Me-this took forever to type...please read and reveiw falls over
Itachi-Catches poor shamorikun she fell down too much typeing
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They started their search for Shamori after school that day. All they found was blood on the temple floor.
"Is it hers?" Sasuke asked as Gaara sniffed it
"Yeah" Gaara said "it's hers, but she's gone now we need to find her, lets check the medics building."
Itachi left when Gaara and Sasuke showed up. Shamori walked right out of the hospital when she woke up. Gaara and Sasuke ran after her. The next day at the bus stop Itachi pulled up in his red convertible.
"Hey you want a ride" he called from his car the top down "the tops down and it's a beautiful day."
Sakura, Ino and Tenten stepped forward.
"Why of course Itachikun" Sakura said giggling.
"Ummmm" Itachi said "i was talking to shamori Gaara Kagura, Sasuke and Sakunari."
Sakura turned the color of her hair
"oh..." she said while Ino and Tenten glared at shamori
"so what to you say?" he asked
"Sure" Kagura said jumping in the back seat with Gaara and Sakunari.
"I call window!" Sasuke said " You can sit next to Itachi, Shamori."
She trurned bright red and after a five minute argument she got in next to Itachi. She didn't realize he was the one who had brought her too the hospital (she just knew he was HOTT) not her brother. Itachi always drove with one arm around the seat next to him. Shamori was in that seat. She turned even brighter red. Itachi was a fast driver who took sharp turns, when he took a sharp turn sasuke threw himself against Shamori so she feel into Itachi, who held her against him.
"whoa there are you okay?" he asked her
She nodded but Itachi didn't let her go. Kagura, Sakunari, Gaara and Sasuke tried hard not to laugh. When the parked at the schoo Sasuke pretended his shoe was untied.
"I gotta fix my shoe" he said leaning down "I'll meet up with you in a second"
"Looks like you have to get out my side" Itachi said looking at Shamori.
she got up and tripped on her purple shoe lace. He had been untieing hers instead of tieing his own. She fell foward waiting to hit the asphalt driveway, she squeezed her eyes shut. But Itachi with his lightening reflexis cuaght her. Unfortunatly he cuaght her by the chest. Both his hands were on her boobs. She blushed a violent shade of red. He quickly helped her to her feet.
"thanks" she mumbled then hurried away holding her books to her chest.
Zabuza and Haku where near by. Zabuza was wearing a tight black t-shirt and baggy black pants along with a dog collar. Haku was wearing a white button up shirt with all the buttons undone and tight leather pants. He was also holding the leash attached to Zabuza's collar.
"Ooooooo Shaaaamoooriiiiiiii!"Haku said "I saw you with Itaaaaachiiiiiii!"
"He felt you up" Zabuza Laughed "Uchiha grabbed your boobs right before they hit the ground"
"Shouldnt you being saying woof woof bark bark" she replied
Haku looked at zabuza with puppy eyes.
"Woof woof" Zabuza said luaghing
"I gotta take my puppy for a walk, wanna come?" Haku asked
"No, sorry, i don't enjoy seeing you two do it doggy style" she replied.
"hmmm we need to get you a boyfriend"
"No, I'm fine"
"No you need to get laid"
"Been there, done that"
"Who and why wasn't I informed?"
"Sasuke and it was before I met you"
"You deffinatly need to get laid"
"Fuck you"
"No thanks I'm saving that for Zabuza"
"Wasn't an offer"
She started walking with them anyways
"Neji?"
"No"
"Naruto?"
"No"
"Choji?"
"Hell NO!"
"Shikamaru?"
"No"
"RockLee?"
"FUCKING Hell NO!"
"Kabuto"
"No"
"Deidara?"
"No"
"Sasori?"
"No"
"Kisame?"
"Fuck NO!"
"Zetsu?"
"No"
"Jiriaya?"
"HELL NO SHOOT ME!"
"Itachi?"
she was silent.
"AHA!I'm Gonna hook you up with him!"
"No"
"pwease?"
"No"
"Master Kakashi?"
"No"
"Master Guy?"
"HELL NO!"
Every one stared they kept walking.
"Kimimaro?"
"No"
"Orochimaru"
"DIE"
"Dosu?"
"No"
"Zaku?"
"No"
"Gaara?"
"THATS MY BROTHER!"
"Shino?"
"HELL no"
"Sasuke?"
"Spoken for"
"Master Iruka?"
"FUCK no"
"The Lord Hokage?"
"I hope you choke"
"Gekko Hytate?"
"I really hope you choke"
"Ino?"
"On Zabuza"
"Sakura?"
"And I hope you turn blue"
"Hinata?"
"And I hope he laughs"
"Tenten?"
"And lets you choke"
"Kin?"
"And whatches you turn blue"
"Kagura?"
"And makes you choke more"
"Sakunari?"
"And keeps laughing"
"Anko?"
"And takes a picture for me"
"I give up"
"About time"
"Yoroi?"
"And I will post the picture around school"
"Misumi?"
"Life size and in color"
"Temari?"
"thats my sister for one two- and makes a recordiong of you choking"
"Master Kyra?"
"And I shall play it over the school intercom"
"Then let me hook you up with Itachi"
"No"
"He already felt your boobs"
"No"
"And he's probably longing for more"
"No"
"he probably wants to..."
"He's gay"
"no he's not"
"No"
"He probably wants to strip you down"
"NO"
"and throw you down on his bed"
"no"
"or a desk"
"no"
"or in the back of that covertable"
"no"
"i bet he can keep going and going and going"
"no"
"and all those muscles"
"no"
"bet he's hot naked"
"SHUT UP"
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ME-Okay end of chapter 2 whooot! this took forever to type so please no mean reviews about how it took so long to post or stuff like that cuase i nearly typed my fingers off so far theres like 9 more chapters to type it's all a matter of when i have the time . so hope you like it!
Itachi- I LIKED IT!
ME- of course you did
Itachi- i liked it alot
Me- cuase it's about you
Itachi- do i hook up with her?
Me- no...you die...
Itachi- you said that last time
Me- I know...now im serious
Itachi- hugs shamorikun she's in a bad mood
Me -no im not...now that youre hugging me
Itachi- yays...so do i hook up with her
Me- keep reading my lovelies!
