"Psssst….Deidara." And then came the poking…"Deidaaaaara…" more poking. He started to move.

"Hmmmmmm?" he sleepily rolled over in bed. "Hey, you're up, yeah." He said.

"Yeah, listen. I'm going to leave I have to be at work in an hour. You are like…amazing." Yes you guessed right, Deidara and Itachi had to 'initiate' the new apartment. I'll let you fill in all the details.

"Oh, okay. Well, call later we'll be having another party next weekend, yeah." Deidara said sleepily. He hugged the girl that was in his bed and she left, trying not to disturb Itachi and whoever was asleep beside him.

"Oh…my…god…what smells so great?" Sasori said walking into the living room only to find Hidan in the kitchen wearing a 'Kiss the Cook' apron.

"Hey! Sasori! I'm making blueberry pancakes! Oh man, I completely love blueberry pancakes! Of course, I always pray before I cook, you know to make sure I don't mess anything up.

"Oh, man you rock! I haven't had blueberry pancakes since the time Deidara tried to make them and batter went flying into the ceiling fan. So, Hidan you seem to have your rage under control more so than Itachi." Sasori said. Hidan was stirring blueberries into batter.

"Not really, Kakuzu pisses me the hell off 90 of the time; he just hasn't done anything yet." Hidan answered.

"Okay, I smell breakfast items." Zetsu said entering the living room watching Hidan do his chef thing. Kakuzu and Kisame soon appeared in the living room as well watching Hidan fix the breakfast.

"You know, I just don't understand you! You're just so….nice!" Itachi was bitching at Deidara as he followed him into the kitchen.

"Well, you're just mean, yeah. You're so mean! You barely told her goodbye, you didn't invite her back to out next party, yeah! And here's the worst thing that you do, you steal the covers from whoever you're with, yeah! That's just mean! What if it gets cold in the middle of the night, yeah!" Deidara combated him. Itachi rolled his eyes…he knew Deidara was right and there was no way in hell he would admit it.

"Okay, who wants the first pancake?" Hidan asked.

"I do!" Sasori declared. Hidan prepared to skillfully flip the blueberry pancake onto the plate that was set beside him, however, he missed the plate and it landed in the pitcher of orange juice which then spilled onto the tile floor.

"Shit! Damn you stupid pancake!" And Hidan yelled at least 20 more expletives at the pancake.

"This is the first test for him…let's see if he's a true Akatsuki…Sasori." Kisame said. Sasori nodded and pushed his pink RAZR toward Hidan.

"We want you to call 'the leader' and blame that spill on Orochimaru or Kabuto, yeah." Deidara said.

"Well, can you handle it?" Zetsu asked. Hidan swallowed hard and looked over at Kakuzu who was sweating. Hidan tentatively picked up Sasori's RAZR and dialed 'the leader' (he was #4 on speed dial). Here's how the conversation went:

"Hello?"

"Hey! Uuuh….'the leader'….how….how ya doin!" Hidan said nervously. There were six sets of eyes upon him.

"I'm okay." 'The leader' answered.

"Um….you know that bitch Orochimaru?" Hidan was gaining some confidence.

"Sigh, he really is a bitch."the elader remarked.

"Well, you'll never believe this! He came over here to our apartment and we were getting ready to have breakfast and his stupid side kick Kabuto spilt our orange juice all over our kitchen floor!" Hidan was getting head nods of approval.

"Damn him, he's always sabotaging morning beverages. Remind me to tell you about what he did to a pot of coffee once!" the leader said.

"Okay, 'the leader' I just wanted to tell you that I just might kick his ass before he leaves here!" Hidan got a high five from Itachi for that comment. Hidan said goodbye to 'the leader' and hung up. Now, there were cheers from everyone. It was official Hidan was indeed an Akatsuki. After breakfast Kakuzu would have his 'blame Orochimaru/Kabuto' initiation when he ripped one of the Akatsuki robes trying it on. Once again Sasori whipped out the RAZR and Kakuzu proved himself to Akatsuki.

"Oh my god! Oh my god, yeah! Itachi! Itachi, the pool, the pool, yeah! They're playing our song down there at poolside, yeah!" Itachi rushed out to the deck and sure enough Nickelback's Savin Me could be heard from the massive speakers around the pool. This caused Itachi to hug Deidara…that only happened when he was drunk or when he wanted something of Deidara's and no one was completely certain how that became 'their song' and they most definitely didn't question it…they just let Itachi and Deidara have their moment…

"Okay, so while they are out there doing whatever it is they do, you all want to go down to the pool?" Zetsu asked Hidan and Kakuzu. And so they were off to the apartment complex pool…