"Okay, this is Chanel No.3 Nail enamel in 'Violet Storm', yeah. It doesn't chip, yeah!" Deidara said grabbing Hidan's hands while Zetsu worked on Kakazu.
"Hey, here's a 5 bedroom with a spacious living area, deck and washer and dryer, should I call about it?" Itachi asked.
"Hmmm…five bedroom, so you and Deidara, Me and Sasori, Zetsu, cause he pays the most rent and Hidan and Kakazu. And en extra room for all our crap! Yes! Call Itachi! Damn it call!" Kisame said. Pulling out robes and other Akatsuki garb for the new members to try on. "We only wear these robes when we're out doing evil things, otherwise I prefer a t-shirt and lose fitting pants." Kisame said. Hidan and Kakuzu fanned their nails dry and began trying on first net shirts, black shirts that fit over them and black pants, the robe was the last thing to fit.
"Okay, we can see that apartment in 20 minutes come on we have to haul ass." Itachi said.
"Where is this place?" Sasori wanted to know.
"Not far, it's on the other side of town." Itachi said. And so, the fitting was momentarily halted for Hidan and Kakuzu.
13 minutes later
The now seven Akatsuki members entered the leasing office for the new apartment complex. It was a nicer place than they already had. And there were new neighbors who didn't know them…neighbors who wouldn't report them…yet.
Oh god…I can't talk to her." Itachi said turning away from the woman was behind the leasing office desk.
"Why? You called about the apartment." Kisame asked. Itachi sighed.
"I slept with her and never called her back." Itachi confessed.
"Damn you Itachi! If we like this place we may not get it! Deidara you talk to her." Kisame said. Deidara spun around and approached the desk.
"Hi! Um…you don't know us, any of us, yeah. But we called about looking at the apartment for lease, the five bedroom, yeah." Deidara fluttered his big blue eye.
"Oh yeah! Sure, you all can come with me! I'll unlock the unit so you can have a look around." The bubbly woman said. She walked them across the street from the leasing office to a large 4 story building. "The unit is on the corner of the 4th floor on the back side, it's a nice place." She said.
"Really? We're quiet we don't disturb anyone, yeah." Deidara continued talking to the office woman, while Itachi hid behind Kisame.
"Here it is! 413. This deck goes with this unit." The bubbly woman said. She unlocked it and flipped on the lights. Deidara was the first inside followed by the other six. The woman hadn't recognized Itachi yet.
"Oh my god! Would you look at how spacious this place is!" Sasori gasped.
"Itachi come look at the woodwork, yeah." And with that Itachi's cover was blown. The woman realized he had never called her back… The seven of them checked out the apartment. Hidan and Kakuzu were a little nervous to look around, after all they were the reason the five of them were moving into another apartment. They didn't want to overstep their boundaries with the existing members. No one had ever seen Itachi that excited over an apartment before.
"We'll take it, yeah!" Deidara said. But the woman looked a little less than thrilled.
"I don't know. I remember sleeping with that asshole…he never called me back…I can keep you all out of this place you know." The woman said. This is the part where Deidara's innocent pout was a killer to anyone who looked at him while he was doing it. "He can't help it he's a total bitch, yeah."
"You know, he is an asshole, but you're just so sweet. Alright, if you all want the apartment you can have it."
And so the lease was signed and moving day would soon take place. However there were some things that Hidan and Kakuzu needed to be made aware of.
"Now, chances are when we're moving something will go horribly wrong. Whenever we do something that we don't want 'the leader' to find out about; We always…always…" Kisame stopped.
"Always."
"Always, yeah."
"Always."
"Always." The others chimed in.
"We always, blame Orochimaru and Kabuto. 'The leader' hates them and so they make for an easy target and they are so stupid…that if something goes wrong and we blame it on them it makes then look even stupider." Kisame finished. Hidan and Kakuzu shook their heads in agreement. And so, Sasori called 'the leader' on his Pink RAZR phone and told him they would be needing the van in order to do some packing…Their current landlord would not be disappointed that they were leaving…
