Stevie Wonder's Greatest Hits Collection is playing in the background currently this fabulous morning at the Akatsuki's new apartment.
"You're kidding me, yeah! Well why would you go out with someone who told you he collected snails, yeah?" Deidara was talking to his sister Dana and ironing the Akatsuki robes, pants and shirts all while having a jam fest with Stevie Wonder. He was talking on the phone that was connected to the side of the cabinets in the kitchen. This phone had an extra long cord and so it stretched all the way into the utility room where there was the washer, dryer iron, ironing board and of course storage place for detergents and other stain fighters. Deidara was talking and ironing away…was…suddenly he screamed.
"Oh my god! Oh god, yeah! Dana! I'm going to have to call you back, yeah. I just wrapped myself up in this long phone cord and I'm stuck and I have the iron setting on one of the robes, yeah. Oh god! It's set to cotton and those robes clearly require the silk, setting yeah. Dana I have to go, yeah!" And Deidara screamed some more. No one really seemed to care that this was happening.
"I don't get him, is he always…you know….polite?" Kakuzu asked Sasori referring to Deidara. Sasori, Itachi and Zetsu laughed.
"Kakuzu, you must learn something Deidara is the more sensitive of all of us." Sasori said.
"He cried at the end of The Lion King! Who the hell does that!" Itachi demanded.
"Hey! The Lion King was a moving film!" Kisame said walking into the room. Kakuzu was satisfied with this answer. It was a surprisingly lazy day around the apartment Deidara was the only one at this point who was already causing a scene and frankly everyone was ignoring it even though the hot iron was lying on the robes and Deidara was just getting himself more tangled up the cord.
Yes, Akatsuki was now a bigger even more dysfunctional organization and they loved being in their group. Zetsu was reading the paper only to discover that the new Wal-Mart Super Center was having it's grand opening in town…you can only imagine…
Hey everyone thanx for reading. I'm sorry this chapter is reealllly short. It's because I wanted to prelude into my next new Akatsuki adventure…and you're right it involves the Wal-Mart Super Center!
