came first the egg or the chicken? It matters very little ok they BOTH taste good after a cockfight. Anyway I bet you ware deodorant moi? A barbarian? No no no its is you the is the barbarian made maozell."

Said the chef and he walked out.

'Gees who the hell hired him…' Naruto though

After every one was fed, the door opened about 30 minutes later and there standing there was Jason and brasuki!

"Yo what up my ganstas!"

Cricket cricket…..

"Cough cough um jason their ninja…."

"Oh… what's up my ninjas!"

Cricket cricket….

"Shinobi?"

"What's up my shinobi?

Cricket cricket

"Ah fuck it what's up my name is Jason and this guy is brasuki" said jason

"And we be your mother effing new allies!" brasuki said excitedly

"Oh ya and this is your new assignment: this is a men only assignment: get a girlfriend"

This caused a little tension between everyone. They had better ask quickly or they might not get a girlfriend. And FAIL. Nah im just kidding they were as many girls as there were boys.

"Alright then go do a mission EVRY ONE NOW!" yelled Jason.

He had sharigan and it flashed very dangerously even more than kakashis…. So no one objected and went on a mission.

After about 12 days they all met back outside the mansion wich had changed A LOT.

There were gangsters outside the gate and patrolling inside it. They all entered nervously and when they reached the door a gangster stopped them and checked them. Kakashi was being checked and then the gangster checking him said…

"AHA MUGWORT!"

Sakura new she had seen him sniffing something… so she picked up a mallet wich was some how in her book bag and smashed kakashi over the head.

"BAD KAKASHI BAAAAD DOG!" she yelled as she pummeled him.

After that they rung the doorbell and then instead of hearing a ring you heard a ring TONE!

"SNAP YA FANGAS DO YA SELF YOU CAN DO IT ALL BY YOUR SELF…."

Every one sweat dropped and said what the fuck….

"Yo what's up my gangster ninjas!" said Jason

"Ya how you like da improvements?" asked brasuki

They just gave a thumbs up and walked by to go to their room.

Muhahaha line breaker! Oh ya switching to third person Hinata view!

Hinata went to where there rooms were and bid the others good night and blushed when Naruto hugged her goodnight. She crawled into bed and wondered what tomorrow held for her….

Sorry made that chapter a little short any way I need a little help from you guys I want YOU to decide the pairings the off limit characters are Naruto, Hinata, sasuke, and Sakura since im pairing naruhina and sasusaku

Any way my vacation begins in two days so its on! TELL ME THOSE PAIRINGS!