"You know I really think the seahorse float ring works for you." Kisame said to Kakuzu as he Kakuzu, Zetsu, Sasori and Hidan floated around the pool. Itachi and Deidara were poolside under an umbrella watching them float around.

"Hey thanks, you know you match your shark float." Kakuzu said. Hidan had the blue raft and Sasori had the purple fun noodle while Zetsu decided to just swim around and hang on to whatever floating device his friends had.

"So are we going to get in the pool or what, yeah?" Deidara wanted to know.

"I just washed my hair last night, if we get in then I just have to wash it again and you can't get in because if you get in I'll be out here alone and I need you with me." Itachi insisted (even though Itachi was ready to punch Deidara in the face 80 of the time). Oh, and by the way I want to wear your Christian Dior cologne tonight when 'the leader' comes over tonight to see the new place and to discuss our next evil plan." Itachi said.

"I just got that cologne, yeah! I've never even worn it, yeah!" Deidara insisted.

"Hmm…let's see, I don't care I'm wearing it." Itachi demanded of him.

"See, there you go again, being mean, yeah! You could be nice, like me, yeah!' Deidara smiled his million dollar smile at Itachi.

"Shut up. I'm wearing your cologne tonight." Itachi said.

"Okay, if you're wearing my cologne then I'm wearing your new INC pants, yeah." Deidara decided to fight fire with fire.

"No! You are not wearing my new pants!"

"Then you aren't wearing Christian Dior, yeah." Deidara flipped his head around certain that he had won this argument. Itachi glared at him.

"Don't you flip at me you son of a bitch! I'm wearing your cologne and that's final…and I will not let you get into my pants!" It was at this moment that Kisame dripping wet with water walked over to both of them.

"Oh shit…oh god! Oh what the…oh damn it! What am I…that didn't come out right…did it?" Itachi asked Kisame whose eye was twitching.

"Not at all Itachi….not…at…all…" Kisame said. Itachi started fuming.

"I blame him! Stupid cologne possessive bitch! You dumb ass you have completely turned my comments into a misinterpreted...aaagggghh! God I hate you!" Itachi hadn't taken his pill yet….Deidara was laughing so hard that he had fallen out of the chair and enjoying Itachi's drama way too much. None of them were noticing that Hidan was trying to drown Kakuzu in the pool for splashing him while in prayer. Between Itachi's yelling and Hidan's swearing at Kakuzu it was actually a wonder why they didn't get kicked out of the pool area.

"Um, do you really think you should drown him?" Zetsu asked somewhat nervously.

"This ass is always trying to interrupt my prayers! He's suck a fucking idiot!" Hidan yelled as Kakuzu splashed around frantically to attempt to keep from getting drowned.

"Oh…well…okay." Zetsu said and he just floated along Sasori and watched Hidan pound the hell out of Kakuzu. Just then the situation went from bad to worse for at that moment Kabuto arrived poolside.

"Oh my god! Now, I'm even angrier than I was 42 seconds ago!" Itachi said trembling with rage and fiery red sharingan burning in his eyes. "What the hell are you doing here? You think you have a better body than me don't you? Well, you don't! I'm hotter than you!" Itachi screamed at Kabuto.

"So….you all got 2 new members and you moved in to another apartment…fascinating." Kabuto said dryly.

"You know what, why do you come bother us all the time?" Kisame asked.

"Oh I didn't come to bother you, I cam to show off my new contacts." Kabuto removed his sunglasses only to reveal contact lenses that changed your eye color. His brown eyes were…blue.

"Oh my god! Look at you, yeah!" Deidara was laughing even harder than he was earlier. So hard in fact that tears were beginning to run down his cheeks. Kabuto's new eye color looked incredibly tacky and fake.

"You….you…..you…" Deidara couldn't even get his sentence started for laughing. He finally gained his composure. Still no one had notices that Hidan had tied Kakuzu up with the fun noodle and he was now rolling around on top of the water helplessly while Hidan prayed. "Oh shit…listen Kabuto, yeah. These blue eyes…they're the real thing, yeah." Deidara said showing off his visible pool blue eyes. Now, your contacts…make you look like some kind of freak, yeah. Oh my god! I can see the lens on the white of your eye, yeah." Deidara laughed even harder. And now Kabuto was sweating and insanely self conscious, in fact he started to cry and quickly left to retrieve his glasses once more. Kisame thought the whole scene was terrific.

"Oh my god! Kakuzu is wrapped up in the fun noodle!" Kisame just noticed this yet Sasori and Zetsu seemed to think nothing of it. Itachi had finally cooled down and Deidara had once again regained composure.

"Itachi, can I ask you something, yeah?" Deidara said seriously.

"What?" he said.

"Would you like for me to get into your pants, yeah?" Deidara once again laughed hysterically as Itachi lost all of his self control.

"That's it! THAT IS IT! You stupid fucking dumb ass blonde!" Itachi got out of his chair knocking it backwards. He grabbed a still laughing Deidara and aggressively hurled him into the deep end of the pool then waited for him to die….only Deidara resurfaced still laughing at Itachi. Kisame sat Itachi back down and waited for him to stifle…